The Skinny Jeans Defense Gets Guy Acquitted of Rape
Daily News - An Australian man was acquitted of rape Friday when a jury ruled there had to be “collaboration” to remove the woman’s tight size 6 skinny jeans. Nicholas Gonzales, 23, admitted to having sex with the 24-year-old accuser, but insisted it was consensual. The woman said Gonzales pushed her on his bed and held her down against her will, the Daily Mail reported. “I struggled to try to get up for a while and then he undid my jeans and he pulled them off,” she testified. Gonzales’ lawyer pressed her, saying it would be “difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer’s assisting, collaborating, consenting.”
First of all LT needs to call this lawyer. Second of all even though I never condone rape if you’re a size 6 and you’re wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped right? I mean skinny jeans don’t look good on size 0 and 2 chicks, nevermind size 6′s. Because unless you’re Jessica Biel they just totally smother the ass. So it’s almost like this guy had no choice but to teach her a lesson. Rule #1 of skinny jeans. Be skinny.
PS – Yeah I know KFC blogged this already. Like I give a shit. I’m running a fucking concert tour if you haven’t noticed. And KFC said he thinks skinny jeans are hot which is insane.
Only KFC’s mom looks hot in skinny jeans.
With a name like Gonzales you’d think he would’ve been fucked from the get go…
You’re right Pres. We haven’t noticed you’re running a fucking concert tour.
EP, very glad to hear Stoolapalooza is kicking it. Feedback for next time: how about blogging with pics throughout the festivities: bus, pre-game, concert, smokeshows, post-show?
dont use the tour excuse. if you cant handle both then cut one. you’re getting owned by your own employees.
PS. it’s a fucking bar with 250 people. stop acting like you’re running the half time show for the superbowl.
This Australian man obviously never saw Rothlesberger’s training video.
“I mean skinny jeans don’t look good on size 0 and 2 chicks”-EP
You know how I know you’re gay?
EP, you know the First Lady rocks a mean pair of demigod skinny jeans when she’s trying to get you to do some house work.
3 things:
1) Skinny Jeans are awesome! You get to see truly how skinny or fat a chick really is..better to see the ass
2) We have noticed you are running a so-called “concert tour”. Love the stool but it has consistently declined since your homeboy Sam Adams is on it everyday…not to mention the “guess the ass Dude Version” incident.
3) It’s not a concert tour..its a dude who is not even on the billboard 100, tickets are only $28, and it doesn’t leave the Northeast. I live in MN and would have never heard of him unless i read this website.
Can we please stop using the term “skinny jeans” so much? Sounds either real gay, or like something my mom would say. Maybe both (mom’s a bit of a bulldyke). How about just tight ass pants?
I didn’t see this “tour” on Tickmaster. Where is Don Law when you need him, damnit.
Defensive blogging sucks.
I’m beginning to think I don’t actually know what skinny jeans are.
Don Jeans wears skinny jeans.
Anonymous said: { May 7, 2010 – 02:05:02 }
oh yeah, somebody tell that idiot Mr. Pickett that they are literally called “skinny jeans.” like thats not some blogger term, thats the fucking literal name of the clothing, fucking moron
skinny jeans are hot, EP you are getting old my freind
The skinny jeans pic in this post do more for my dick than today’s Guess That Ass…..
Is a size 6 fat? Seems like a pretty tiny number to think fat too. I guess you all like your chicks to look like Ziggy Stardust or 12 year old boys.
http://tvscreener.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/frank_reynolds_danny_devito_its_always_sunny_in_philadelphia.7sek91xv9f0og44kw4ok44s84.4seibt8chw6ck04c0484s0wk4.th.jpeg
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://abfits.com/fittalk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/9FR1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://abfits.com/fittalk/2009/12/my-godfrankmy-god-skinny-jeans/&usg=__8JPN6-TljKUxStHaz1ebPU8SF6g=&h=336&w=422&sz=28&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=UGCRFiTofduZRM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3DALWAYS%2BSUNNY%2BSKINNY%2BJEANS%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26tbs%3Disch:1
When do we get the EP GTA in skinny jeans? The photo credit will be from Sam Adams.
It’s funny, because I was JUST thinking the same thing… that writing a post like this is like ASKING for an ass raping. It’s almost like I, as a woman, have no choice but to TEACH YOU A LESSON about what it means to drag everyone into a culture of disrespect and violence. RULE #1 of posting on the internet: DON’T PISS OFF THE INTERNET.
DOUCHE.
Hey rgmx, quick question: what’s it like to not fit into skinny jeans? Do you have to reapply the mascara running down your face every time you stand in front of the mirror and try to fit in a pair? Honey, there’s no reason to lash out at other just because you don’t fit in a pair of jeans. Don’t piss off the internet? You’re pissing off a lot of people with these bias, irrelevant comments. Seriously girl, you might want to pick up a dictionary and look up the word ‘satire’.
bigtuna you are a moron – do you have any idea what satire means? Nothing about this post is satirical – fucking idiot
and Pres, you do deserve to burn in jew hell for the type of culture you willingly promote. You don’t have to sit here and say “girls should get raped” to be guilty of what you are accused. you are so fucking uneducated it makes me want to rip my dick off – go kill yourself
Heyyooo, look what I found stashed under my high school field hockey uniform and some old Indigo Girls tapes: sat·ire (ˈsaˌtī(ə)r): The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices. Well fuck me sideways (scissor, of course), that sounds just about exactly what this blog is all about, huh? You can’t possibly tell me that telling someone to “burn in jew hell” is anymore PC than this satirical blog, can you? Bro, you might as well rip your dick off anyway because not only are you acting like a dyke with mommy problems, but there’s no way you’ll get past the ex-softball All-American bouncer at First Friday’s at Laurel with that little half-chub sticking out of your slim-fits you got at Ann Taylor.
goddamn Tuna… that was epic. couldn’t agree more (especially the dyke-with-mommy-problems part). these malcontents parallel the douche bags calling for shows like South Park to be axed. yes, the material can be extremely offensive… THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT. if you don’t like it, than move along. illuminating this perceived “culture of violence” really only perpetuates the alleged problem these people bitch about. a simple and eloquent (albeit overused) riddance to these people comes to mind: Fuck off.
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