The Biebs And Selena Are Back Together? I’m Calling Bullshit
DM – It seems Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s rocky romance is officially back on. The young pair were pictured at the Marriott Hotel in Downtown following the American Music Awards on Sunday night. They were later seen holding hands outside Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood, before Bieber was sighted leaving her LA home on Monday morning, wearing his same black outfit and red studded shoes.They attempted to keep a low profile as they dashed into the popular venue with security guards trying to hide their arrival with an umbrella.
I just had to clarify one thing real quick before the day was over. Biebs and Selena aren’t back together. You know how I know this? Because only squids get back together with their ex girlfriends. Well let me ask you this. Does Biebs look like a squid to you?
Didn’t think so. Bro is just looking for some more of that pudding with no strings attached. Selina knows the score. Don’t hate playa hate the game.
PS – Hey Mrs Biebs….Call Me.
Im just gonna come out and say it todays smokeshow needs a dick in her ass immediately.
But not really though cause you’re married, but hey, I’ll take Renee off your hands if you want man
As squidish as they come.
Nice fuckin slippers Dorothy.
ice ice baby
@anonbrah34 I second that
KFC>Pres. Grown ass man writing about Beibs all day long…
otwisted has been on fire lately.
This is such a Selena thing to do tho.
Her kisses taste like tacos…
make me some cookies momma
Today’s smoke might be top 5 all time. Sweet Jesus
She was hot enough when they started dating but he has surpassed her big time in good looks and popularity. I can only hope to be the coke dealer that she calls in 3 months
No One Fucking Cares.
whats wrong with this dude’s pants? He’s got room for Brandon Spikes’ package in there
What is he doing with his pants? Is he mentally retarded? Honestly, I’ll take my average life over being a guy who is routinely wearing pants around his thighs like an absolute buffoon.
Slopfest.
I agree. otwisted is on fire.
Thanks boys, I banged a slampig recently, apparently slumpbusters work in the comment section world too.
this blog, like beibs and el prez himself are top shelf, pop yer collar playa
People like this fucking tool and the scumbags that push this shit out to civilization need to be disposed of.
im tired of this as well. but the “does biebs look like a squid to you?” then that picture made me laugh out loud
this kid is such a tool. Why does he dress like a wigger and get a corny forearm tat?
we don’t give a shit about Biebs. Enough already.
is it me or does he look like vanilla ice in that first picture?
whoops, slutnuts made the call already. at least i’m not alone.
I am telling you I can’t wait until these 2 little shit stains just go away.
The smokeshow from tampa, correct? i got hard as soon as i saw those natty jugs.
Funny thing is, Prez, he would probably do you.
God i can’t wait til this faggot joins the likes of aaron carter and we never hear from him again…and pres please stop shoving this kid down our throats even if you do want him to shove it down yours
Is he trying to be wacky d from cb4 with those red pants? Wow
Is he trying to bring back hammer pants?
“Mrs. Biebs” has the same jizz stain on her dress that Prez has on the starfish tanktop he’s wearing right now.
@bubbles really? youd prefer your average life over being an international superstar making millions upon millions of dollars and banging any woman you choose, quit being a hardo, i seriously doubt you get laid ever, and please dont respond with i get laid regualrly and make money, i assume most people have jobs, unless your black of course
i logged in just to vote up KFC
Biebs is fuckin gangsta now yo
who fucking cares man…would you love justin that much if he impregnated renee?
I wonder how many dicks Mrs. Bieber gagged to get Biebs into the music biz…
If by “back together” you mean his publicist told him the best way to avoid coming out of the closet was to keep having a “relationship” with his friend Selena, then yes, yes it is back on.
Separated at birth…
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nice fucking pants. if you even joke about liking this gay boy, youre a faggot. cant wait to see his coke binged downfall in a few years
He wants to act all homie. I’m all for seeing him get a fucking beating on a worldstarhiphop video.
nice pants dickhead
what i want to know is why an article about justin beiber has 42 comments on barstoolsports.com
What’s with all his pants? Why is the crotch area hanging down to his knees. He dresses like a fucking idiot.
i’d totally bang his mom.
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those are some fuckin s.mouse! pants
Was biebs mom 13 when she had him? Must be a pig right. I would give her the worst 2 minutes of her life
MC Hammer was over before this kid was born – nice pants, tool.
Flying Squirrel outfit.
He’s suck a little bundle of sticks.
Nice fucking Toms you asshat
first picture, I NEED that look