The Star - It’s being billed online as an epic student sex club adventure — and in other corners of the web, a student orgy. The University of Toronto Sexual Education Centre (SEC) is kicking off its annual Sexual Awareness Week next Monday at Oasis Aqua Lounge, a downtown club that bills itself as a water-themed adult playground, where swingers are welcome and sex is allowed everywhere but the hot tub. The event begins in the daytime, and organizers are asking students to keep their clothes on until 7 p.m., when the “party becomes clothing-optional so you can get naked with all your new friends.” SEC is an affiliated levy group of the University of Toronto Students Union. Undergraduate students pay .25 cents a term for the services, and can opt out if they choose. When asked whether it was a U of T-sanctioned event, and whether the university had any concerns, a spokesperson responded with an emailed statement: “The University will not attempt to censor, control or interfere with any group on the basis of its philosophy, beliefs, interests or opinions expressed, unless and until these lead to activities which are illegal or which infringe the rights and freedoms.”

This is a classic case of be careful what you wish for. Like yes on the outside a university sponsored orgy seems like a gift from god. Sluts just pouring into this club getting naked and getting stuffed left and right. How can you beat it? Well as is always the case with shit like this unfortunaly only the disgusting chicks will show up. The ones nobody want to fuck anyway. The hot ones will be nowhere to be found. That’s always how it goes. Doesn’t matter whether we’re talking about the Slut Walk, No Pants Subway Ride, or a giant sex orgy. Whenever you give chicks an excuse to get naked in public it’s always the pseudo feminists who show up and highjack it. It’s the biggest catch 22 going. Plus who wants to wear a condom? Raw dog or go home.