Could that be any more awkward? Long gaps of silence. Talking at each other about stuff the other two know nothing about. Stumbling over one another. Makes me itchy to watch. They’re the kind of conversations I have with distant relatives during the holidays. We really don’t want to chat but we don’t have an option either. Pretend to give a shit about one another and just hope it ends quickly.

PS – I can’t believe I stopped the volume on 26. I wasn’t focused. Volume level on anything that doesn’t end in a 5 or 0 is like breaking a mirror, 7 years bad luck.