The Media’s Apology Campaign for Peyton Manning is Getting Underway
If, like I was, you were hoping that the fawning ball-washing of Peyton Manning would subside after his latest historic gag-job in a playoff game, you better think again. I was holding out hope that last night’s boneheaded, game-costing overtime interception was our last, best chance to get the legion of Manning apologists in the press to admit what we all know: That he’s a pisspoor postseason quarterback. But if the first reactions are any indication. First, a few facts:
*Manning is now 9-11 career in the postseason
*He has the most playoff losses of any quarterback (Side note: If the Pats win today, Brady passes Joe Montana for the most wins all time)
*He’s been to the playoffs 12 times, and bounced out in his 1st game 8 times
*In playoff games where the temperature is 40 degrees or below, he’s 0-4
*Yes he had 3 TDs yesterday. At home. Against an old and slow defense in the thin air. In 5 full quarters. And turned the ball over 3 times.
*Manning took the Broncos exactly as far as Tim Tebow did, with one difference: Tebow’s Denver playoff record is 1-1. Manning’s is 0-1.
But if you’re thinking the rumpswabbery will subside and the pundits will finally admit the emperor they worship so much is naked, you’re kidding yourself. Dan Dierdorf, who spent the game creeping on Manning a hundred times harder than Brent Musberger ever did on Katherine Webb, after the INT barely managed to choke out the word “mistake” like Fonzie saying “I was wr-r-r-ong.” (If Manning had thrown a 70 yard game-tying TD with 30 seconds left, instead of Joe Flacco, you would’ve found the video of Dierdorf’s reaction on a porn site under “Squirting.”) On the ESPN postgame Trent Dilfer blamed the pick on the Broncos defense. Merrill Hoge agreed. Failing to mention that the Broncos wouldn’t even have been in overtime if Trindon Holliday hadn’t run back a punt and a kick for TDs. And the whole ESPN crew pulled out their old dog-eared copies of “Guide to Brett Favre Apologizing,” flipped through them and came up with that old chestnut “He was trying to make a play.” Yahoo!’s game report opened with this:
DENVER – This wasn’t Peyton Manning’s fault.
…Professional Denver buffoon Woody Paige went 50 paragraphs and 2,000 words about the game, mostly blamed it on John Fox taking a knee at the end of regulation and only acknowledged Manning’s responsibility with “They lost the game on an intercepted pass late in the fifth quarter.” And we can only imagine the spin and excuse making will just get worse once full time Peyton fanboys like Peter King, Phil Simms and Ron Jaworski are heard from. When we all know better. Everyone who’s still carrying water for him should be forced to go on national TV and yell “Peyton Manning is a below average postseason quarterback and always has been!” the way Daniel Plainview made Eli Sunday admit what a fraud he is in “There Will Be Blood.”
But whether they’re willing to acknowledge it or not, we know the truth. @JerryThornton1



You’re an idiot.
Sounds like your obsessed.
50 paragrahs and 2000 words is a brief recap compared to the meandering stuff you usually produce.
Jerry, can you fix the headline for Christ Sakes? I can understand messing up in he blog but the headline is giant bold fucking letters.
Very misleading and biased information here. Yes Manning threw that interception and had a questionable fumble but was he playing defensive back on Jacoby Jones with 30 seconds left in the 4th quarter too?
you have to admit though, if Falco doesn’t complete that miracle pass to tie the game, we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now
Even when you are right you end up sounding like such a whiney cunt I can’t stand it. Please retire
8 first round exits out of 12 playoff appearances is a glaring and undeniable number. And before we hear the tired (and false) “oh but he never had a defense”, in 3 of those 8 one and done years, he had the 1st, 2nd and 4th ranked defenses on his team.
This pretty much sums it up.
http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/content/heartbreaker-same-old-song-and-dance-for-peyton-manning/20801/
Denver (and Manning) was a false facade all season, built upon one cupcake win after another, before finally coughing it up yet again.
manning a hoe, most overrated bitch to ever lace up, the homie sanchez better than his old ass
Our Tom
Is an awesome Tom
He throws bombs
To Welker and Gronk
With wisdom
And your flowing brown locks
Our Tom is an awesome Tom
The Great Gazoo’s loss is obviously our gain… home field, baby!
Truer words these eyes have never read…….
If that was Tony Romo, ESPN would be killing him saying he cost them the game but because it’s Peyton it was just a great hard fought game… Fuck ESPN
Dierdorf was unbearable. Ravens had the ball at their own 5 and they hand off to Rice on a first down and Dierdorf said it was too predictable and they rely on Rice too much. That could be the worst analysis I’ve ever heard.
I forgot Manning gave up that bomb to Jacoby Jones
@tico
I guess that means that Peyton doesn’t have to try in OT.
Love ya Jerry. Don’t ya go changin.
Fuck Peyton Manning. Nothing makes me happier than watch him fuck up. He’s a bum who really can’t be compared to Brady. Hopefully we take care of business against the Texans so Brady ends up with the most playoff wins. We’ll see how much ESPN covers that
Jerry Thornton for President.
@passwordispres…and if the return man didn’t record both the longest punt return and longest kick return in NFL playoff history Manning wouldn’t have even had a chance to blow it in OT to begin with.
EP just called Manning the best regular season QB of all time. According to winning percentage, though, it would be Tom Brady at 77% followed by Staubach at 75% and Montana at 71%. According to number of wins it would be Favre. Peyton Manning is only at 69%.
The 8 out of 12 first rd exits ends any and all arguments with Manning. That isunacceptablefor an elite QB
You can’t say that Belichick is the best coach of all time and not take that into account for team’s performance over the years. Manning + Belichick vs Brady + John Fox and its a different narrative. I’m a die hard Bills fan so I’d still say Brady is the best regular season QB of all time and the best QB of all time. But Belichick is a major reason for that too.
Yeah….so overrated.
NFL MVP 2003, 2004, 2008, 2009
Best NFL Player ESPY Award
12× Pro Bowl
5× First-team All-Pro
3× Second-team All-Pro
2× Bert Bell Award
6× AFC Offensive Player of the Year
2004 AFC Offensive Player of the Year
2004 Fedex Express Player of the Year
2005 Best Record-Breaking Performance ESPY Award
2005 Walter Payton Man of the Year Award
2005 Byron “Whizzer” White Humanitarian Award
2005 Pro Bowl MVP
2007 Super Bowl MVP
2007 Best Championship Performance ESPY Award
Additionally, Manning has been named the AFC Offensive Player of the Month four times and Offensive Player of the Week on 22 occasions
And he beat Joe Lewis’ Ass!
Oh I totally forgot Peyton won that ’05 ESPY. That changes everything. Great argument
Bravo Jerry, bravo.
Peyton is the greatest regular season performer of all time, his 4 MVPs, plus all his other accolades is proof of that. But winning in the postseason is what matters the most. I’ll take a 3-2 super bowl record and 2 MVPs over a 1-1 record and 4 MVPs any day. Those are the only numbers that matter when all is said and done.
Peyton Manning is better than Tom Brady, get the fuck over it and stop being obsessed. He’s about to get his 5th MVP too.
3 turnovers as a 9 point favorite. What a fucken choke job.
Of course Brady benefits from Belichick and vice versa. How would Brady have fared playing 10 years in a dome surrounded by Hall of Fame and All Pro calibre offensive talent under Tom Moore and a good coach himself in Dungy? I think we have seen what Brady can do with good or great weapons on offense, some of the best QB season stats in NFL history.
“Peyton is better, so there.”
Strong showing from the Manning rumpswab lemmings on this one.
From the team who’s QB has had two rules made to protect his pussy ass.
You mean like when Polian had the rules on defensive backs ability to contact wide receivers changed for Manning? Rules like that?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/512766-indianapolis-colts-president-bill-polian-is-the-biggest-cheater-in-the-nfl
Jerry, you’re fucking high. What game did you listen to? Dierdorf wanted Flacco’s dick in his mouth more than anyone, touting he had the strongest arm in the league. What about Stafford, Brady, Rodgers, Kaepernick, Vick, Cam Newton? He made a great throw to Smith on that long route for a TD, but also missed two long ones. The touchdown to Smith at the end of the first half was a fucking jump ball and Smith made a GREAT play to go and get it. And the last throw was a Hail Mary bomb to Jones that the Denver safety FUCKED up badly. Joe played a good game, but his receivers made plays and Denver just flat out sucked.
Peyton Manning is a hall of famer, a pretty damn good quarterback. He never was the best in the league. Fact. Sure, he has MVP awards, racking up crazy stats against shitty teams, and choking whenever he plays a top 5 team of that season.
Colts fans overlap the massive amount of idiot Jesus freaks living in the midwest, they believe any nonsense you feed them.
Peyton is a poser. A well oiled PR machine. He donates money to charities (like all athletes do), except he makes sure his name is splashed in lights when he does it. For chrissakes he donated to a Children’s Hospital in Indy and had it named for him.
So fuck him, fuck Eli, and fuck that shitty QB dad Archie (Archie sucked).
Jerry, you can hate on Woody Paige all you want, but you have to admit he’s hilarious on “Around the Horn (aka the only watchable show on ESPN these days).”
If this were tennis or golf or any other individual sport then all of Peyton’s awards and trophies would mean something. For a team game like football they don’t mean shit…actually it means you win the regular season…which as far as I know is not a championship of sport.
Eight 1 and dones. And if wide-eyed Reche Caldwell catches a ball, he never wins a superbowl…..Oh and he and his family are unbearable. Now where’s that Papa John’s menu, I’m fuckin starved
^ That PI in the end zone call against Asante Samuel was horrendous as well.
How can anyone even argue that Manning is better than Brady. You can tell right away the difference in Manning in a big game. You don’t have to win the Super Bowl every year but win a damn game. Hes had one great big time playoff game and that was 06 afc championship game.
Everybody needs to get over their hard on for hating Manning. This loss wasn’t his fault. Atrocious defensive and offensive line play by the Broncos (plus inspired D by the Ravens) was the difference. Time after time Manning kept drives alive, and kept them in the game. If you think Brady wouldn’t have thrown the same pick in the same situation, you’re a homer idiot.
Brady is a better post-season qb than peyton, but peyton’s brother beat brady twice in the superbowl..so theres that…
Awesome fucking blog!!
The only reason, and I mean ONLY reason Manning has a Super Bowl ring is because of Rex Grossman. That game was winnale with 8 minutes left and only down by 5 with the Bears in possession and driving. The only thing they asked Rex to do was not throw an interception. All he had to do was hold on to the ball, drive slowly down field as they had all game and score a single touchdown then let the defense take over and hold on for the win. Peyton was a joke in that game and had Rex not thrown that stupid pass, Manning would still be ringless. It took one of the worst quarterbacks in Bear’s history to get him that championship. Can’t even imagine if the Bears had Cutler back then…
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Correct me if I’m wrong (don’t bother, I’m not) Brady just became the winningest quarterback in playoff history, he is the only quarterback with 100 more wins than losses during the regular season in NFL history and the only one with 10 more wins than losses in the playoffs while Manning on the other hand, just choked again by throwing an interception when the game was in his hands. I have that right don’t I? I’m not missing anything? Didn’t think so.
coffee is for closers – and Peyton the egghead is not one of them.