Hammer don’t hurt em!  Well it looks like it’s official.  Two watches is the new hotness.  Like I may not know much, but I know a fucking hot ass trend when I see one.   Two days ago Spencer Pratt was wearing two watches.  Now the Biebs is.   That can’t be a coincidence.  That’s settles it.  From now on I’m going two watches 24/7 like a savage.   Two watches so hot right now.  Two watches.

PS – Get me a pair of those pants stat!  They look comfortable as fuck.  Dick swanging all over the joint.