The Week in Bulletin Board Fodder Rolls On: Houston CB Johnathan Joseph Says the Texans are Better Than the Patriots
CSN Houston – The Texans faced the Patriots twice this season with similar results. They lost 42-14 in Week 14 and lost 41-28 in the Divisional round of the playoffs. They were outscored 83-42 and it wasn’t that close. But Pro Bowl cornerback Johnathan Joseph still thinks the Texans are the better team. “Obviously we had the right guys in here to win 13 ballgames to get up to that point,” Joseph said on Monday, the day the Texans cleaned out their lockers. “For whatever reason, we didn’t advance. I still can’t put that over because I think we were a better team. I think we just didn’t make the plays at the right time.”… In two games against the Texans, Brady passed for 640 yards and seven touchdowns with zero interceptions. “Not at all,” Joseph said when asked if the gap between the Texans and Patriots isn’t that big. “Just four or five plays. You take a few of those plays that they made and go the other way, it’s a different ballgame.”
Sure it would be easy to dismiss Johnathan Joseph as just another NFL asshat who can’t except the fact that the Patriots are in their 13th year of dominating a league that no team is supposed to dominate. But I won’t. Because when you think about it, he’s got a good point. Those two games really did come down to just a handful of plays. If you take away Donte Stallworth walking out of his parole office to catch a 63 yard TD, Brandon Lloyd running wide open deep for a score, Vince Wilfork forcing a fumble, a perfect throw to Shane Vereen for 47, the best game of Jerod Mayo’s career, Rob Ninkovich’s interception from the nose tackle spot, Aaron Hernandez 2 touchdowns and Wes Welker shredding the secondary for 180 yards… all done without Rob Gronkowski… what have you got? The Patriots would’ve only outscored Houston by 20 points. 30, tops. So therefore the Texans are a better team. It’s science. @JerryThornton1
bitchassness.
I would let William Belichick cum on my wife and give her a santa claus face for another super bowl victory this year.
“Would you Quintus? Would I?”
Jerry keep this article’s length in mind the next time you write a knee jerk reactions post.
“Just four or five plays. You take a few of those plays that they made and go the other way, it’s a different ballgame.” well yeah no fucking shit if those plays go Houston’s way it would be a different game, but how easy is it to say that. What a retard. Houston can’t ball with the Patriots or Baltimore and that’s that.
“I think we just didn’t make the plays at the right time.”…..correct. The right time would have been during the game. Not in your dreams. enjoy the off season douchebag.
Should he except it Jerry? Really? And they let you post without your mother reading it over first?
Jerry it is “accept” not except. Don’t be as dumb as Joseph.
that 4 or 5 plays comment is retarded beyond words.
you are more obsessed with the patriots “bulletin board” than ESPN is with Tebow. please give it a rest
that dude looks like a downie
That forward progress call is still one of the worst I’ve seen.
Hey you dumb cunts…he may have left out proper punctuation, but he meant except; as in not including or other than (the fact).
Hey you dumb cunts…he may have left out proper punctuation, but he meant except; as in not including or other than (the fact).
Jerry’s list of 1999 phrases he loves to hang on to:
asshat
douchenozzle
pig ignorant
rump swab
Feel free to add your own.
Jerry why don’t you just start your own blog? You’ll have your little army of old guy loyalists to follow you, and you’ll be out of the hair of real BSS readers.
fdhp are you retarded? The sentence makes zero sense under your theory.
Cool story Jerry.
manzo – Yes. Yes, I am retarded. I actually read something that wasn’t there, and attempted to give Jerry more credit than deserved. My apologies to the cunts.
and if 4 or 5 more plays dont go Houston’s way and youre looking at a 67-0 game, the fuck is this guy’s point? you got SMOKED TWICE bro
The grammer police, what a bunch of hardo’s!
Joseph didn’t say what or who they were better than. Being an uptight bitch? You’re better than that, Jerry. I didn’t say you were better than Bill. I didn’t say you were better than The Texans. Christ, don’t be so sensitive, Smithers.
Smithers, you look like you’re 60 and act like you’re 10.
Who really cares? The best AFC team would still only be maybe the 4th or 5th best team in the NFC so get over it.
@young you spelled grammar wrong
Clown comment, Joseph. You and JJ Twat should work on your overrated D next year.
Best part of these blogs is Belichick rocking a GIANTS polo; is there definitive evidence that he’s not a double agent, letting Big Blue just own the Pats every chance he gets?
Best part was the Gladiator picture. Coincidentally, it wasn’t original content.
They’re own fans had a fit and they changed the article to add: UPDATE: According to the Texans’ PR staff, Joseph was not comparing the Texans to the Patriots in the previous quote, but was rather making a statement about his own team’s level of play.
Oh, cool that BSS has made grammar like their, there, and they’re completely interchangeable. Thank you BSS.