The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women Is Pretty On Point I Guess
(Yahoo) - The average dude fabricates something six times a day-that’s twice as often as women-and with #LiesMenTellWomen trending on Twitter right now, some dudes are being called out. To try to get why guys are so crafty, we reached out to male relationship experts. Here are the most common whoppers men tell their girlfriends and wives-and what the real deal is behind each.
Lie # 10: “I’m Stuck in Traffic”
Lie # 9: “It Wasn’t That Expensive”
Lie # 8: “I’m on My Way”
Lie # 7:”I Didn’t Have Too Much to Drink”
Lie # 6: “Sorry, I Missed Your Call,”
Lie # 5: “My Battery Died,”
Lie # 4: “I Had No Signal”
Lie # 3: “No, Your Butt Doesn’t Look Big in That”
Lie # 2:”This Will Be My Last Beer”
Lie # 1: “Nothing’s Wrong, I’m Fine”
I don’t doubt that these are the most popular sentences men say to women, I’m sure they are. But my problem comes with calling them lies. Do chicks count these as lies? Maybe they’re stretches of the truth, but I wouldn’t consider them flatout lies. Lying to your significant other is shit like “No I didn’t fuck that stripper in Vegas” or “No I didn’t see my ex out the other night,” not shit like “those jeans don’t make you look fat.” Telling your girlfriend that she looks great in ugly jeans or that you didn’t get too drunk is necessary for survival. I just fucking hate lists and shit like this for girls. It’s all common sense. If you have to ask if you look fat in a dress, you do. If you have to ask if he’s checking out another girl at the bar, he is. And if you have to read a Yahoo top 10 list for relationship advice, he’s 100% fucking your best friend right now as you scroll down.
PS – too many of those lies are based on phone calls. Who the fuck uses a phone to call people? If you make my mobile texting device ring you’re gonna be dumped in a heartbeat. No lie.
-I love you
-I won’t cum in your mouth
Most of the time “Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine” isn’t a lie, but fucking girls won’t believe it. If you’re just tired or don’t speak for 7 seconds, something must be wrong. Nothing was wrong until you badgered me about something being wrong. Now, something is wrong and I’m fucking annoyed. Good work.
“I do not have a problem.” or “My back hurts”
- this never happens
LOL @ stro and CPS haha good shit, ps is this the worst blog in a day of the stool ever? jeezh
“You think I’m chubby.”
“Nooo…”
yeah, like 5 of those are literally the same lie which is in response to “where were you when I called?!”
Can I add this one on the list? “no I havent smoked in days/weeks/months/a year”
Black is beautiful.
Riiight I’m a liar. I’m also not a rapist….
“I don’t have herpes.”
“I promise I quit smoking. He was smoking when I was in the car!”
-you’re definitely hotter than your sister
-I will let you know when I’m about to cum
-oh I thought it was your vagina I was trying to put it in
Wow, I read that nonsense…
“Lie # 1: “Nothing’s Wrong, I’m Fine”
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Men know they’re not as good with articulating what’s happening or how they’re feeling, so it’s easier for them to just keep you out of the situation. Next time he uses this line, give him a couple days and then ask him again if he is still bummed…and why. By then he may have figured things out.”
Hahahahahaha… if I ever drop that line it is cause I don’t want to argue over some bullshit that she will just get more upset about. That is the “this isn’t worth arguing about” line. Not good with articulating my feelings? Get the fuck out of here… Maybe I’m not good at putting words out there that won’t be over-analyzed 100 times over.
Ghey post. Portnoy back yet?
-”I’ll pull out”
-”I think your friends are great”
-”You don’t need to go to the gym”
“I am just going out to grab a beer”
Albert Pooholes & organix85 for the win.
leave the top 10 lists to kfc, dude slays it every time. not a bad effort though.
“I’m not being nice to you just so I can possibly have sex with you later on”
All of the things on that list are true but they’re damn near identical, same bs different lie. Shit should be more specific.
@Harry Johnson is exactly what I was talking about. Take notes feitelberg, dead ass this time bro I’m never reading your shit again wtf why can’t you get the hang of this shit yet you silly stuck up cocksucker.