The World Is Buzzing Over Kate Upton’s GQ Pics….I’m Buzzing Over Christie Brinkley Still Bringing Absolute Fire At Age 54
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So everybody is buzzing about these Kate Upton pictures. Yes she’s eating a Popsicle like she’s sucking down a cock. Yes her nipple is out. Yes she is hot as hell. But would you look at Christie Brinkley! That’s 54 years old right in your eyeball folks. That is the original mammajamma. Still so fucking hot I can’t even stand it. Give me Brinkley in her prime everyday of the week and twice on Sunday vs. virtually every chick on the planet. Hell I’ll still take her vs. almost any chick any age now.
That white t pic of Upton is making me look bad licking my screen at work.
Brinkley all day… That being said, those tits are spectacular
Dear god…the king is dead…
i’d take brinkley for sure. you just can’t teach that kind of consistency
Alyssa Milano was the first broad i ever spanked it to but Christie was the first chick i ever lathered up my dick for. Id still bang Christie over just about any other model in the game right now. Love Upton but Christie is special. Making young boys lather their…
Kay Jewelers should have the final say here, he was in high school when those Brinkley mags came out. Was there a lot of buzz when they were released Kay?
Brinkley was my first spank job. Mom wondered why the pages of SI were stuck together.
Wildmanpete, i was in HS back then too bro and Yes, Christie was it. She was Billy Joels bitch too. You ever heard of him?
That was pretty funny petey. It only took you 3 years, but congrats none the less.
Also congrats on posting from the correct account, you fucken cunt.
Billy Joel, sure I know him. He’s the guy that gives me instantaneous douche chills when I hear him sing. sing us a song, you’re the piano man! Oh we’re living here in Allentown! Uptown Girl! If I may quote Kay Jewelers, that guys is a cunt.
jizz everywhere.
brinkley was born in 1954. Age 58.
brinkley ftw!
just pictured christie giving billy joel a blumpkin
Sweet, thanks for letting us vote.
I remember that SI cover like it was yesterday. I was still in elementary school, but that shit gave me a boner like I’d never had before. I actually borrowed it out if the school library. Then renewed it over, and over. And over.
and just think that douchebag was banging some 19 year old smoke show and had to go home to christie and say “not tonight honey i had a hard day”
Proud to be American!!!!
Christy in gold screaming for sex
I’m a big believer that Kate Upton is over rated, as I’ve said on here countless times and will continue to, but pictures 2 and 3 of her up there are pretty awesome not gonna lie. Gotta give credit where it’s due. Nice work, Kate.
Finally, a model with real juicy tits… anyone who hates on Kate Upton is just a douchebag.
I want to somehow replace Terry Richardson. That dude has even more fun than Gronk.
youre so fucking old
This is a true battle of the titans. Ive lost liters of bodily fluids to both. Have to give the nod to Christy by a liter. I was younger when she was around and could produce more baby batter.
Brinkley never did anything for me. Cheryl Tiegs in the hammock or fishnet swimsuit was much better. Kate Upton blows them all away though.