The Ultimate Surfer Bro Is Back And Is Not Stoked At All About Malibu’s Mayor
I can’t get enough of this guy. Every video he delivers. I mean I’m not even sure I follow what’s going on in this one and it’s still awesome. The Malibu mayor is in bed with the Chinese? He’s pandering to them? Huh? He’s a fucking mayor. That’s one step above School Committee. Didn’t realize it was a position that dealt with international relationships. I’m definitely not down with that rigamorrah man. That’s not what it’s supposed to be like in the dream. Not stoked at all. Not. Stoked. At all.
PS – am I that stupid or does this guy kinda sound like he knows what he’s talking about?
you are that stupid
Its the illusion again! Love this guy.
I want to see the response from the Mayor, and if this dude is even vaguely in the realm of coherent thought… I think he should run for president. That’s foreign policy 101… More blogs from this guy please
I’ll be honest, I could not point to Tibet on a map.
I thought Tibet was something they sold at whole foods?
100% blown away by this guy’s foreign policy knowledge…
sal paloantonio is a fucking douchbag
As much I want to belittle this guy. That was fucking awesome.
He actually raises one real point. What is the Mayor of Malibu doing flying to China and why are the good citizens of Malibu paying for that excursion? I’d honestly like to know, either in or out of the illusion. Either way.
I want to hate this guy, I hate his face, his voice, his stupid ass look, everything… But goddamnit do I respect him.
Does this shirt look familiar?
http://www.thechivery.com/
“Malibu is not China”. Thanks for clearing that up ass-nozzle.
“Hey bud, let’s party.” – Jeff Spicoli
Radical rant duuude
If this guy directed that same rant at Menino he’d be dissappeared.
Not one comment about the smoke in the white dress? The Illusion definitely took her home and had her put her toes in her ears after this hearing.
Yeah. This rant was very enlightening. Who knew that China was weak on human rights?
Woulda been so gnarly if Spicoli here had a pizza delivered to the city hall meeting.
“If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t it make it ‘our’ time? Certainly nothing wrong with a little feast on ‘our’ time.”
In the words of jacoby mugatu hansel is so hot right now
In the words of jacoby mugatu hansel is so hot right now
I like the guy, except he looks waaay too much like Prez. And I don’t know why Malibu would bend over to the Chinese, the government already does that for them. Somebody has to pay the bills and keep the lights on. I wonder at what point will they start teaching mandarin in every school in the U.S.?
Certainly an opprotunity for the “Not Stoked at All” Ts
this guy is great. Loving it, man.
Some seriously righteous points. Dude should run for office.
im pretty sure he said he got lights shoved down his “dink” around the 2:20 mark
testing… testing… 1, 2
ok, great. just trying to figure out this new comment section bullshit. what the fuck happened to the comments on kfc’s blog about brandon the brain? i didnt see any comments at all and i know thats not right