The Jets are Out of the Playoffs. Happy New Year!
The time will come to celebrate a Patriots team that just locked up homefield advantage throughout the playoffs with a cobbled together defense, wide receivers playing cornerback and cornerbacks playing safety and ran off 49 unanswered points with a patchwork offensive line and a Lousaka Polite at fullback. But that will have to wait. Now is the time to celebrate the Jests getting bounced from the playoffs. Because as Broadway producer David Merrick once said, “It’s not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.”
Seriously, could 2012 ring in any better than this? Sanchize throwing three picks. TWO to Randy Starks, a goddamned defensive end. Santonio Holmes taking himself out of the game in crunch time. The greatest defense in the world coached by an unparalleled genius giving up a 99 yard, 21 play, 12 -and-a-half minute touchdown drive. Reports that the Jets are ready to fire their offensive coaching staff. Shrex Ryan having to face questions about Sanchez and rambling on like a blithering idiot about how he “only” threw 18 picks this year. Which was 3rd most in the league.
But the best thing about this -by far- is that it should serve to make everyone STFU about the Jets. For another year, at least. No more “two straight years in the AFC Championship Game” ragtime. No more talk about they’ve got Brady’s number. No more Revis Island nonsense. No more “ground & pound” and talk about how they’re built to win in January. And mostly, no more fawning handjobs from the legion of Patriots Bashers in the press. For the last two years, Felger & Mazz and DA on 98.5 have been the worst offenders. How many times have they tried to make the point that the Jets approach is the way to build a winner and Brady’s career is swirling the drain before our very eyes due to Belichick’s arrogance, timid drafting and terrible eye for talent? The Jets move up in the draft to get the best players. Belichick moves down to draft stiffs. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah? Well then why are 8-8 and the Pats are two home games away from a trip to Indy? I mean, the Jets moved up to get Vernon Gholston. How’s he looking? They moved all the way up to 5 to take Sanchez, who right now is… and I’m being totally objective about this… one of the 5 worst starting QBs in football. With their last 13 picks they’ve taken 8 quarterbacks, running backs and receivers. Meanwhile the Pats are winning with a slew of first and second year talent drafted by Belichick doing it his way. The way that’s made him the first coach in NFL history to have 5 seasons with 13 wins or more.
This doesn’t take away last year’s loss in the playoffs and obviously the Pats only measure success in championships and there’s a long way to go. But the Jets being irrelevant again is the best belated Christmas gift a guy could ask for. @JerryThornton1
The Jets didn’t move up to draft Vernon Gholston. Old Man.. If you’re going to write a novel ripping on the Jets, at least get your half assed researched facts right..
Enjoy creaming your pants though, you’ll lose another home playoff game just like the last two years.
Ground and pound?? More like Chuck and Duck
^Better luck next year bro. Maybe the Jets can trade up for a real QB.
cleveland- obvious
jacksonville- more obvious
washington- laughable
minnesota- ceilings higher for ponder, but win first
tampabay- freeman lookes bad all year
arizona- skelton or kolb it doesnt matter
in no order those teams for sure have worse qbs than sanchez. there are more that are debatable.
buf- fitzpatrick goes hot and cold
miami- consistency will do moore a lot of good
balt- flacco is purple sanchez
denver- i cant remember, who’s their qb?
st louis- sam needs to prove he can throw downfield
that is an objective look
seattle
brocrastinator, such a typical jets fan comment
Jerry’s mom queefed and we all gargled it…happy new year!
^^
seattle’s jackson looked better late
brocrastinator, shouldn’t you be on theganggreen pissing & moaning about how they should fire Schotty and dump Santonio? Go fuck yourself and tell us how our ass tastes…
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Great blog. Felger is an idiot.
Brocrastinator, you jealous Bro? Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
Who guarantees a Superbowl win before the playoffs anyway?
Thats almost as gay as a Bro who posts a profile pic for the comments section of a blog.
Love it that the Jests got knocked out. Prediction: Both Manning brothers will be playing in NY next season.
Pats defense is still hot garbage. Can they stop an offense of a team that actually has a >.500 record?
Once again this sums up Boston. Their team about to start the playoffs yet their top story is about the Jets. You are all truely a pathetic sports town. Worry about your own team and not others. Don’t even say o but you are on a Boston site because i go hear to hear about retarded people in the world not to trash the pats. Just funny that you are all so concerned about an 8-8 team
PS: Sanchez blows, santonio is a filthy thug, ground and pound doesn’t work when you ahvfe one of the worst oline’s in football, shottenheimer is awful. Jets fans are aware of all these things so you can go ahead and write it back if you want but you are preaching to the choir.
^If that 8-8 team makes a point in guaranteeing to be the best team in football every year, while being a classic rival, and eliminating us from the postseason last year, I would say it’s fair to take some joy from seeing them fail miserably. Don’t get me wrong, because I would take a Pats win over a Jets loss any day, but it sure is nice to have them both. Don’t worry, we have 2 weeks to enjoy the Pats win, and prepare for their next game, but right now is the only real time we have to celebrate their loss, because we shouldn’t be seeing too much more of them for the next 8 months. It mostly just sounds like you are complaining about your team being made fun of, which actually makes this that much sweeter for me.
Also, your name is a pretty blatant sign that you worry more about another team than your own… so maybe a little hypocritical there.
Yeah Bradyblowsbellicheat you’re definitely not obsessed with the Pats or anything… Stupid Jets fans as usual nothing to see here
Bradyblowsbellicheat, go to bed you wasted puddle of fuck and have fun watching the pats in the playoffs while your fatass coach is trying to swing a golf club
The Jets made it a headline in New England to be out of the playoffs. All the trash talking, all the hype, all the Super Bowl promises. You asked for it Jets fans.
by bradyblowsbellicheat on January 1, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Once again this sums up Boston. Their team about to start the playoffs yet their top story is about the Jets. You are all truely a pathetic sports town. Worry about your own team and not others. Don’t even say o but you are on a Boston site because i go hear to hear about retarded people in the world not to trash the pats. Just funny that you are all so concerned about an 8-8 team
It wasn’t about the Jets when they won 3 Superbowls in the past 11 years. You got it backwards, dipshit.
Hey brocrastinator and bradyblowsbellicheat… SOJ…
Anyway, well said Jerry, I was more excited to gloat to my NY friends about the Jets not even making the playoffs than I was to gloat about the Patriots locking up the 1 seed. Lets hope we can win a home playoff game this year. I’ll say this, the Texans look atrocious. I could see Cincy knocking them off. That’ll all but guarantee a second round victory.
^playonplaya When you keep responding with “go to bed” do you find that funny? It is quite weak.
Thank you 1manwolfpack i love when people just prove exactly what my point was without me having to repeat myself.
Pats only measure success in championships
If that is he case, why do you Pink Hatters still claim the Pats are a dynasty?
Bradyblows, nobody gives a fuck about The Jets. They are a poor franchise and their QB is a joke. When they beat The Pats last year The Patriots and their fans were pissed because they were run out of the playoffs and played like shit, not because THE NEW YORK JETS beat us. The Jets aren’t even a rival towards The Pats yet, or at least most fans and the players don’t consider them rivals because they haven’t done anything. Peyton Manning and The Colts are still The Patriots biggest rival. The Steelers I consider a bigger rival than The Jets. The Patriots also respect those teams too. The Jets are not a respected team because they are low class and a joke every year in the end. I am sure as a Jets fan you consider The Patriots to be your most hated rival because we win the division every year and clearly are the better team every year (Pats beat themselves in the playoffs last year don’t kid yourself, now way The Jets were a better team).
The reason us Patriots fans are happy to see you lose is because your entire team and fanbase talks shit all year (including your coach, seriously what fucking coach acts like that? A grown man in his 50′s calling out players and other coaches grow the fuck up). When they fail it is just enjoyable to see the coach and his players be humbled. It is also enjoyable to see the fans of The Jets have to eat their own shit because they for some reason think they are an elite team now and just need to realize they are still a joke. Nobody gives a fuck if it’s an NY team. NY has a terrible sports base (besides The Yankees) and only people from there think that other people are envious of NYC when in reality the place is an overpriced dump that faggot hipsters and 19 year old girls think it cool for it’s “artistic” culture. Have fun ice skating in that gay ice rink at Rockefeller Center and go grab a slice dog and talk about 27 rings. See ya kiiiiddd
There was a dynasty when we won 3 of 4, and possible up until 2007, now we are just a championship calibre team each and every year (meaning it is always possible, never expected), which there are about 3 or 4 of in the NFL.
Waits for the inevitable “DUDE WHO THE FUCK WRITES THAT MUCH ON BARSTOOL, GET A LIFE”
@soxfan
First off fuck the yankees and their rings. Second no people from new york go ice skating at rockefeller center that is almost all tourists or at the very worst a guy trying to get laid. We keep the “artistic hipsters” isolated in a very small part of the city because they are quite hated around here. Somehow they escaped for the wallstreet thing. I have nothing wrong with 19 year old girls as a matter of fact that is my preferance. I lvoe that my coach talks shit and he better not stop. Maybe not guarantee anything again(which he only did the this year not the first two that’s just media hype)
PS: Fireman ed is a fucking douchebag who has his own security at jets games because he is so hated by jets fans because he was originally a dolphins fan and is scamming the NYC on disability claims.
* only did THAT this year not the first two
I guess it’s a lot easier to respond to the screaming, insult filled comment than the number of thoughtful, accurate ones about you specifically being a hypocrite and the fact that the Jets set themselves up for this kind of attention a long time ago.
take the scissor fight somewhere else, ladies. bradyblows, go away for a while. you’re making a fool of yourself. go tell rex how proud you are of him
^^achart
I love the shit talking they do. i don’t ever want them to stop. Like i said no more guarantees because then you leave yourself no room at all for error but the rest of it is fine. My whole point is that it ammuses me that it actually gets to people. As disgusted as i was at the end of today’s game i still whet straight to the phone to look up rex’s postgame just to see if he said some crazy shit. As far as my name goes… It’s a boston site and even on the new york part it is mostly boston readers. I come to the site for the dumb videos and occasional gta ( Fuck you for getting rid of MFK big nose). It is one thing for a person who has never in his life seen a championship to be concerened with a rival who used to win all the time. It’s a whole different story for a city who wins chamionships between their 3 teams over the last 10 years like it’s nothing to still be concerned with a New York team who has not won in 42 years. I get it when you focus on the Yankees but the Jets? just a little odd.
I just don’t see the harm in taking a little extra joy from seeing other teams lose. A perfect NFL Sunday for me involves a Pats win and losses from the Jets, Steelers and Peyton Manning. If that makes me a prick or whatever I can understand I guess, but I just don’t see it that way.
Here’s a link to the “Things That Might Annoy…a Jets Fan” book: http://thingsthatmightannoy.com/store#ecwid:category=1394048&mode=product&product=7793162
Well you should see the harm achart because it is not ok for Pats Fans to laugh at The Jets and their fans for talking shit for the past two years. In fact haven’t you forgotten that they made the AFC Championship Game TWICE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I just don’t get it that Rex can talk shit, say whatever he wants to say and then we he falls on his fat fucking face and looks like an idiot, Bradyblows and Company fucking start crying about it when people laugh, make fun, and generally talk shit back about him, Shitcheez, or the Jets.
Which makes us laugh, make fun and generally talk shit about you fags crying about it.
^^^ @soxfan
You are just not getting it. It means absolutly nothing that the jets made the afc chamionship 2 straight eyars. 0-16 or losing before the superbowl is teh same thing to me. Chamionship or teh season is a failure. Jets season since 1969 have been failures but teh only one that really matters in 2010-2011 superbowl winner was the packers so that means jets and patriots last year both failures.
There’s some truth to that, just don’t sit back and tell me that you don’t like seeing the Patriots lose then. In your rational, both the Jets and the Patriots are equally failures, so why would you then be allowed to enjoy our losses but we can’t with yours?
I always root against the patriots but if my team had just clinched i would be focusing more on the possible scenarios of who we might play round 2,record against them, how to fix our recent post season struggles things like that not well the Pats lost so fuck it we can worry about ourselves later.
We didn’t learn anything definitive about the Patriots today, they’re still a terrifying offense with a less than stellar defense who makes a few plays a game (which is usually enough). What we did learn was that the Jets will definitely not end up the best team this year, so forgive us if we take a day off from worrying about a game against an opponent that we don’t yet know the name of to laugh while the Jets slink back to whichever cesspool they crawled out of.
Patriots are nothing more than regular season bullies and post season frauds.
I learned something definitive in the last two weeks. This patriots offense is elite but the defence is going to screw this team in the end. It’s the worst defense I’ve ever seen. You can’t spot a good football team in the playoffs 17 to 21 points and expect to get back in it. I hope this offense is good enough to compensate for the piss poor defence but I’m not going to hold my breath. And bradyblows nobody around here gives a shit about the jets. You measure your teams success against the pats. The patriots measures success in superbowls. Your loud mouth coach and your teams false bravado makes people laugh at them. Winning superbowls is hard, that’s why I appreciate that I got to see 3 so far. Granted I am a bandwagon fan. Jumped on in 85.
Bradyblows – How pissed bro scale of 1 to 10?
Buddy clearly doesn’t get what “definitive” means. If you really think you can predict with 100% certainty what will happen in the next 5 weeks then you will either end up a very rich man or a liar. There is a 0% chance the Jets win the SB, the Patriots odds are somewhere north of that, and that is honestly the only think I can say with confidence. If you want to pretend something else then have fun.
All these PatriNOT fans are still chirping about the Jets. Go have a bowl of chowdah and kill yourselves.
@Buddy, pretty good odds that either the Saints, Patriots or Green Bay will win the title. Defensive ranks of those teams New Orleans (24) New England (31) Green Bay (32) Thanks to Bill Polian influencing rule changes to help Manning the league has become an offensive league lessening the impact a defense can have.
I wouldn’t be surprised if The Pats went to the superbowl at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are 1 and done again to be honest. No way to gauge this team against the others in the conference. There is really no favorite in the AFC. The Pats defense is below average at best. Steelers are all fucked up now and Joe Flacco we know how that works out in the playoffs. I think that The Saints and The Packers are the biggest threats in the NFL right now.
Otwisted. I get that. But the the first half of the last 3 weeks have been brutal. Denver ran for over a hundred yards in the first quarter. Dolphins abused the pats in the air and buffalo did the same thing today. Pats get down big early against anybody in the divisional round its going to be tough. Greenbay and new Orleans haven’t consistently put themselves in that position. Achart, awesome job having no stance whatsoever. Doesn’t the fence post you sit on hurt your asshole?
You want to know my opinion? I think the Pats will get to the SB by only having to beat the Bengals and Ravens, then lose to the Saints. I’m not going to tell you that that is exactly how it will go tho. I’m just sick of everyone stating their opinion like it is a hard fact, I’m excited to see how it plays out.
@ Buddy, The Pats played shitty in the 1st quarter vs Denver then shut them down the rest of the game, Shitty first half vs Miami only gave up 7 pts in the 2nd half, Shitty first quarter today, shut Buffalo out for 3 quarters. For as bad as the defense started those games they finished pretty damn good. Not saying this defense is great or anything but they are still in the middle of the pack in points against and thats what matters, and with their offense its not out of the relm of possibility they get back to the Superbowl.
I’m excited with a ton of trepidation. The league has changed. The passing game is king and defense isn’t as critical to success as it was only 5 years ago. Obviously this helps the patriots but I can’t get over the eye test of what I’ve seen in the last three games. Defence isn’t as important as it once was but you still have to put something mediocre on the feild. I’ll run around like a wild injin if they win the sb, I’m just saying its a tough road.
^^No doubt it tough Buddy you only get one game, if you put up a stinker you’re out no coming back like in a best of series, the Saints learned the hard way last year losing to a 7-9 team. Should be an exciting playoffs though, strong teams top to bottom in both leagues.
I will say that it was fun watching Patrick chung running around, hitting hard.
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achart – noone cares what you think. Douche.
Voice of reason – problem bro? fagget
If you noticed, I wasn’t planning on giving my opinion, because everyone has one, but none of them count for shit. Only after I was called a fence sitter for saying anything could happen did I choose to share mine. Maybe my name should be VoiceofReason.
^fag
F U C K the J E T S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!