Twincities – The halls of Tartan High School are buzzing with one topic – Mike Stone’s porn-star prom dates. “They chanted my name in the hallways – Mike! Mike! Mike!” said Stone, the 18-year-old who earned notoriety when his quest for X-rated dates went viral. “They called me a legend. I have never been called that before.” Officials at the Oakdale school are forbidding him from bringing the women to the May 12 prom. So Stone said he will have an alternative party, a “porn prom,” the same time as the conventional prom. Stone said that if the school rejects his prom dates, then he will reject prom – and have a competing prom of his own. The official prom will be at the Landmark Center in St. Paul, and Stone said he’s planning his event at hotel a few blocks away. “It would be a big party, just down the street. If anyone wanted to come, they would be welcome,” said Stone. “This is the biggest thing to ever happen to me.”

I fucking love this kid. And you know why I love him? I get the distinct impression he is just winging it here. Like this wasn’t preplanned. He’s not trying to be super cool. He tried to do this the easy way. He invited a couple chicks from his school and they said no. So he turned to porn stars. The first 598 of them rejected him. The world catches wind of what he is doing because he has sent out 600 straight tweets to porn actresses.   Suddenly he is a star. Two porns stars finally say yes. The school bans him from prom. He decides now he is going to throw his own competing prom down the street appropriately called porn prom.    I know I keep saying it, but if this doesn’t turn into a 1980’s Cusak movie I’ve lost all my faith in Hollywood and America. It literally is perfect.

PS – I’m seriously contemplating going to this kid’s porn prom.  I think it’s open to everybody.  Sounds like a fucking rager.  I’m not even joking.  I already tweeted at Mike asking him what the deal was?   If I can buy a ticket, I’ll find me a porn star date and I’m fucking there.   Dead serious.