Wall Street Journal- John W. Henry & Co., a trading firm controlled by the principal owner of baseball’s Boston Red Sox, told clients it will stop managing their money amid dwindling assets and slumping returns. “This is to notify you that JWH has determined to cease managing client assets effective December 31, 2012,” Amy B. Hanson, a marketing manager of the firm, wrote in an email to clients on Friday. “We will not be providing performance information going forward.”

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yup it’s time for that trophy wife of his to upgrade to a real mogul. Because the SS Dr. Creepy is a taking water and taking water fast. Right now everything this guy touches is turning to mud. He’s ruined the Red Sox, Liverpool and now millions of innocent lives.   It’s only a matter of time before she leaves him for greener pastures because we sure as shit know she ain’t sticking around for the emotional connection. Linda call me. DM me. (again) Let’s do this shit.