The Lord Is Returning To American Idol?
Eonline – What the next season of American Idol will look like is anybody’s guess right now. The latest name to be floated around at Fox as a possible new judge is—get ready for it—Idol alum Adam Lambert!”They have been talking about Adam for over a month,” a source exclusively tells E! News. “He personifies the show, and will be a popular choice right from the start. He knows what it’s like to be on the receiving end of the judges’ comments, he has a human touch, and they know they can’t go wrong if they bring him on. He would be able to bring a unique perspective to the show. People love him.”
OMG! OMG! OMG! Hey Cosmo Radio do me a favor and don’t throw away my number. Because mark my words. If the Lord returns to American Idol than so will I. Your Cosmo American Idol Insider will be back. Yup you heard it here first. If Lord Lambert becomes a judge than I will reclaim my position as the greatest American Idol expert the world has ever seen. So let it ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let it ring from the mighty mountains of New York. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania. From the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado. From the curvaceous slopes of California. Let it ring that LORD LAMBERT is coming back to American Idol and so am I! Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!
Awesome way to start off the morning. I just shoved a fork in my eye.
Six to Midnight
let ir reign
Heard this on the drive to work this morning. Knew it would be your first fucking post of the day.
You’re such a weird little man.
El Pres’ dream date — him, Lambert, Bieber and a big jar of anal lube
With Leo videotaping/directing tornopen. Don’t forget that part.
Slow day at the Stool huh?
C’mon tornopen what about Gronk?
“than so will I”; “than I will reclaim my position”
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It’s “then” on both counts. Less homo-worship, more basic-grammar study. You’re a disgrace to smart Jews everywhere.
Whatta softo
“if Lord Lambert becomes a judge then I will reclaim my position” Would that position be down on all fours with a gag ball in your mouth and a spread asshole?
Great Blog lol. A+
I will reclaim my position as the greatest American Idol expert the world has ever seen.
Thats kinda like being the straightest guy in the pride parade, but if it helps you sleep at night
Lambert personifies the show because it’s gay
And you said George Brett pulled the greatest troll move of all time. He can’t hold a candle to you.
btw, Sweetchuck fallls for your grammar troll every time.
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You’re such a closet cum drinker…..Come out already, you fag!
am I the only one sick of Portnoy living his gay dreams on the blog?