The University of Toronto Is Sponsoring An Orgy
The Star - It’s being billed online as an epic student sex club adventure — and in other corners of the web, a student orgy. The University of Toronto Sexual Education Centre (SEC) is kicking off its annual Sexual Awareness Week next Monday at Oasis Aqua Lounge, a downtown club that bills itself as a water-themed adult playground, where swingers are welcome and sex is allowed everywhere but the hot tub. The event begins in the daytime, and organizers are asking students to keep their clothes on until 7 p.m., when the “party becomes clothing-optional so you can get naked with all your new friends.” SEC is an affiliated levy group of the University of Toronto Students Union. Undergraduate students pay .25 cents a term for the services, and can opt out if they choose. When asked whether it was a U of T-sanctioned event, and whether the university had any concerns, a spokesperson responded with an emailed statement: “The University will not attempt to censor, control or interfere with any group on the basis of its philosophy, beliefs, interests or opinions expressed, unless and until these lead to activities which are illegal or which infringe the rights and freedoms.”
This is a classic case of be careful what you wish for. Like yes on the outside a university sponsored orgy seems like a gift from god. Sluts just pouring into this club getting naked and getting stuffed left and right. How can you beat it? Well as is always the case with shit like this unfortunaly only the disgusting chicks will show up. The ones nobody want to fuck anyway. The hot ones will be nowhere to be found. That’s always how it goes. Doesn’t matter whether we’re talking about the Slut Walk, No Pants Subway Ride, or a giant sex orgy. Whenever you give chicks an excuse to get naked in public it’s always the pseudo feminists who show up and highjack it. It’s the biggest catch 22 going. Plus who wants to wear a condom? Raw dog or go home.
So are all the Boston people mad today because the Pats lost to the Ravens, or is it because they finally realized they live in a second rate city? Thanks to the Red Sox some dumb Americans who’ve barely seen an ocean may think Boston is big shit, but all of on the coasts realize that New York, Chicago, SF, and even SD are the true heavyweight cities that are most desirable to live in. Keep ripping on Baltimore today while knowing that your own city is hardly any better. I know you Boston folks tend to think that whiteness=better, but once you get past that there’s really nothing to say. Uglier girls than NY, Baltimore, DC, or Philly. Dumber, louder people. Fucking micks. Those last three sentences are all related btw, Irish girls are fucking disgusting and obnoxious, plus they cry when you fuck them because they’re used to taking two-inch irish penises.
Time to transfer. My school is sleeping on university sanctioned orgies.
25 cents for a semester of orgies? Why when I in college I remember it was a nickel for the whole damn year!
New England is just an entire region full of people who blindly worship the city of Boston and anything related to it, even though they only spend 1-2 days a year physically inside of the city, if that. This website is full of wannabe bros who are trying to copy a cultural phenomenon that 1. is fucking retarded. 2. is best done in the south and mid-atlantic. Fucking massholes buy a $70 shirt and think it makes them cool. The readers of this site are the stupidest assholes in the world.
horsesstuffreneesass, Please. The only thing Baltimore has contributed to society was “The Wire”.
Canada sponsors orgies and the US sponsors guns and killings… I’ll take the orgy, thank you…
25 cents for the semester, but with the exchange rate it would be almost $1.50 American money. For that price, you can’t be too choosy. Just hope that you don’t catch something.
ficken-die-hocker i’d like to hear your full analysis on which cities are best as measured by “sum of contribution to the larger society”. And no, you can’t get away with sorting cities by % of population that is white. I know that’s how you massholes usually try to rank cities. Whatever you want to say about Baltimore, know that Boston is much closer to Baltimore than New York if we are talking about all around awesomeness of a city.
@horsestffre……… “The readers of this site are the stupidest assholes in the world.” Umm…., I don’t agree, but you may have proven your point there.
Remember when Tom Brady tried to kick Ed Reed in the dick because he’s a little pussy punk bitch?
horsesstuffreneesass, this was a football game, not a contest to see whose city was better. I can see you have some sort of grudge against the city of Boston, so I’m not even going to try to delve into what exactly it is the city did to you. But, just so you know the Patriots play in Foxborough not Boston, so you are essentially arguing about nothing.
Looks more like the university og Bangkok!
@HorseStuffsGoFuckYourself: The entire of New England isn’t all Massholes. Western CT is actually a suburban region of New York if we’re going to keep bringing up geography. I do agree that dumb sluts who claim to be Irish but have never been to Ireland are shitty whores though.
@fickendiehooker shut up bitch, i know where the fucking patriots play. choke on dick you masshole
Go Toronto! See this is what can happen when school administrators don’t have a stick up their ass.
@Horsestuff…we get it, you don’t like New England. But what you don’t get is that no one gives a shit what you think.
normally I’d agree it’s only going to be fat chicks, but this is in Canada..Canadian chicks are freaks
@balloonknot fucking good one bro! Real solid work with that one. Spend a bit of time lingering while you thought of it? Man, nobody cares what I think? Fuck. Shit. That fucking burns bro, you’ve crushed my fragile soul.
To all you pats fans, suck it suck it suck it. Your team lets their wives shit talk after losses. Softest shit I’ve seen.
You do understand you’ve been trolling a BOSTON based website for the last 45 minutes right? Seems like someone is bum hurt for some reason.
Hahahahaha u mad bro^^^^^^ hissy fit
To be fair, Sarah Jean Underwood was in the naked bike ride a year or two ago and she’s not bad looking. Besides, an orgy is an orgy. Let’s be realistic here. When’s the last time anyone got to plow a dozen different chicks in one night?
Yo horsefucker whatever-your-name is lay off the adderoll and jesus juice bro, go jerk off into your cal ripken jersey for the 66307th time and call it a night my fucking god
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU USE CAL RIPKEN’S NAME IN VAIN. The Iron Man is a goddamnned saint.
@orr4prez in the same sentence you say that i’m trolling a boston-based website and that im butthurt. Which one is it?
pres, i know its not the rough n rowdy, but since youre not watching sports for a month, how about slipping on that tux one more time and making your way north for a little ringside action
horsestuff must have caught a case of the black.
Anyone this obsessed with trashing a city on a sports website clearly has mental and/or developmental issues. Someone get this kid a helmet.
I never trashed Boston, I’ve been to the city probably 15-20 times and never had a bad time. I was just stating that it’s absurd that people in Boston ever bring up the New York comparison, because New York has so much more shit going on and isn’t full of ugly Irish girls.
Umm, reading your previous 20 comments, I’m pretty sure you’re trashing the city, and everyone who lives in it. What do you like, the buildings? The chowder? By the way, Boston Irish girls > New York ‘ricans. And as a bonus, Irish girls get actual jobs that don’t involve getting pregnant for bigger SSI checks.
@horsestuff there’s a place with uglier girls than Baltimore!!!??? Holy shit Where? How was this not on 60 minutes!!!??
don’t associate CT with Boston, way more NY fans here
@Horsecunt…for someone that shits on Boston you seem to come here an awful lot. I actually cant’t say too much about Baltimore because I have never been. All I know about it is that you have a solid chance of getting mugged, and can get into to a Orioles game for about five bucks because there is so much poverty that all the poor people cant afford to leave their housing projects.
Hey horseshit Baltimore sucks been there once, never again went to hooters all fat nitros in there. Fucked in a bed at a hotel and the bed broke so Baltimore sucks and so does the hotel furniture there too.
Shit we had a naked run at our school, actually mostly athletic smokes showed up. Guess it depends, I would assume the orgy might be one step too far. More than likely a sausage fest…that being said think you should send Neil in a tuxedo to cover it like the WV Brawl
Hi horse! You have some issues dude. We are here for you though. Let it all out. Its ok to cry if you need to
3 parts of Baltimore are alright, but the city is very small. Boston is better and you can’t compare NYC. From Philly
horsestuff, you’re a fucking moron. I’m from Baltimore, and the majority of the people there are inbred, redneck fucks from Dundalk, Arbutus, and Catonsville. I grew up in CT until high school, and in no way does anyone from that state worship Boston. Ravens fans are the fucking worst, worse than Dallas, Philly, or New England. Also, I’m stationed in San Diego, and to call it a powerhouse or heavyweight or whatever the fuck city shows you are a dolt with a tiny penis and no knowledge of anything. Fuck you, fuck Ray Lewis, and fuck the Ravens. Eat shit and die.
Fells Point, last stand for the white man in Baltimore.