The Solution Is Simple For Big Papi….Don’t Make Excuses
Boston.com - Big Papi is likely to get a lot smaller in the marketing world with news that the Red Sox slugger tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. With his genial nature, mile-wide smile, and pristine reputation until now, David Ortiz has racked up about $4.5 million in endorsements over the years from companies including Reebok, JetBlue, and Glaceau, the maker of vitamin water, according to the 2009 Sports Illustrated list of the 50 top-earning American athletes. But his reign as the face of the Red Sox has probably come to an end as companies seek to distance themselves from the scandal. “The success or failure of any brand is trust, and David Ortiz has broken this bond of trust,’’ said John Fisher, former chief executive of shoe company Saucony, who now runs a sports marketing consultancy in Boston.“Fans will be more forgiving than corporate America. Businesses do not want to risk being associated,’’ he said. “It’s just a shame because Ortiz has had this pristine, positive image,’’ said Chris Cakebread, a Boston University professor who teaches sports marketing.
Well when you have a point you have a point. I’m sure Big Papi is going to lose lots of money in endorsement deals because of this. I mean what company would ever risk being associated with somebody who used steroids? Because it’s a slippery slope. Once you start doing that next thing you know companies like Nike will start using rapists as the centerpiece of their entire marketing campaign. Hey wait a minute….
Seriously though I hope Big Papi reads this blog because what I’m about to say is very important. In fact I’m just going to address this to him.
Dear Papi,
Listen nobody with a brain cares that you used steroids. Nobody. We all knew you did it and frankly we’re happy you did. There is no way we win the 2 World Series without you all juiced up. It’s not your fault. You had no choice. Everybody was doing it. Not just on the Red Sox and Yankees but everywhere. MLB looked the other way. Players looked the other way, writers looked the other way, etc. It was good for the game. We get that. It was either take steroids and make millions of dollars and win championships or pump gas. Everybody would have made the same decision in your shoes. If you tell me steroids will make me the best writer on the internet and a millionaire I’ll inject them in my asshole so fast it would make your head spin. Sure Dan Shaugnessy is still cleaning the load off his ceiling from when he found out you were busted but that’s just because he and all the other writers in this city are miserable SOB’s who hate their life, hate the players and hate the fans. Don’t let them skew the reality of the situation. Steroids is a non factor for 99.9% of baseballs fans. So what I’m saying is just come clean. Say you did them. Say you wanted to win the World Series and be the best player possible. If you do that this will blow over tomorrow and I will demand that the Stoolies boycott any company that drops you from their roster because of this fiasco.
BUT if you go the Arod or Clemens route and start making excuses and blaming other people that’s when it gets hairy. We’re not stupid. Just admit you took them and move on. Nobody cares anyway. The bigger issue is being lied to about it after you get busted. Sure you probably should have admitted it right away, but nobody seems to have the balls to do that except Canceco. Still it’s not too late to be the bigger man here. Just take the Andy Petite high road and everybody will forget about it instantly. But if you act like Clemens/Arod then I can’t defend you anymore.
Yours Truly,
Pres

The only way they found out it was him for certain that took them, was because all the prescription containers were bedazzled.
funny
Holy crap EP you just wrote one of the best blogs you ever did.
That sums up the fans attitude to a Tee
Can you actually get a job pumping gas these days?
“if steroids will make me the best writer on the internet and a millionaire I’ll inject them in my asshole ” again you make it to easy for us to get at you pres. Great article though
most people work nine to five desk jobs. the only drug that makes you better at those jobs is in coffee, and everybody takes it. If there were caffeine meth you better fucking believe i would be smoking that shit. And yeah steroids can be bad for you, but it does no worse than alcohol unless you are shooting up like a pro bodybuilder, in which case you are an idiot and nobody cares if you die anyway.
I thought the maker of vitamin water was fiddy cent
Even though A-Rod is a weirdo who fantasizes about himself why are you lumping A-Rod in with Clemens? The way Clemens handled the aftermath could not have been worse, he went from 70% of the fans thinking he was a douche bag to 100% of the fans thinking he was a douche bag. A-Rod was not like that at all. Yes A-Rod is a painfully awkward human being, but is also undeniably one of the top two players of his generation and one of the best hitters of all time juice or no juice, anyway in his own way A-Rod came out and fessed up to the allegations, he admitted he did it, just like Giambi did. Now I agree A-Rod is weird and his little press conference to explain himself was even weirder. Basically what I’m saying is hate on the yanks all you want, but you have to stop just saying shit that is completely false. A-Rod, like him or not, handled this thing the right way, Papi SHOULD go about the same way, of course Papi is a normal guy so it would be a million times less weird. Anyway stop hating on A-Rod, for as much of a fag as he is he tried to do this the right way, lumping him in with Clemens is so far off base its not even funny.
I believe Arod blamed it all on his cousin, said he took a drug that didn’t exist, said he took it a way that was impossible to be taken and got busted for like 5 lies in his original story.
PS – I said he should handle it like Petite so I’m not sure what your point is.
Stache, A-Rod handled his situation very poorly. Not quite Clemensesque, but A-Rod went out of his way to insult and lie about Selena Roberts.
True, but he did admit he did steriods, and said he knew they were steriods, even though you are right he laid a lot of bullshit on there…anyway I just dont think its even in the same ballpark as misremembering
great blog. except i wouldn’t go so far as to say i was happy that he did them. i would much rather say we had a legit superstar who truly didn’t do them. but the fact of the matter is that EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG was doing them and most probably still are. so for anyone to say that the ’04 and ’07 wins are tainted, they are just righteous goofballs. sure, the entire era has an overwhelming stink to it, but somebody had to win the world series each year and every team in the playoffs all had players doing steroids. and if you are of the belief that everyone is innocent until proven otherwise, you should have your glasses slapped off by the monopoly man. they ALL did it. except for Pudge Schilling.
I’m not sure what we’re arguing about. Clemens was worst than Arod. Arod was handled very poorly. If Papi handles it like Arod I won’t defend him.
4.5 MILL OVER THE YEARS????????? THATS IT
I mean does this strike anyone else as being pretty fucking low….
CptKBalls,
Listen I understand where you guys are coming from but I just dont think A-Rods handling of the situation was so bad, I mean this is A-Rod we’re talking about. One thing I’m confused about though, are we not in total agreement that Selena Roberts is a money hungry whore?
Stache,
I agree that she’s a money hungry whore, most of them are. I’m not going to argue semantics with you. A-Rod and Clemens methods of dealing with their guilt are both pathetic.
when in Rome
Setting aside the players for a moment, how the fuck does Bud Selig still have a job? The guy has been commish since 1992. There may have been juicers pre-1992, but to me, the Steroid Era and the Bud Selig are the same thing. And this guy continues to fuck shit up, like the Mitchell Report and the handling of the anonymous 2003 test fallout. Not only that, he makes $18m a year.
But he’s very righteous to keep Pete Rose out of baseball.
Selig turned 75 yesterday so hopefully he dies pretty soon
the whole thing confuses the shit out of me… most of the guys who get caught arent shooting stuff in their ass they are taking some pill that doesn’t list something or other on the box… thats why papi is like “what the fuck?” I think tylenol is banned in baseball
Sinker I agree. 4.5 is wayyyy too low. i think he deserves 10 for the vitamin water commercial where he punishes dudes leg
» YourMothersMustache said: { Jul 31, 2009 – 11:07:02 }
Selig turned 75 yesterday so hopefully he dies pretty soon
yes, and still making 10s of millions a year.
is there anyone else more deserving of a good, old fashioned smiting right now?
selig is a piece of shit.
and that coffee meth you are talking about is called aderall… bust that shit up and snort it
take the Giambi route. we’ll send you to the Twins in a deal for Mauer. we still love you and appreciate the memories
cue the fuck it our steroid fueled team dominated yours t-shirts….or something to that extent
Definitely, Andy Pettitet and Jason Gambi said out right that yea they were taking something and nothing is ever really said about these two. The only Knuckleheads that are in the news are the ones that try to deny the entire thing and look idiots… Rodger Clemmnes, Bonds, Maguire, Sosa…..
Where is the Big PEDi Shirts? I’ll buy the shit out of them!! It is laughable how much shit you have given the yanks about it, and then you completely spin it with the Sox…
Good point. I hope this doesn’t hurt your A-Roid shirt sales.
Do me a favor and cue the asterisks.