The Derrick Rose Blowjob Show, a.k.a. the Celtics-Bulls Series
Dear ESPN/ABC/TNT Sports,
Please remove Derrick Rose’s penis from your mouths.
For the viewer at home or on a barstool, the theme of Celtics-Bulls television broadcasts appears to be “blowing Derrick Rose for 48 straight minutes.” No question about it- Rose is a special player and deserves some attention. But while the tv people are fellating Rose nonstop, poor Rajon Rondo can’t even get the equivalent a awkward handjob.
While Rose has been up and down in this series, Rondo has been the most consistent, most explosive, most dominant, most exciting player on the floor throughout. He’s averaging a fucking triple double for the series- 23-10-10 with 3.5 steals per- but from the tv broadcast you’d think Rondo was fetching Rose Gatorade during timeouts.
So, ESPN/ABC/TNT folks, how about tonight you do us all a big favor, remove Derrick Rose’s cock from your mouths and maybe throw up a graphic or two about the best player in this series. His name is Rajon Rondo and he’s the guy you should be blowing.
Cheers.
(PS – I heard that some company that starts with B and ends with S sells “You Got Rondo’d shirts)
I was pissed when they kept saying “Derrick Rose was onyl assist short of a triple double.” I mean Rondo only is AVERAGING A FUCKING triple double, got it in the game (regulation too I believe) and they keep going on about how he missed it. No mention of Rondo, granted the Cs lost but still.
Why would the Bruins sell Rondo shirts?
mike, turn the sound off.
Here we go again…hmmm let’s see, what to complain about next because the Celts haven’t destroyed the Bulls yet as supposedly they “should have?” How about how come the ball isn’t shaped like a shamrock and that’s why Paul Pierce isn’t dominating like he should…that sounds about right…
i’d prefer if you’d call it fellating. lets class it up a little around here.
That’s interesting…I’m pretty sure Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith said that Rondo has been the best point guard in these playoffs and compared him to Magic Johnson who said Rondo was 2nd behind the suddenly Reggie Miller-esque Chauncey Billups.
I would consider that the equivalent of being fellat-ed on national TV.
But feel free to continue coming up with non-existent conspiracy theories.
Enough already, they are talking non stop about Rondo. This is a complete non story. EP, this guy is a hack and he’s seriously grasping at straws here. Get him out!
Ben Gordon is most likely not going to play tonight so the celtics really have no excuse to lose tonight…unless those darn referees and their family members show up in bulls gear again.
Heard Ben Gordon is sidelined tonite from eating some bad Popeyes Chicken
Gee, it’s kind of like how every sportscaster does that with Brady and the Patriots as a whole. How many sportscasters had them going 19-0 and proclaiming them the greatest team ever? Oh yeah, all of them. Don’t get mad because for once, they’re swallowing someone who doesn’t play for a boston team’s sword. If the C’s are as good as you say, who cares who they talk about. Just win the series and stop your whining.
Haha, 19-0.
LEBRON V. KOBE, nobody cares about this series outside of boston and chicago
Rondo will need to keep it up if this team has any chance of going anwhere in the playoffs. http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!? The media has been choking on Rondo’s cock as much Rose. Rose just won rookie of the year and may have gotten a little more media attention for that, but Kenny Smith has been up Rondo’s ass all week. Gimme a fucking break.
Another worthless post by Mike, once again begging the question who is worse Mike or Manzo?
You can make an argument that Rondo has been the most consistent, most explosive, most dominant, and most exciting player in the first round of the playoffs.
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WAH WAH WAH! Quit bitchin’ celtics fans.