The Star of Rush Hour 2 Has Made $100 Million Fucking Asian Businessmen?
DM - Extraordinary claims that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star Zhang Ziyi earned $100 million prostituting herself to disgraced politician Bo Xilai and other powerful communist officials have been met with stunned disbelief across the film industry. The stunning 33-year-old, one of China’s highest-paid stars and a three times BAFTA nominee, has vehemently denied a string of shocking allegations which emerged in Chinese media. According to the, as yet unsubstantiated, reports, Zhang slept with Bo, the former mayor of Chongqing, at least 10 times between 2007 and 2011 in exchange for ‘huge’ monetary gifts.
100 million dollars?! The bitch from Rush Hour 2 has made 100 million dollars fucking?! Did any of these high powered businessmen even realize she’s Asian? Newsflash you idiots: all Asians look the same. Why pay 1 Asian girl 100 million dollars when there are a billion Asian girls you could pay zero dollars? Economically speaking it doesn’t make a lick of sense. A whole continent of clones and you pay a girl a fortune because she hung out in a dojo with Jackie Chan one time? I mean if we’re talking Asa Akira here that’s one thing. At least you know Asa will snap your dick off and do all kinds of shit to dishonor the Ming Dynasty? But ol’ Margarine Teeth over here? No thanks.
Your playing on thin ice Feiteberg. You know Prezzy loves his Asians.
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“Bo Knows Prostitution”…from the vaults of un-used Nike ads.
Haters gonna hate, Zhang Ziyi gonna slate…
I spit out my soy sauce and I wasn’t even drinking any!
Crazy Ass BIIIIIIIIIITCH!
I was looking for a “100 million dollars? Who you think you’re fucking, Chelsea Clinton?” reference here
100 mill for this chick? gimme that slanty eyed chick from the disney channel all day over her
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Kinda hoping Pres had made a comeback and wrote this. Oh well.
you can tell its feitlejew the second pornstars are referenced
I’d give her $100 Million to perform that crouching tiger hidden penis move she learned from andy dick
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i spit out my white rice and i wasn’t even eating any. i was eating brown rice.
He must’ve dipped her in coke and eaten her like a powdered donut every night. That’s fucked up money for one chick.
You suck Feitelberg. Terrible blog. Is that seriously the best you could do?
id put my spring roll in her dumpling
I thought for sure this story was about Chris Tucker.
Got to give you credit. The “Do things to dishonor the Ming Dynasty” line was classic.