The One Eyed Bandit Got Shown The One Eyed Bandit Photo?
So the Red Sox have this new show coming out called Small Talk hosted by Darnell McDonald’s daughter Jiana. This is a screen cap from a preview. Well I’ll be damned. Jiana just shoving my trademark “One Eyed Bandit” photo right in the One Eyed Bandit’s face. I wonder what the question was? Do you think it was “Do you get mad when Pres posts this photo of you on Barstool?” Because make no mistake about it. The only reason anybody on the Red Sox or at NESN knows this exists is because of us. I just hope Jiana gave me credit. I’d hate to have to get in a mud slinging war with a 9 year old, but I will.
PS – Is there any doubt the One Eyed Bandit is plotting his revenge as we speak? Probably going to trade her to King Joffery for a player to be named later or something.
#firelucchino
Its going to be awkward when the Sox have to fire 9 year old Jiana because her father got DFA’d once Jacoby and Cody Ross are back. Ownership better profit off her while they can.
He’ll probably get back at you by mandating that “Sweet Caroline” will now be played at the end of every half inning. Way to go Pres.
I’ve been shown the one eyed wonder worm a time or two.
elpres takes credit for everything, good job good effort bro
What’s the backstory to that pic
So this is why we can’t cut Darnell McDonald. Explains everything. Money drives it all.
Wow, a Game of Thrones reference on the Stool…and in reference to the One-Eyed Bandit. Strange way to start a Friday.
Ser Ilyn … bring me her nappy head!!!!