The Video Pres Never Wanted To See The Light Of Day: A Little Taste Of My Rock-Paper-Scissors Mastery
This wasn’t supposed to get published but Pres just ran on an errand and told me to post something. Big mistake. Yesterday Pres thought himself a rock-paper-scissor champion as well and after my blog he decided to challenge me to a duel. Child’s play. Taking time to think out his next move and all that. The great one’s know RPS is all about instinct. It’s about looking into your opponents eyes and reading his soul. I said my record best was 86 of 100 but I’m pretty sure if we played another 94 hands I would have won 98-2. Pres had no idea what to do after I called my shot. Said I was throwing rock, showed rock, threw rock, and then I was in his head. He was never going to recover.
This is the new greatest moment of my life. People say the first championship is the best but it’s not. The best championship is the next championship. I said I was the best and I proved it yesterday. Bring on that fucking robot.
Every time Pres tells you to post something is a big mistake
“it has nothing to do with hands.” the fuck? its fucking rock-paper-scissors.
The 20 second bullshit negates anything that happened here. Rapid Rock Paper Scissor is the only way to go
Supreme swag? Awesome.
What’s with this 20 second bullshit? Quit being such a pussy and throw your damn hand already. This is rock paper scissors, not hide and seek.
You should have used a paper to cover his bald spot.
Best of 7? 20 second shot clock? What fucking game is this?
Jews have a hard time opening their hands
if feitelberg wasn’t such a tool i would say he had swag cause of that hat
Do yourself a favor and watch Pres singing Nirvana again after you watch this one.
a supreme hat? get a grip feits you look like a fucking idiot.
batting 50%? what a tard
you’re both a couple of gaylords with no PRC skill!!!
Did anyone go to school with pres. I feel like he was that kid that was always trying to hang out with the cool kids but they all hated him.
i just hit my internet low point by watching that 4 minute video. i will never get that time back, and i have no one to blame but myself. fuck it, this whole day is my low point. from bitching back and forth on here about fuckin bucholz, to browsing around the chive, and now this. i can’t handle slow days at work.
I think Feitelberg actually looks more like zuckerberg than pres does.
next time you mental midgets make a video and you say shoot, please both have magnum 57′s in your hands and pull the trigger
@inhoc i second that, i totally can see that
Just what I need to see -
a video of Little Lord Fontleroy scissoring
with his chunky, middle-aged, pedophile boss.
- No thanks, I’ll pass.
On a sidenote, the sexual tension between the two of you in this video is just off the charts. It’s legitimately shocking that when Pres turned around for his gay RPS shot clock, you didn’t make use of your “rock” and fist his asshole with it. Stop being so passive Feitelberg
You 2 should have a donut eating contest. You fat cunts.
Use the paper to cover the queen’s bald spot (courtesy @carlsweetchuck), use the scissors to cut off both of your roided up Shilock noses, then use the rock to pulverize the fuck out of each of your wizard sleeves. El fin.
never played a game of rps with time to think about what your next throw is, in my opinion that’s absurd
prerequisite for the stool, big honking jew nose and b cup bitch tits.
and in zero propensity to become an adult and bingo. faces for website writing not video
All I saw was Pres throw Nose everytime. Did I miss something?
You guys are idiots. Everyone knows lava beats everything.
I thought this was a video about people with Down’s Syndrome at first.
Supreme hats are great, but Feitelberg cant rock it.
riveting
Christ what a pit that place is. I’m tempted to lodge a complaint with the Board of Health just to see if they shut you down. The only place of business I’ve ever seen more disgusting than that rathole belonged to Fred G. Sandford.
cool hat you boner
most riveting 4 minutes and 22 seconds of my life
Feitelberg, you’re my age and you look like you’ve aged 10 years over the last 2. Get your ass to the gym a bit man, you look like shit.
looks like two retards wacking off.
holy shit, i just pissed myself reading the comments. How many times do the commenters just destroy the blog itself? To the stoolies, there is no competition!
original content on the stool is the best
You got a serious hump going right at the base of your neck…Also anyone wearing a Supreme hat is a complete douchebag.
What the fuck is this 20 second break horse shit? RPS is supposed 2 be rapid fire. I would love for u 2 goobers 2 enter the octagon with me.
How did you get the Columbia 12m swag bro?
Prez looked like he wanted to get anal every time he turned around and feits was jerkin I every time he did.. Butt scratcher
God your office is such a shithole