The Countdown To Snookie Getting Punched In the Face Is On!

So I finally was able to catch up and watch Jersey Shore this weekend and needless to say it lived up to all the hype and more. I mean every character is damn near perfect. I’ve even made the First Lady start calling me “The Situation” just for the hell of it.
But as much as I enjoyed the first episode it was all overshadowed by the upcoming scenes when Snookie gets coldcocked in the face by a dude. I literally have to take sleep medicine now before I go to bed now just so I can relax and not think about how excited I am for it. Because I’m telling you right now this is destined to go down as one of the greatest moments in the history of television. Like 20 years from now people are going to be talking about where they were when JFK got assisinated and Snookie got smashed in the face. It’s going to be that important to modern pop culture and I’m having a hard time concentrating on anything else until it happens. So please MTV I’m begging for you to let this be in the next episode so I can get on with my life. Because I don’t know how much longer I can wait.

Thats horrible
Well chicks want equal everything, so here ya go Snookie. Equal being what it is when dudes talk a bunch of shit they have to back it up or get knocked the fuck out.
Welcome to being equal Snookie. I’m guessing that I wont see you lined up to collect your combat pay any time soon.
will go down as the greatest reality TV show of all time.
anyone know the ratings from the season premiere…had to be on par with the superbowl when it comes to 18-25 demograpic
Has there ever been a show I cared less about? I’m glad some men still would rather watch espn than mtv
royal T is the manliest man ever, he watches espn, look out for the tough guy. This show is the reason television was invented
I literally rewound this a dozen times. All the ol’ lady kept saying when we watched this was ” this is the greatest show ever!”
Its got it all. Constant drama. Unfathomable characters.
You just never know what the hell they will do next.
5 stars!
SNICKERS!!!!!!!!
im so fuckin amped for this its not even funny….i see the situaiton to the right…and pauly d in the cut on the left…i just love watching this guys face in slow motion as he turns and fires…and you can see the when he connects it probably feels like he just blew a huge load after holding it in for a week
I want to punch anyone wearing a shitty Ed Hardy hat like that too. How does she manage to not lose the hat while eating that right jab?
I’m sorry Tuffnutz, watching reality tv and old saved by the bell reruns helps me pick up chicks, but I try to hide it from everyone else
that aint a jab…thats a short right hand…i just have to know what exactly pushed this guy over the edge…besides having to look at her face and listen to her talk
Portnoy,
you should get commission from mtv because i will actually watch this show now to see this
he punched her face off holy shit.
i watched in bits and pieces, but after seeing this, i gotta pick this up
Apparantly she got in his face after he stole her drink at the bar.
Stay classy, Brad Ferro.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/53919302.html
I love how Snooky is getting ready to wave her finger in his face and then boom she’s mashed.
every real world season should now just be jersey shore
Ratings weren’t that good?? Man, people are fucking dumb
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/12/jersey-shore-does-ehhhh.html
If anyone watched the premiere, then you know that nothing in this world could possibly make you happier than this punch
quite obviously brad ferro is a “bad element” of seaside heights…this woulda never happened on t cheeseballs watch….ferro woulda said he wanted a shot at the title and it woulda been on…and his boy anthony would be in the cut owning a large pie
these guidos are going to bring a hwole new element to the next challenges, CT and the Situation can not share a house together, situation would be out of control
Does his buddy standing in between take some of that hit too?
I tried incredibly hard to NOT watch the show, but it was just so mesmerizing. I couldn’t change the channel!
“I’m a bartender, I do great things.”
Hopefully they do “Hampton Beach” next season. I’m sure they can find 10 retarded massholes to go on that show.
Check out the dude in the white hat in the back just watching all this shit go down. Ya know that he knows what’s about to happen and he’s just enjoying the show.
this show has changed my life.
“it only takes 8lbs of pressure to break a nose” -PaulyD
So here’s the situation. In the last month my fiance left me, I watched my dog have a heart attack and die right in front of me, and the Patriots have morphed into mediocre in front of our eyes. Last night I stayed up until 4 am watching this show on dvr because I just couldnt look away. It is that good. Thank you MTV for rescuing me from severe depression.
I’m not saying she didn’t deserve it because it’s fairly apparent that this slag is an absolute cancer, but you have to be right at the top of the cuntdom pyramid to be okay with punching any girl like that.
Comooooon I wanna see your eyebowlsssssss
I just spent the last 15 mins watching that clip and laughing out loud. Pure TV gold.
iv never seen a girl get punched harder. Ever.
Guidos are a curious bunch
Im not sure if im alone on this one but I couldnt stop watching this video for like 15 minutes straight…awesome
Haha Quann….that show will be called “Trashy Shore”
Does Ronnie put down his Ron Ron and kill this kid in a roid filled rage?
“it only takes 8lbs of pressure to break a nose” -PaulyD
That was a classic line but too bad PaulyD punches like a girl and could only get about 5lbs of pressure into it. The kid thought he got hit by a pillow.
Is that dude from the Jersey Shore or Bc? Can’t tell with the popped collar.
This is one of the best shows of all time. I have watched it 4 times and still cant believe there are actual real people like this in the world. We rewound Schnookums getting punched in the face 5 million times Friday.
P.S.
Love how nobody calls her by her real nickname
I gotta chime in here…With that one right cross, he spoke for millions of people who wish they could of done the same to that midget oompa-loompa loud mouth, spoiled brat prostitute whore…
hat tip Housewives of New Jersey….
i can’t look away from this image. all day, i keep scrolling down and looking at it agian. it’s amazing!
he just dipped his hand all over her kool aid
I watched about 3 minutes of this before i decided that instead of throwing a chair at my tv, i better change the channel. Man, those greasy guinea wop dago spaghetti bending guido cocksuckers need to die. As an Italian, i can say that.
For the past two nights I’ve been watching this clip over and over before bed so that my dreams are just a continuation of the clip. If I have any type of special powers, Snookie either gets killed (that was a short dream…but the guido funeral was hilarious) or her attacker ends up fisting her on the roof deck while watching the sun goes down….because everyone knows, Snookie can’t stay mad at her guido guys.
I watched a few minutes of the show but that GIF of her taking the rock em sock em robot punch is solid platinum. The obvious bitching she is doing and the face he has as he delivers a devastating blow is just great television history. I don’t know anything about the characters. It’s obviously wrong, but I couldn’t help it, I left the vid on my desktop, watched it for ten minutes, and just laughed my ass off. I started researching the date it is going to be televised. Pres, I know you won’t let that great broadcast escape stoolie nation. Post the broadcast.
» elpresidente said: { Dec 7, 2009 – 03:12:17 }
“I love how Snooky is getting ready to wave her finger in his face and then boom she’s mashed.”
Haha agreed. You can see the hand gestures getting ready. He puts a stop to that shit real quick.
Also, I’m pretty sure that fat dude in between them saved her life. It looks like he gets a piece of that punch before it gets to her dome piece. Watch his face
He definitely got a Twofer. The fat dude in the middle took the first half then snickers took the ricochet.
I couldn’t help but watch the show. I didn’t want to,,, but I couldn’t turn it off. Train wreck
I told my girlfriend about this article on the blog and she found the show playing on mtv awhile ago. So, spent the better part of the last 2 hours watching the show. Train wreck indeed. I wont set my calendar to watch the next episodes, but if I stumble upon it, you know I’m watching it. Snickers deserved it!!
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So, my sis and I both watch the show and are those seriously the hottest 4 guido girls they could find to be on the show? Honestly, I think they picked the worst 8 people who applied to be on the show. I mean, if they didn’t. It wouldn’t make for such great tv, right?
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/53919302.html?cmpid=15585797
Must admit, I couldn’t stop ruber necking after seeing Snickers get a full on punch to the face.
According to the link I find it funny the show was originally called “Guidos”, now I realize why they say it so often…
A tv pilot has never had me so conflicted. I can’t stand them, yet I can’t turn away. I hate the fact that Sammy made out with both her roomates, yet I find her hot. I hate the fact that a woman got hit, but Snookie?
This guy is a scumbag no matter what and MTV will show this at least 1000 times, which makes me wonder why he signed a release
And I hate MTV — of course I was looking for Guidos or the Challenge but the crappy movie 13 Ghosts was on twice in a row, can a network jump the shark?
SERIOUSLY, all the men commenting on here are incredibly scary. I can’t believe any of you have girlfriends, not to mention wives. WHY DO YOU THINK HITTING A WOMAN LIKE THAT IS F**KING FUNNY? It’s, uh, not at all, and you’re all wicked scary. Ever wonder why women avoid you like the plague???? It’s because you say shit like this!!!! Get a f**king life people…
Clearly, there is a lack of men here who know how to treat woman, regardless of what they do or whether they “had it coming.” If any of you have a woman, they should find someone better, and I’m guessing that if your mothers knew what you thought, they would be embarrassed & ashamed. Of course, that would probably make you want to just ‘adjust their attitude’ rather than examine your own thinking for how pathetic it is.
Why would anybody get that excited to watch a girl get coldcocked in the face? Anger issues much, Romeo?
I just became a member of this site solely to state that Cletus is a cretin, as are all the other men saying that “she deserved it.” Are there any gentlemen left in the world?
to the last four posts. you are fucking faggots. you have no sense of comedy. get a fucking life. life isnt all square. seriously. calm the fuck down its okay. jesus christ.
Oh f-ck me… that is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I love how her hair just *POOF* goes flying and she absolutely doesn’t look all dolled up anymore as she falls to the ground… effing CLASSIC.
I seriously can not stop watching it.
Also, ya gotta love the look on his face as he turns towards her. He’s like “wtf… is this chick talking to me…?” then BLAM!…
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