Marry Fuck Kill – The New Big Three: McGrath, Dell, Erdahl
Wow. Imagine being an ugly girl walking up to this clique? Mean Girls city. Love it. I also owe Jamie Erdahl an apology because I’ve pretty much ignored her since she arrived at NESN last month. I looked at pictures and thought she was cute, but not in Dell and McGrath’s league. Well Ball don’t lie? Picture don’t lie. She is going toe to toe with these two savages and not even thinking about blinking. After seeing this I went back and did some research and I don’t know what the fuck I was looking at. She is the real deal. I also got an email when NESN hired her from a kid who said he knew her from 4th grade and she always dated the most popular dudes her entire life and even had a fling with Joe Mauer and then dumped his ass. I have no idea if that’s true, but looking at her I’d believe it.
Molly McGrath
Jenny Dell
Jaime Erdahl
Anyway the only logical explanation as to why Molly McGrath posted this picture is because the Big Three wanted me to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with them. I mean they HAD to know that was coming. Nobody is that naive. So here we go. Now this is complicated for me. For starters I probably get asked once a week why I don’t talk/stalk Molly McGrath more. Well the answer is because I pseudo know her. She was actually a smokeshow back in the day and came to an early Barstool event and more importantly I pseudo know her boyfriend. It’s just kind of awk to be saying you want to fuck the shit out of a chick in that situation. So I’ve just kind of stayed away with the exception of a post or tweet here and there. Plus CSN woefully under utilizes her so lots of people don’t even know who she is yet. She’s not like Jenny Dell who is in your face every game and can’t be ignored. So having said that where do I place Molly McGrath because make no mistake she’s a flat 10. Has been since her Superfan cheerleading days. It’s either kill her or marry her. I think I’m going to marry her. After all she was cool with being a smokeshow so that’s good enough for me. Now that we got that settled I’m going to fuck Jenny Dell and kill the new girl. No offense new girl, but you’re new and have to earn your stripes. Although I have heard she’s the most All American chick on the planet and may end up being the most wifeyable of all of them.
Marry – Molly McGrath
Fuck – Jenny Dell
Kill – Jamie Erdahl
They’re playing cat and mouse with you so hard it’s not even funny. Basically tickling your dick via twitter. Mind games for days. So cute with that dog. A cat would probably scratch her eyes out. Blackout Tour. Foam Party.
Marry: New Girl
Fuck: Molly
Kill: Overrated Jenny
Renee looks like she gives great head
I would “Merry” all three of them, thereby creating my own awesome Harem.
I would be satisfied if any of the 3 would just let me catch a wiff of their beef curtains after an hour on the treadmill
most productive blog you’ve had since nam, thank you
So im PISSED off on my lunchbreak and im bringing my rant here. Not because you guys care, but because my gf dumped me and I have no one to complain to anymore besides my mom; who in FACT is the main reason behind this treachery. Trusted the main bitch to make me a sandwich before work this morning.; What does she do? Completely jipps me on the chicken salad. I knew she had it out for me when she came in my room to wake me up and said “it smells like a skunk in here”. Yeah mom, that’s my weed; skunk ass dank ass. Anyways, I knew there was only enough for one decent sandwich, didn’t expect her to short her son a meal but who am I kidding, im 5 foot nothing and I failed out of school, she hates my fucking guts. What do you guys think, how do I get back at this devil woman? Pres chime in
Alright, I’m sure I’ll be told I love cock, I’m a pussy, blah blah blah but Jenny Dell is kinda gross. She basically has a great ass. Face is a 5 at best, and her bolt ons are retarded. McGrath does nothing for me either. Erdahl is hot though.
PS – freudian slip by Pres calling her Jaime, brings back fond memories of his tryst with a handsome Spanish sailor.
bossmanhoss i suggest you quit being such a faggot
BC girls, so underrated
I’d use their dirty tampons to brew tea with. Except not because tea is gay and only Neil drinks it.
@herbie that wasn’t what i was looking for at all, but ill still toss you a S/O homie RT @Herbie “bossmanhoss i suggest you quit being such a faggot”
great, here comes bossmanhoss to be the new jcap/mikeydarillest.
Jenny Dell looks like a little over cooked and old to me…murdered her ass. Jaime can meet the family by day and take it rough by night…wifey material
Old smokeshow layout FTW!
i loves me some molly mcgraths.
bossmanhoss – I’m fucking shocking your girlfriend dumped you and you live with your mom. I need to take a vacation simply to take all that in.
bossmanhoss – I think your handle is a bit of an exaggeration, wouldn’t you say?
Pretty much the most important marry fuck kill in history. Good post pres.
I was told there was a vag pic of Brady’s daughter on here..?
I heard Erdahl doesn’t skimp on the chicken salad
I’d fuck Renee then kill her if that counts.
Jenny is a troll compared to these two. SHE IS SO OVERRATED
F – Molly
M – New Girl
K – Dell
@bossmanhoss — want to get back at your mom? Find the most fuckable of her old lady friends and tap that. Once is surely a bitter divorced woman who needs dick.
Just clicked on the old McGrath smoke link….she did not age well.
Bossmanhoss, need the 20 seconds of my life back for reading that horror show you call a life.
On to important business. I got this completely wrong because that pic of mcgrath doesn’t do her justice had to google image it then try the naked thing and got some hilarious fake naked pics but new girl is a smoke…marry new girl bang mcgrath kill dell
anyone who voted to kill jenny dell is clearly a necrophiliac and just wants to fuck those titties with out having to listen to her
you couldn’t find any worse pics to use? christ is it 1994 in your office?
@bossman buy her the whole collection of Tyler perry movies for xmas…
Fuckin love me some homemade chicken salad
What you guys having for lunch today?
Murder Jenny Dell, then revive her and kill her again…….THE END!!!
Give me molly mcgrath but Id literally take any of them in a heart beat
Any kind of “salad” sandwich is fucking disgusting.
The one with the Golden mix kills me. Awesome dog pretty girl. Now go out and walk him and clean up the poop. Here is a baggy for your hand, here is the paper bag to put it in. Now when you get back ( and after you have washed) you can blow me and then all three of us can cuddle.
But first…
And get me a sandwich after you’ve cleaned up and hop in bed with you and rover.
Jenny Dell is not hot. Yet another Pres infatuation for some unknown reason. Guaranteed she’s a horror show without that pound of make-up caked on!
bossmanhoss; If you want to teach both those cunts a lesson you should kill yourself. Then they can mourn you and everyone else doesn’t have to read about your shitty life that wasn’t worth living to begin with
Marry Dell, every day, twice on Sundays. I’m a sucker for raven hair. The other two are your basic coin-flip. But like Pres, I’m thinking new girl needs to earn her stripes. Violate McGrath because if she knew she was runner up to Dell, I would bet my house she would try to move into the top spot and put out like mad, and I kill new girl with my sincere apologies, but it’s only because she’s new. Plain and simple.
This was too easy;
Marry: Jamie Erdahl. She’s sexy as fuck, blonde and obviously likes dogs. Can’t go wrong
Fuck: Molly McGrath. No brainer.
Kill: Jenny Dell. She just looks like a crazy bitch. Don’t get me wrong, I like bitches. Crazy bitch sex is like top 3 for me. I’m just not 100% sure she wouldn’t try to rip my dick off. It’s not that I wouldn’t trade my dick for fucking Jenny Dell. The fact is, I’m a grower and without all that blood in there people are going to think I had a midget dick. I can’t have that
This is simple
dell: fuck
McGrath: sodomize
Erdahl: tossed salad
And @bossmanhoss also simple. Stop dating your mom and find a broad that your not related to.
This is simple
dell: fuck
McGrath: sodomize
Erdahl: tossed salad
And @bossmanhoss also simple. Stop dating your mom and find a broad that your not related to.
This is simple
dell: fuck
McGrath: sodomize
Erdahl: tossed salad
And @bossmanhoss also simple. Stop dating your mom and find a broad that your not related to.
This is simple
dell: fuck
McGrath: sodomize
Erdahl: tossed salad
And @bossmanhoss also simple. Stop dating your mom and find a broad that your not related to.
God damned button stuck! I fuckin hate repeat comments and now I’m the asshole
The old Barstool site was so much better…
Fuck fellas, I’m marry dell every day of the week. Love her. Fucking molly because she can get it. The other looks fun and all but someone has to die and its not me.
I would love to tongue punch their shit pipes.
fuck ‘em all
I actually was in a class with erdahl back at American university, trust me you’d wanna marry this chick, super cute and seemed like an awesome girl
I would marry dell, then fuck dell and then kill dell when I realized that I did the world’s dumbest thing and got married.
Had to kill McGrath just due to the fact that according to fellow Celtics staffers that I know, she is a major league C word!
Jenny Dell is the worst. I bet she is such a bitch.
Some of these post must be written from some real dumb folks.
Like the ones who think you don’t have study in college to get ahead.
Get a life, losers. Read a book.
I would lick jenny dell”s ass after she had explosive diarrhea for 2 months..then i would brutally rape mcgrath and keep her chained up as a sex slave..then kill the new girl because i could drink her blood