The Ex-LAPD Cop And Murderer Has A Pretty Interesting Manifesto
So obviously there’s a murdering lunatic on the loose in LA right now, terrorizing the place. All in all it seems like a really awful situation. Apparently people are being warned to not drive pick up trucks and shit? I don’t even really know what that means. I guess this guy hates illegal immigrant laborers or something? But, you have to admit when some shit is funny. Like it kills me to say it because this guy is obviously a dickhead, but I’m legit lol’ing at his manifesto. For example:
Todd Phillips, don’t make anymore Hangovers after the third, takes away the originality of its foundation.
Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 degrees is perfect.
Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome
Gov. Chris Christie. What can I say? You’re the only person I would like to see in the White House in 2016 other than Hillary. You’re America’s no shit taking uncle. Do one thing for your wife, kids, and supporters. Start walking at night and eat a little less, not a lot less, just a little. We want to see you around for a long time. Your leadership is greatly needed.
Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community.
Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold.
Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I can’t make sense of it, guys. It makes no sense! But it’s nice to be able to level with the guy and see on some plain we are similar. Like yea it looks like we disagree a bit when it comes to murder and being an overall piece of shit. But, we’re not totally different people. 68 degrees is perfect room temp, they should have only done one Hangover, Christopher Walz is a great actor and Tebow needs to get the hell away from TV star Ryan and Rapist Sanchez. It’s called common ground and it appears Chris Dorner and I have found it.
PS – Giving Chris Christie health advice while you’re on the LAM for murder is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
im also not a fan of illegal immigrants
The Christie thing was funny but the Ellen Degeneres part is easily the highlight of this
I like the cut of this guy’s jib. Feel it in my plums
Where the fuck is Portnoy? These last blogs have been pitiful. Fiets had the chance to crush the Jack n Jill but WHIFFED!!
I’m still not entirely sure what hardo even means but if you call a guy a rapist for having sex with a 17 year old after you commit a mass murder then you are pretty much the definition of hardo
Guy would be cool to hang out, if he wasn’t murdering people
@blackdude maybe you guys should go swimming together
@kingblackdude dont do that, you guys make the pool all slimy
Yeah the Ellen Degeneres thing was gold. “You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community.” Really dude? She basically just reinforced every stereotype people have about lesbians, how the fuck does that change the perception of their community?
Sounds like Samuel L Jackson in Lakeview Terrace
Am I going to be the only one that says it? Fine. It’s Christoph Waltz, you dickhead. Not Christopher. Fuck.
This guy has declared an all-out war on LA PD. Wow. Ready his manifesto here: http://wap.myfoxla.com/w/main/story/84473837/
I too share Christopher’s sentiments regarding illegal immigrants. Thank fucking Christ this dude is black or else we’d be hearing about how this is a racist act rather than what it is …. just another fucking nut job doing his thing. Rock on Christopher, you’ll be dead soon.
I thought i heard this dude snapped cause he got wrongfully terminated or something? if that’s the case i’m glad cops are dead. they deserved it.
Haha, Liberal media edited his Manifesto and Anonymous put egg on their face by releasing the whole thing! Another Liberal shooter, next please!
When did George Zimmerman become black?
Also, I just read his little manifesto, he referred to Margaret Cho as “one of the most beautiful women in the world.” If you had any doubts about this guy’s insanity, this should confirm it.
just read the whole story and it looks like he was fucked hard by the lapd for filing a complaint against a sgt.
Good. few less fagget cops. hopefully he gets every single “high value target”
This sounds like the plot of the movie The Negotiator. Except, ya know, he’s actually killing people to restore his name.
There is zero chance pappelsmear is older than 14
killed it at the end there feitelberg, solid PS
why does a killer have a manifesto that’s pop culture related with the exception of the christie point? Its one of the most normal whackjob cases ever, which also makes it one of the weirdest
are we sure this isn’t an SNL production starring Kenan and Samberg?
what the fuck did I just read??
This guy sounds pretty reasonable
Guy is Pro Obama, pro gun control, anti cop, completely off his rocker and makes as much sense as your average liberal. If this guy was a tea party member they would be rounding us all up right now.
Cop on cop crime is the best kind of crime.