These Motherfuckers Stole My Trick Play!
Those little cunts! Everybody knows this is my play. I fucking invented it back in High School when I was the SHS powderpuff coach. I knew I should have never blogged about it! This is what I wrote back in 2007
In a nutshell this is what it was. I had all the girls line up in a normal formation. The center snaps the ball to the QB and nobody moves. Everybody just sits there like nothing is happening except the QB is now holding the ball under center. Next my wing back raises her hand and makes a commotion like she doesn’t know where she is supposed to line up. Basically she acts all confused and stuff until she finally walks toward the QB to ask her a question. The QB turns around and walks toward the wing back and they meet for a discussion with their backs towards the line of scrimmage. The QB puts her arm around the wing back and hands the ball to her and then walks back under center. The Wing Back walks towards the sideline like she is splitting out as a WR. Still nobody else on the offense is moving. Then the QB lines up under center and starts calling out signals again. Meanwhile the wing back just takes off downfield and scampers 80 yards for a TD and nobody even knows what the hell happened.
I know, I know. It’s freaking brilliant right! There is 0% chance this doesn’t work. The whole premise of this play was built upon the belief that girls don’t really watch the ball on defense. They wait for the players in front of them to move and then they move. And if by chance there was one cocky wise ass chick on defense who did watch the ball and happened to come across the line of scrimmage my offensive line was instructed to point at them and yell that they were offsides. There is no way a chick would have been able to overcome this peer pressure.
And yes we did run this play in a scrimmage for a TD. I even told our defensive coordinator that it was coming and he preached all practice long to watch the ball to his defense. But it didn’t help. I’m telling you it is impossible to stop. It’s my greatest invention of all time and that includes Barstool Sports.
So they clearly stole it from me right? Sure it’s a little different with the wrong ball thing, but the premise is exactly the same. So how does this team not give me fucking credit for this? Can I sue them for this? Or at least put the game under protest? It’s just about respect really. I mean I’m sure Bill Walsh wouldn’t want people running around saying they invented the West Coast offense. Well I don’t want these little fuckers taking credit for my play. Same thing.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 11/5/09, 3:15 pm |
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I have seen this before….maybe not this video but a video exactly like it.
Maybe it’s from 2006?
The annexation of Puerto Rico is by far a much better play.
I think that every Pee Wee football team, in every league, in ever state, has ran that play..
it’s a great play, only shame is that this vid is getting so popular that it will be impossible to use in the future. back to the drawing board…
am i missing something in the rule book… the center clearly hands the ball over his shoulder…is that legal?
yea, the center side snaps it which is perfectly legal. think of in flag football where a bad center will just stand sidewards and throw it do a shotgun snap. it’s legal
That’s a real ‘honorable ‘ way to go 90 yards.
Looks like something Belichick will try soon… just like that quick snap to try to catch the fat guy trying to get off the field so you get the ‘too many men’ call. Lame.
Oh, but all the homers say “well, that’s the rules” and crap like that. There’s just no honor in crap like that.
It’s like a nuclear arms race where you go out and spend $85 million more than the next team to field a virtual “All-Star Team” and then you “win” a World Series. . . and then to ‘celebrate . . . whoopee…
Pres,
Your powder puff record was Lombardiesque
Knute Rockne came up with this like 100 years ago. He had the quarterback complain to the ref about a call and keep it going. The quarterback then tells the center “give me the ball, I’m not going to play with this ref.” The rest of his team starts to tell him to calm down but the center gives him the ball and before he hits the sideline he ran for a touchdown. Someone else tried it again a couple of years later but the runner was tackled. . . by the ref. No shit.
What are the white team’s coaches doing. the ball moves you fucking move
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkA3nxuMJoM&feature=player_embedded
thats the link to the youtube page. look in the info box, it says the date is was added…definitely 2006. quit crying
this play has been around for ages, we used to joke about running it in high school. that powder puff play though, real nice. that part about yelling offsides is key.
“I can’t respect that stuff, all that Wrong Ball Stuff.” – Calvin Pace
Dear David Portnoy, are you seriously only now seeing this video?
whats tomorrows scoop? the dancing baby? star wars kid? the fucking macarena?
way to show how fucking out of touch you are
I’ve seen this before. But what I’m waiting for is when some jerkoff coach calls this play and the opposing team has seen it and the linebacker knocks the little fucker out with a helmet to ear-hole shot.
you should probably take it easy on bragging about coaching powderpuff. unless its a joke or commnity service, just shut the fuck up because its the same as being a male cheerleader, just a little worse
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