These Two Disgusting Porn Stars Offering Free BJ’s To All Their Followers If The Heat Win Begs The Question of Whether There Is Such A Thing As A Bad Blowjob?
There is a school of thought out there that there is no such thing as a bad blowjob. It’s kind of like pizza in that regard. But honest to god I wouldn’t let either of these two near my dick if my life depended on it. And this is coming from a guy who LOVES blowjobs. It’s just these two bitches are disgusting. If you let them blow you where do you draw the line in the sand? Anybody can blow you? Fat bitches, ugly bitches, dudes? Nope. If you don’t stand for something pretty soon you’ll fall for anything. If all about blowjob integrity really. If you can’t get hard imagining somebody blowing you than shouldn’t let them blow you to begin with. America!
Id like to jam my substandard size irish pecka in angelinas mouth just to shut her the fuck up
Compared to what they are married to or dating, these chicks are hot for 95% of people that read this site.
Pretty sure they’d would blow you regardless of if the Heat win. My question is why bother travelling to them when there’s better in just about any bar in America.
i like the recently used bong on the desk behind them…gotta be baked to get with those big ass titties
I’m not gonna lie, I’ve given a few bad blowjobs. Sometimes your heart’s just not in it, ya know? Really depressing, you know it as soon as you walk off the field. Of course then there are the times you’re in the steam room at the gym, tough to give a good bj with one eye on the door.
One word; braces.
watch that white bitch sarajay do work and tell me you don’t want that. She sucks the skin off.
I’d let ‘em both blow me @ the same time, one on the balls one on the cock then swtch. Close your eyes you homos its still chicks sucking your dick, plus you know they’re gonna be good @ it they’re pros
no offense to gaystoolie w/ the homo comment ahhahaa
^ none taken, I have thick skin. No foreskin, but thick skin.
I would let the blond blow me and not even feel ashamed about it
blowjob integrity adj origin: Barstool Sports
1. A measure of oral sex which is up to a standard
2. The level at which a blowjob either exceeds or falls short of a set threshold
LOL gay stoolie is the man, i would buy him a beer but i fear he would rape me
i would 100% fuck both of them , nice and thick, try watching some vids elpres
@ gaystoolie : TMI, bro. T. M. I.
Sara Jay is answer all her tweets for the next 10 min, i asked to marry her
sara jay can take a pounding. they like the brothas
Yeah i’d go for it simply to see how professional they are
of course blackdude would ask her to marry him, he will definitely be making the trip down if the heat win, he’s the guy right in their wheelhouse
They both look like foul disgusting human beings and I don’t want them near my weiner. And a bj with too much teeth is a bad bj. All scraping and shit.
For the second time this week it’s time to play “That’s Not What ‘Begs The Question’ Means You Fucktard.”
THAT’S NOT WHAT “BEGS THE QUESTION” MEANS YOU FUCKTARD!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
It’s not about them being pros, it’s about them being fat. The fatness alone is enough to know that they can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
God that Angelina one is annoying. STFU, you stupid twat. Or at least release those giant floppers to distract me…
nice, sarajay just dissed elpres on twitter and she retweeted me twice, #winning
I banged Sara Jay. Cost me a pretty penny but god damn best blow job I’ve ever had. She wrecked my dick. That’s for sure.
anyone who actually thinks they’re gonna blow any of their fat, sloven lonely shit followers are dumber than a bag of rocks. they specifically said “BJ” and not “blowjob” for a reason. they’re more likely to send you all a piece of paper with the letters “BJ” on it, than actually blowing all their followers.
plus, OKC’s gonna win anyway haha
Sara Jay can suck some dick…or so a little research on the interwebs shows
I would do it just to shut that mexican bitch up for a few minutes%u2026 Christ almighty.
That fucking fat mexican cunt can’t speak Spanish or English, i mean not that it matters when she’s sucking donkey cock but goddamn it that bitch is retarded!
I’ll have the pair of tits and a side order of AIDES please
yikes. 300k combined followers and growing. but who’s counting?
they are stupid. i was just staring at their boobs like in the cleavage challenge
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
God, I avoid sara jay like the fucking plague. When I see that busted face on a thumbnail video – NEXT! No thanks. Not trying to rub one out to that mess. Life’s too short. So yeah there is such a thing as a bad blow job because I wouldn’t put my dick anywhere near that atrocious gullet. Now, the other chick…
Am I the only one who thought the blond was Jenna and she just got sloppy after leaving the Stool? Jenna and this she beast could be twins, or at least a before and after picture.
Gross. Oversized saggy tits attached to a busted grill
@joekickass, how you manage that?
Remember when El Pres used to focus on writing funny blogs instead of just taking absurd anti-Lebron/Heat angles? You’re like 2 for your last 50 on blogs Pres, you just dont have it any more bro.
marcoscuterbro you annoying pedant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedant
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