The Olympics….Where Awkward Happens
Every Olympics has a defining moment. Some are victories, some are defeats. Some are just plain awkward like last night’s Women’s gymnastics. In case you didn’t watch it or aren’t familiar with the rules basically only two girls from the American team can qualify for the all around competition. So basically the US team competes as a team while simultaneously competing against each other which leads to tons of fake hugs, fake cheering and fake clapping. Yesterday the United States best gymnast Jordyn Wieber got edged out by Needham’s Aly Raisman in a huge upset. As Aly cried tears of joy for her dreams coming true her teammate Jordyn cried tears of sadness for her dreams being crushed. All while literally standing 2 feet from each other culminating with this interview on NBC which was the ultimate dagger for Wieber. Never has Jake Taylor’s advice of not celebrating in front of guys who just died ever been more appropriate. Just as awkward a scene as there can humanly be between two teammates, roommates and apparently arch enemies.

Yes, this was painful. Too bad the judges docked Wieber a point for her eyebrows.
kill marry fuck: jordyn wiener, aly raisman, neil
I cant wait to find aly and put my dick in her butthole
@fuckneil i literally just spit out my coffee
Chick got the red tape in her locker
Awkward? No, not at all really. But that cameraman needs an Oscar because that was downright cinematic
having gotten held hostage by the threat of no pussy into watching this last night, I’ve gotta say can we get a “the pussification of the world continues” post on this bullshit “only 2 girls a country get to go so none of the shitty countries feelings get hurt” bullshit?
This fucked some of the other teams over too, this bitch jordan finished 4th overall. It’s not her fault she got born in a country where we have a better program for taking midget girls and teaching em how to tumble like a boss. Why should she suffer so some shitty country that doesn’t believe in ruining small midgets lives for the sake of entertainment can have a bitch knock herself senseless on the balance beam?
Raisman already wins the medal for whiny Jewish nagging clitbox voice. Holy shiite!!! I magine listening to this bitch talk all day about not knowing anything.
I saw this last night and thought it was a little weird, one girl is happy as shit the other one crying her life away, that bitch just wanted sympathy.
@presmoobs, spot on. The IOC seems to enjoy fucking with the sports that Americans are good at, see. softball, women’s gymnastics and rumor has it they want to do away with NBA players and have basketball teams played by under 23 yr olds.
what happened to not giving a fuck about the olympics?
tell the loser to go away to avoid awkwardness. winners celebrate, and it’ll be in your face if you feel like sticking around
I cried as I rubbed one out last night. Ahhh the agony of defeat
at least both of them are hot and are from the usa. they woulud be great to do that cleavage challenge thing
I agree with macfaden.. Her voice is annoying as fuck .. I’d have to stuff it with my dinky to shut her up
Jordyn Wieber looks like she could use a bag of dicks in that tight little cunt hole. That might turn her frown upside down
Huh..an insensitive Jew…never thought I’d see the day. Seriously bragging about tears of joy right in little Lou Ferrigno’s grill….ouch.
[...] This is what happened this weekend with the US Female Gymnastics. While the team was competing together, they were individually competing with each other for spots in individual events. The United States’ best gymnast Jordyn Wieber got edged out by Aly Raisman in a huge upset. [...]