These Amherst Lax Bros Are Just Murdering Their Player Profile Pictures
I have a shocking confession to make. As much as I make fun of lax bro’s, they kind of crack me up. Like there is a part of me that thinks if I was 15 years younger I would have been one of them. But lacrosse didn’t even exist when I was in high school. Only total squids who couldn’t make the JV baseball team played lacrosse. But nowadays it seems like everybody I meet plays lacrosse. And they seem like dudes I would have been friends with. Just doing shit like this with their player profiles, wearing pastels and chasing pussy. Nothing wrong with that I suppose.
PS – Toothpick kid wins right?
2 question what position does that chinck play and what position does that fat fuck at the top play?
Chink**
how is their 50 people on the roster seems like you dont even have to play lax to play lax just hang out and toss the rock. seriously though loook at that roster only 1 kid over 200 lbs they must suck
Fat kid is a Goalie if I’ve ever seen one and the asian is def playing midi
i’m giving #8 the nod. pencil-thin ‘stache/marlin tie combo “FTW”, as the young whippersnappers say…
does 8-2 suck? you had enough energy to actually look at how many people was on their roster yet cant click once more to look at their record? you must be that fat and that lazy. and yes toothpick kid def wins
by “dudes i would have been friends with” do you mean “dudes who would have stuffed me in a locker and eiffel towered my girlfriend”? such a fucking poser brah.
you mean 20 years ago.
sweener prez linked the roster you jackass, which player are you? and yes i am that and lazy.
Number 1 is Chief Wiggum
Easily the black guy or the asian guy. I didn’t know that minorities played lacrosse… learn something new everyday.
Number 1 is a young Chris Farley and something about #12 just makes me laugh. But #6 is the tool of all tools, no doubt he is the 1st guy in the shower and last guy out. His girlfriend just fakes it so she can leave and get it on with #2.
It’s funny because they are all doing the JENNA FACE. That’s why it’s funny!!
That oriental guy is definitely in charge of keeping the teams stats.
Two of them have toothpicks, 3 and 6
they may be funny and goofbalss, but they play a joke of a sport. Its for people who want to play hockety but cant skate.
Are you serious? Only dudes that couldnt make the baseball team played lacrosse? Bro, baseball is the only sport that takes not a whiff of athletic ability to play. Any retard can hit a ball.
“Only total squids who couldn’t make the JV baseball team played lacrosse.”
thats still how it is. dudebro is a total faggot and the definition of this^
i’m going to have a rare moment of agreement with dudebro on this one. say what you want about the kids that play lax for being richboys or whatever, but it IS a contact sport. aside from home plate collisions, and the occasional brawl, which is usually just a bunch of dudes who don’t want to get hit in the face pushing and shoving or at best fighting with hilarious ineptitude, there’s no contact.
Baseball, hardest thing to do in any sport his hit a breaking ball. I could run around with a stick and be awesome.
well, maybe i won’t cosign to the “any retard can hit a ball” part. baseball has plenty of athletes. but a lot of those guys are multi-sport guys who just know there’s more money and longevity in pro baseball, or maybe they just happened to be best at it. but for every carl crawford, there’s a few david ortizes. i love papi, but we’ve all seen the guy run. that’s not an athlete, that’s a guy with great size and strength combined with superior hand-eye coordination.
Kentuckyfriedlackey, youre a fucking idiot. Baseball is the weakest sport going. Sorry, cant pitch today, got a bruise/hang nail.
for the record, to this day i haven’t seen an athlete like bo jackson. good fucking god, i miss that guy and the career we didn’t get to see all the way through. 6’1, 220 solid muscle and strong as an ox, ran a 4.12 40 and was rumored to have gotten as low as 3.9 and change unofficially, played baseball and said he played in the NFL “as a hobby” and was a star in both leagues. un-fucking-believable. you younger kids just don’t know, youtube that shit.
I played lax all through high school, all star, blah blah blah but I’ll say, without a doubt, that I played it because I fucking SUCKED at baseball. Turns out that was a blessing because I could lax like a mofo but I won’t pretend it takes as much skill as baseball.
That being said, lax bros are the ultimate stoolies. Just imagine hockey players with way more rampant drinking and substance abuse problems and penchant for dressing like total assholes and hunting pussy like they are on Safari.
Holy shit, how does baseball take any skill?
dudebro….can you hit a curveball? I sure as shit can’t. I mean, baseball players are also way bigger pussies than lax and can be fat as shit and unathletic but to throw a ball 90 mph and hit a ball moving that fast is almost a god given skill.
As a lax guy, I’ll hang my hat on being a lot more fun to party with, more athletic, and tougher. It’s growing and people are starting to realize its an awesome sport.
How many kids in high school are tossing curveballs? We’re not talking about mlb here.
I also wish I was 15 yrs younger so I could spend every penny in my PNC checking acct to track down sweener15 and beat his sorry laxbro a$$.
do these 16 yr old lax idiots know this isn’t brobible? get lost (and take dro-doosh with ya. please. PLEASE??!!).
I dont play lax, but the idea that people who play the pussiest sport on earth would try to call out lacrosse players is absurd.
i’m not a lax guy either, but i DID play some baseball. i can’t really speak on skill comparison, or even the merits of each game, but let’s be real, one is a contact sport, one isn’t. i think the only argument i have is just that i wouldn’t insinuate that lacrosse players are too pussy to play baseball. but maybe that’s not was pres was saying. i couldn’t tell you what the fuck a squid is supposed to be.
got some internet tough guys. oh boy
that looks like the entire sales staff at McGee Toyota.
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you are 110% correct
@12198169, I just spit out the rest of gaystoolie’s mouthful.
I really don’t understand why lacrosse gets such a bad rap here. Especially with this being a Massachusetts site, where at my high school and a lot of others there are more lacrosse players than baseball players. Also, hockey equipment costs more than lacrosse equipment.
@dudebro, if LAX is so hard, why is it that Native Americans started it and the French made it a sport? If you know anything about history, you know that Native Americans and the French are not hard. Since the start of American lacrosse, there has been a significant amount of affiliation between soccer players and lacrosse players. The main goal of the sport is unclear, but the primary aspects of it include shirtless, sweaty men-women chasing after each other with butterfly nets.
dooper scooper, you retarded bro?
dooper scooper your a fucking faggot bro, chasing each other around with butterfly nets? or shooting the ball over 90 mph and playing full contact except you have a metal shaft too beat somebody with? baseball has its props but lax is growing so fast for a reason, and for all the assholes shitting on laxers wtf did u expect too see when you clicked a blog about laxers? and amherst is filthy at lax, there ranked top 10 and these 16 year olds? you mean 18 too 23? since when is a college team made up of 16 years old
dooper scopper just shist on lax all over this site:
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One of the funniest days of my life was when I ate a handful of mushrooms with my lax bros and went to lacrosse practice. Fucking hysterical. Toothpick guy wins.
I’d like to add that dooper scooper’s mom most likely got banged by a lacrosse team.
thank you for getting back to the original post mr cracker, tired of this baseball lax shit. baseball is america’s pastime, lacrosse is the future, both are real sports. my top 3: toothpick, john candy, and blue blazer (despite the twelve year old’s facial hair). outmatched but gotta give him the unsung swag award, the only person who buys that shit knows he’s rawdoggin pieces in it 8 days a week
@lax4life23 @wpb214 @dudebro = http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/sambagblog/boys_lacrosse1022/pic02.jpg
Cool bro you found a gay looking lacrosse picture. Congratulations, youre the man.