The New Barstool Chicago Guy Took One of the Worst Twitter Beatings Last Night These Eyes Have Ever Seen
And on and on it went. Some of the funniest, meanest, nastiest tweets of all time all directed at our new Barstool Chicago guy. Keep in mind these are only 1/1000th of the tweets he got hit with. Just flat brutalized. And yes that is really him and yes that really is the profile pic he choose to use for his twitter account. I can’t tell whether he’s just trolling everybody or he’s just way in over his head here But here is what I do. He has yet to tweet which means he either quit already or he is just building the anticipation and drama for what has to be the most pressure filled first tweet in the history of twitter. Honestly I’m not even sure he should attempt to tweet. It can only be a letdown.
BarstoolSanFrancisco FTW
I don’t know what he’ll tweet, but I do know they’ll be posts about it on all 4 blogs within 45 minutes.
when is this emasciated faggot starting to blog? Either way he will have more commenters than BarstoolU. KMarko gets an average of 1.67 comments per blog. Sad, really.
The “He looks like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia” was my fucking line. I made the same comment about Sales Guy.
Ned Schneebly in the house.
Can’t wait to read his opening salvo and watch it get annihilated. Trial by fire in the comment section.
How psyched is Mo that he won’t be the new guy in a few days?
So the banjo player in Deliverence finally grew up.
nothing can be a letdown from that profile pic. that shit is rock bottom. dude looks like Steve Sanders fell in a puddle of AIDS.
This poor mother fucker doesnt even stand a chance. That’s what you get when you use a glamor shot in a flannel for your twitter pic. Bro looks like a gayballl lumberjack.
i don’t know how to read these twitter conversations, like who’s talking whos retweeting, what the fuck
hahaha @Rear Admiral, excellent reference
Good to Know Peter Frampton has found work in the 21st century
Rear admiral for the fucking win. Pissing myself over that comment.
that Ned Schneebly comment is on point. perfect
He seriously looks like if NPH was unfunny and extra gay. and caught the AIDS.
With your choice of employees so far, I can’t figure out if your trying for an Aryan prison gang or a touring edition of the Vienna Boys Choir
Rear Admiral FTW.. when are you going to throw some blogs up man?
His picture =/= Hardo
cant fucking wait for chicago barstool finally i can stop reading all about bostons and new yorks gay shit
Ned Schneebly comment ftw.
I didn’t know Freddie Mercury was a blogger
Looks like the real life Doug Funny
I don’t care that I’m like the 7th guy to talk about Real Admiral’s comment, that was fucking gold
Portnoy just recently learned “squid” and “trolling”
i think stoolpizza boy was pissed this dude surpassed him on followers, played, you dickheads couldnt even throw me a bone and follow me dickheads @kingblackdude u fucking cock sucking homos
PS i had some funny shit too
Hey Jew, how about fixing the existing four sites up (I don’t count the “Superblog,” which is an idea that should have been scrapped from the get go) before hiring a bald homosexual to start a fifth? You know, make it possible to view BS sites on iPhones, allow actual votes instead of trying to click a star, make it possible to reply to a particular comment…features that exist on virtually all sites these days. We don’t need to read the same content a fourth time every day.
snailtrail, you think that guy is gonna make Chicago Stool LESS gay?
Anyone who “follows” Will I am Not on Twitter should kill themselves immediately.
Ep, if you want to know your one key flaw, it has nothing to do with your looks, or your misspellings, or the numerous shitty glitches on the site (image links, signing in only to be directed to the main page instead of the page you wanted to leave a comment on, etc.). It’s your tree. Your legacy tree. Your coaching tree. Bill Walsh left an army of brilliant coaches that revolutionized the game and who still run the league this day. Howard Stern’s sidekicks and assistants have done great things outside of his show. The Stool? You have feitelberg who is worthless, literally worthless to the point where he can’t even fill ub’s shoes by providing a decent description with the Wake Ups and doesn’t post enough pics let alone his lack of wit or intelligence with his shitty blog posts. Mo is alright, KFC and the Barstool U guy have moments. However, you surround yourself with untalented idiots. Now you pick this fucking Fanook as your Barstool Chicago writer. Don’t be the Phil Jackson of bloggers, dominating by yourself yet can’t groom a single fucking writer or find writing talent if it was pinching your double chin. Viva La Stool.
Ya cause Barstool Phili is doing soooo well
He should just tweet a pic of his dick and say nothing.
i thought barstool philly was going under on friday, no one reads that site, i feel like i own like 90% of the comments on that site
FUCK YOU johnnybegood
Blackdud, you haven’t posted anything remotely funny on here since you showed up, why the fuck would anyone care what you have to say on twitter ?
Maybe just ask random passing starngers to be your friend…less embarassing
Will, just checked out your Twitter page. Half of your tweets consist of you saying “LOL” to someone. Why would anyone want to “follow” a black troll? Bahahahaha! Are you fucking kidding me? If you drop dead this afternoon (which I hope you do), your disappearance here would probably draw a handful of comments before you are forgotten entirely.
Thanks, gents.
bo, when Bs do something. Could be awhile.
@bojangles, i’m gonna go out on a limb and say RA is gonna throw another blog up right around the time the Bruins start up again.
fuck chicago. fuckin broke ass city. leave them out of it! this is fucking stool country not the midwest.
johnnybegood, follow me son, i will keep you entertained bruh
EVIL ONE SUCK A DICK BRO
I’m not your Bro, although I will gladly mock you daily until you finally realize
you’re a no talent loudmouth
Gold, fellas. Keep it up. Rear, ur the man.
I’m absolutely stunned 2,000 people are this dumb to follow this guy
Evil One, keep trying bro, there is a reason im fucking known around here and youre not bro, keeping aiming high buddy!
DUDE! You guys got Squeak from baseketball!?! I Thought he lived in LA….
2700 followers before 1 tweet has got to be a record.
evil genius dragging this out.
Dood looks like Emma watson
kid’s whiter than mitt romney
specialedl335 tweet – electric.
kids got a forehead like a drive in moving theater
Port-boi interviewed Chicago-stool in P-Town last week. Sealed the deal in the Oscar Wilde suite at the Pickle Smoocher..
as a white sox fan, just please don’t let this fucking hipster be a cubs fan.
Whats up Neil Ryan………..dude is from Barrington RI!
I’m with weenman, dude has no choice but to tweet a cock pic.
if we were to start a fund to hire a hit man to knock off blackdude that shit would raise more money quicker than that old bag bus monitors retirement fund did
Hipster Heaven looks like a nice fucking place.
What’s with the Adam’s grapefruit?
jesus, i could do a better job running chicago than that guy. finally get a chicago version so i dont have to hang with you jews and guidos and you hire a friggin geh lumberjack. d*mn.
HAHAHAHAHA Ned Schneebly. Rear Admiral doing the damn thing per usual.
“Hello this is Ned Schneebly” ahahaha
He should tweet like eminem in 8 mile . I am bald I do look gay … Something off that
This is my money shirt. It’s an ‘Al Borland.’
hahahah fuckin ned schneeeblyyy
Steve Sanders (90210) in a puddle of AIDS !! = Winner! that is hilarious!
piratesalsa has a point….Why the Fuck would you hire a douche like this !
How could he possibly contend with the type of Ire and Fury The Stool promotes!
All great leaders surrond themselves w/great minds….Belichick is learning that the hard way…
Dont overbuild your franchise and let any cocksucker run it, HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY GET THE JOB!!!!
I’m truly baffled…I wanna walk into his office, bitchslap him and kick him out the building !!
We are talking about Chicago..Its a cool city, You couldnt find some tough Mf’er that could shred us up!
You are slipping Pres…I think your new found TV fame is going to that Fathead of yours…
Get your shit together and hire some fuckin real men …And YES, Im sure I can do better than this faggot and the other dorks you have on Staff.. Ive been on and around this site before any of my friends heard of it…..and its still the same SHIT !! A bunch of wannabe cyber tough guy punks that rip each other for no apparent reason?? I put up w/the BS because it reaffirms my thought that humanity really does suck…So the least you could do is HIRE A FUCKIN REAL MAN TO RUN THE SHOW YOU ASS CLOWN !!!!! YOU ARE BANNED FROM DENNIS AND CALLAHAN UNTIL THIS CUNT IS GONE !!!!! GOOD DAY SIR !!!
Nice to see that @stoolchicago is tweeting, and that like all of his coworkers he doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”:
Yo Chicago, if your free tonight join me, my receding hairline and @DanteTheDon at Jay Cutler’s charity event
so you hired the greased up deaf guy from family guy? why?