The LA Kings Are Picking Up The Stanley Cup Party Right Where The Bruins Left Off
Think we can officially say hockey players are the best partiers on the planet. I don’t know a single King from a hole in the wall. Like I couldn’t tell you who the players are in these pics. I know Quick went to Avon and UMass. I know Carter and Richards love a good bender. And I know Dustin Brown is an American. Aside from that I’m absolutely clueless. But I do know that if you take Lord Stanley’s Cup to some boozy burlesque show then I am in. If you party with Oompa Loompa Kings fans, Elmo, and Big Bird then you’re doing it right. The Cup has seen some fucking shit. Makes my nipples hard just thinking about it.
Chuck Liddell, Oompa-Loompa’s, and XXXXXXXXL Size Z titties?!?!?!
Midgets, tits, and alcohol. Thank god there’s no video…..yet.
Sarah, tits or GTFO.
Quick better bring the cup to Amherst. C’mon Pookie! Let’s burn this mother fucker to the ground!
So that’s what Chelsea Charms is up to these days…
Jerry’s Irish Rose works with Oompa Loompas I see. I like her in black, its slimming to the figure.
What the fucks up with the big tittied chick? Is she extra wide with a tiny head or is it the angle she’s at?
Hey sarah dump em outttt
You know who’s got the best pussy and the fattest asses? Midgets, nigga
Best groupies by sport:
Football – Miami Dolphins
Baseball – Houston Astros
Basketball – Lakers
Hockey – Kings
LA Kings are gonna make the Bruins partying look like a Framingham middle school dance
That’s Willie Mitchell in pic # 2, looking like he just won Mr. Provincetown 2012.
Canadians party harder than Australians. They are animals. Take your faggy 90s rave thing to fahkin Calgary and watch how real Sodomites do it on the dance floor.
Those have to be long geographical nipples right?
Doesn’t even look like her head belongs on that body. It’s like her tits are expanding the gap between them and her neck.
“The things you and your friends did with that cow, I wanna party with you”
Seriously? No one really wants to touch on the monstrosities hanging from that low cut black dress? I mean what the fuck?
You know they hoisted those yooge cans into the top of the Cup. I’m waiting for the video…
BeetleJuice! BeetleJuice! BeetleJuice!
I would love to read the stories of the things the Cup has been involved in.