(This is a day old but too funny not to post)

I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.  Unfortunately none of those skills involve knowing a single thing about American football which somebody at this fucking program should have asked me before they stuck me on a live camera and grilled me about the Jets quarterback controversy.

Now I will look for you, I will find you, and I will give a horribly awkward 5 minute interview and drop a shit bomb on live TV right in your face.   Then probably kill you.

Seriously how fast do you think Mike Hill found himself tied up to a chair naked with jumper cables attached to his nipple in the ESPN basement after this debacle?