Daily News - An Australian man was acquitted of rape Friday when a jury ruled there had to be “collaboration” to remove the woman’s tight size 6 skinny jeans. Nicholas Gonzales, 23, admitted to having sex with the 24-year-old accuser, but insisted it was consensual. The woman said Gonzales pushed her on his bed and held her down against her will, the Daily Mail reported. “I struggled to try to get up for a while and then he undid my jeans and he pulled them off,” she testified. Gonzales’ lawyer pressed her, saying it would be “difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer’s assisting, collaborating, consenting.”


First of all LT needs to call this lawyer.  Second of all even though I never condone rape if you’re a size 6 and you’re wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped right?   I mean skinny jeans don’t look good on size 0 and 2 chicks, nevermind size 6′s.   Because unless you’re Jessica Biel they just totally smother the ass.   So it’s almost like this guy had no choice but to teach her a lesson.     Rule #1 of skinny jeans.  Be skinny.


PS – Yeah I know KFC blogged this already.  Like I give a shit.  I’m running a fucking concert tour if you haven’t noticed.   And KFC said he thinks skinny jeans are hot which is insane.