The Midwest Patriots Are Starting To Make Me Nervous
Did people watch the Chiefs Vs. Colts game the other day? I got to admit it made me feel very nervous/upset/weird/confused. Like yeah obviously everybody compares KC to us because they have all our old coaches and all our old players. But up until Sunday that’s where I thought the similarities stopped. Well after watching that game I’m not so sure anymore. Like I haven’t seen a defense punish and confuse Peyton Manning like that since the golden days of our dynasty. The Chiefs just smothered the shit out of them. Every yard was a war. I swear to god I thought I was watching the Patriots back in the good old days. That’s the type of team I still want to be. No big names. No superstars. Just everybody bringing their lunch pail and knocking the shit out of you and seeing what happens. Sure the Chiefs lost the game, but I came away thinking they are a mortal lock to make the playoffs and have a huge up arrow next to them in Becketts. I’m telling you there is nothing flukish about them. I’ve heard people say that they failed the litmus test because they lost at Indy. Those idiots must have been watching a different game. Because for the first time I’m concerned that maybe Patriots West has a chance to overtake Patriots East and it makes me sick. Just doesn’t seem fair that they can take all our players and coaches, move half way across the country and possibly be better at being us than we are.





um, their #1 WR is DWAYNE BOWE
Didn’t see the game, but I have a hard time taking them seriously. I can’t think of an impact player on either side of the ball.
what’s your point? If he catches that TD they win.
wheel3r as opposed to the stud wideouts the pats had during their title runs
exactly. Umm that’s exactly what people said about the patriots when we were winning superbowls. That’s pretty much the point I’m making. No stars. Just dominating physical football. That’s what the cheifs did sunday
If they had a QB they would be really, really good. Love the Chiefs, wish we brought back Charlie and Romeo.
my point is he sucks . the pats had Wide Receivers who had hands, Dwayne Bowe has sausages at the end of his forearms.
No impact players? McCluster, Charles, Moeaki, Dorsey, Flowers, Berry, Hali…they have a real good, dangerous young squad. If Bowe didn’t have stone hands they’d still be undefeated.
elpresidente says:
October 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
exactly. Umm that’s exactly what people said about the patriots when we were winning superbowls.
I don’t know, Ty Law was one of the top corners in the league, Seymour was one of the top D linemen, Milloy was a Pro Bowl player and McGinest and Vrable solid players. Maybe we’ll be saying the same thing about some of the Chiefs players in a few years, but I’m skeptical.
ok felger light
All of those coaches were on the jets or giants before the pats.
and their not going to overtake “you” because you are not on the patriots.
Don’t worry, Pioli already bombed on the 2009 draft
I feel that CW. Why didnt we bring them back? After they both fell flat on their faces it would have been an easy move, probably with a nice little pay cut too. Probably wouldnt have been so quick to take a head job again either. Even if the pats had to buy a few fork trucks to crane them in the stadium on sunday.
Charlie Weis has pretty skinny ankles for someone as horribly obese as he is.
Chiefs defense and Pats offense would challenge in the playoffs. The turnstile defense the Pats have is a waste of a Brady year.
I tell you what EP the Pats would look fucking incredible with Jamaal Charles and Thomas Jones.
Chiefs are a great story unless you are maybe bitter about them taking all the Pats staff but I would still root for them why not.
Arrowhead Stadium is fucking SICK.
The Chiefs are dominating the draft, they are 1-2 years away from playing in the AFC championship, and their divison fucking blows
That game reminded me of the regular season Sunday night game against the Rams…the Pats lost, but it proved that they were for real.
Chiefs are last years Broncos. Average team in a horrible division.
Go 49ers!!!
brandon flowers = young ty law
Patriots East will be 4-2 after the Ravens get finished crushing them.
Or 3-2
hey Baltimore, this is a much different team that beat the Pats last year.
what I meant to say is this is a much different Pats team that got smoked by the Ravens last year
This week will be a good test for the Chiefs. Tough to see them since they don’t get much prime time but all these pro Chief comments ahve me interested.
clarence got it right. we dropped the ball by not picking up weiss and crennel, and not retaining pioli.
finally some Kansas City love on the Stool! so we might even lose next week at houston, but have any of you looked at the rest of our schedule? JAX and Buffalo at home, at Oakland and Denver, AZ at home, at Seattle, Den at home, at SD and STL, Tenn and Oakland at home. I will take that schedule! and NorCal, the 9ners? didn’t we just bitch slap you a couple of weeks ago, wait, have you won a game yet?
uhh last time I checked they don’t have a quarterback named Tom Brady…i think he had a little bit to do with the Patriots “east” dynasty….no?
seriously you can write about the goddamn Chiefs, but nothing about the Bruins opening weekend? WTF
holy fuckin shit is that smoke hot. holy shit. all downhill from here, that is easily the best smoke ever
Hello? Uhm are you for real?
Its not like the Patriots can just flick a switch and Crennel, and Weis come back. These guys both obviously want to be head coaches and prove they can do it on their own. If they came back to Belichick and Brady after their first failed head coach gig then they were going to be labeled Defensive and Offensive co-ordinators for life. They would never be considered for another head coaching job.
Now if they go to the unproven Chiefs, turn around the franchise, and prove their success was more than just Brady and Belichick then they have a chance at being a head coach again.
The Pats would have loved to have them back I’m sure. But they didn’t walk through that door for a reason.
Man, zoinks on that SSOTD.
DOPE SSOTD and Halloween.
Honestly Prez wtf does this even say?
Introducing Kaitlynn for UNH. We’re off to a strong to quite strong smokeshow start this week despite Zuckerberg’s best efforts to keep the man down
I’d love to have Romeo back, but he’s 63 or 64 years old now.
Charlie Weis has had serious health problems for a long time, and is basically held together with chewing gum and duct tape. He sits up in the booth now, because he can barely stand up.
Pats are in year two of a rebuilding program, and they need to be looking towards the future with their coaching staff also. I don’t see much long term future with either guy.
SSOTD is bringing the HEAT
SSOTD is unfuckinbelievable. Costume chick has the exact, and I mean exact same expression in every photo. A little creepy if you ask me ( no homo )
Boston has a better SSOTD than New York today, by a large margin. when was the last time this happened? I guess before BSSNY was created
pres – you are like one of the kids in my neighborhood growing up who saw an up arrow next to their Bo Jackson rookie card, they would run around the block saying “Kid my Bo Jackson is $3.50 and going up!” I always had to be the kid in the hood that had to point out in the legend that the up arrow merely means that the value had gone up since the last Beckett, not that is is going up.
My point is, I have been hearing you for months now describe something hot as “huge up arrow next to them in Becketts” and I am writing to tell you that you sound as dumb as the kid in the neighborhood predicting that their Ben McDonald rookie card will probably be worth 2 more dollars next month. I love your site, just trying to help you not sound like a tard. Trust me it sounds cool and nostalgic, but it just doesn’t make sense, and in return you sound gay.
are you shitting me the Pats would shit on the Chiefs. cmon prez matt cassel is Brady’s retarded step-brother
I agree with everybody regarding SSOTD. Words cant describe how fuckin beautiful that chick is.
Seriously? I definitely thought Peyton Manning was just sucking balls big time. Under throwing shit big time. Though not entirely his fault because his WRs are also retarded and miscommunicated a lot with Peyton. Not that I want the Colts to win but the Chiefs are NOT the 2001-04 Patriot Dynasty. Definitely not.
I agree with KCStoolie, bout time we got some mention on here! We may not totally be the pats dynasty yet, but we are looking good and building a great dynasty! God I hope we can become what we were in the 90s, but make it all the way!
I was thrilled to find this site,I get a kick out of hearing what true northeasterners think about my chiefs.First of all they have quite a ways to go before you start talking dynasties and big things like that.although,thier defense is looking real good, and our running backs are secound to none,but cassel,oh my,I want him to do good so bad I just do not know if he has it in him.I think when he shined in new england it was the unsung heroes around him that made him look like a super star.time will tell though..I was suprised to see the chiefs go after pioli.when lamar hunt was alive he was really too nice of guy to run a team.he just let bad coaches hang around too damn long,but now his son is in control and maybe he will be a little more stern.the thing i want to know is why would you ever say arrowhead is SICK? arrowhead is a great experience in life…the food is great and it is so fun to cop a good buz there but you better bring a bank-roll…
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Hey sethsowndressing:
did you ever think that is exactly what El Pres meant? That since the last Beckett came out they have gone up in stock? You are an idiot. Chiefs went up big time since last season so it makes all the sense in the world that they hypothetically have a big up arrow next to them in Beckett’s. Goodnight now, tool. And there is a reason why people read this blog and not yours (or why you don’t have one). Keep trying…