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DM – Pornography depicting rape will be outlawed as part of a government crackdown on web filth. David Cameron today unveiled a raft of reforms to shield children from ‘poisonous’ websites that are ‘corroding childhood’. In a victory for the Daily Mail, the Prime Minister announced every householder connected to the internet will have their access to online porn blocked unless they ask to receive it. By the end of next year, all 19million UK homes currently connected to the net will be contacted by service providers and told they must say whether family-friendly filters that block all porn sites should be switched on or off. From the end of this year, all new customers setting up a broadband account or switching provider will have the filters automatically switched on unless they opt to disable them to allow sites with ‘adult content’. ‘The Daily Mail has campaigned hard to make internet search engine filters “default on”. Today they can declare that campaign a success,’ Mr Cameron said. ‘We are taking action to help clean up the internet and protect a generation of children from often extreme online pornography.’

 
Get ready for divorce rates in the UK to skyrocket. The “should we have the filter on or off?” conversation is gonna ruin more marriages than erectile disfunction. There’s really no good angle a guy can take in that argument. Well why do you want the porn filter off? Umm because I like reading the articles… Nope, this is blatantly admitting to watching videos of naked women who aren’t your wife, and that’s what we call a big problem. What’s gonna happen is that now guys will start going over to their single buddy’s place to “hang out” aka beat their dick to internet smut. Making calls at 3am when they can’t sleep like “Bro, I need your wifi for six minutes. Please, I promise it won’t be messy like last time.”

 

Yeah I’m not really sure the UK understands what it’s doing with this one. They don’t quite grasp the gravity of the situation. I mean we’re talking internet porn here. The best therapy on the market. The lifeblood of the modern male. The one dirty pleasure seperating sanity and insanity. I don’t think these UK porn nazis realize what kind of chaos they’re about to unleash on their people. Just makes you even prouder to live in the USA though. A land where every computer has access to an entire universe of smut, and keeping your masturbation habits secret from your significant other is still an attainable dream.