This 12 Year Old Taylor Swift Jacksonville Jaguars “We’re Never Getting Back Together” Spoof Is Awesome
Viral city. I mean there is no chance this doesn’t become a 1 million view video. No chance. My mogul sense is tingling. Thing is awesome. I just kept pictured the dad who directed this and clearly wished he had 2 sons just being like “Fuck it, I’ll make the best of it. Hey girls you want to sing a Taylor Swift song? Here are the lyrics. Just sing em exactly as I wrote em”….Too funny. Mark my words. This girl is going to be huge. When she ends up on Ellen remember you heard it here first.
God I hope when I’m 34 years old I don’t brag about being able to spot viral videos made by 12 year old girls.
you know, sometimes i just want to be the only one in the bathroom when i take my whizz. so sick of hearing the guy in the stall furiously wipe his ass ocd style with 8 seperate but aggressive pulls on the roll. now i gotta rush thru my whizz and get pee on my pants bc i dont want to know who it is that i work with that does this to themselves.
Pres, does this blog have anything to do with your unhealthy fascination with children?
yeah this wasnt remotely good….stop creeping on children
future smoke
Should’ve left this one on the editing room floor with all the empty Dunkins coffee cups.
You forgot to put your shitty water mark on this.
Slow day on the internet noseface?
I’m giving you an ultimatum, Pres: Sox have picked up Victorino, Gomes, Napoli, and now Dempster. You have not mentioned any if these signings in a single blog. In the time that these signings have been made, you have blogged about, among other things, a woman getting her asshole sprayed with a firehose, and Bruce Springsteen’s dick. I know these types of stories might bring in more internet dollars, and that’s fine: get yours. But seriously, if you don’t change the name of your website to reflect tree fact that it gaff nothing to do with sports, I’m suing you for libel.
“…You heard it here first.”
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The Napoli signing? Oh, oh. The video of three six year old girls singing about the Jacksonville Jaguars.
This made me uncomfortable.
It moved. Fuck.
In about 3 minutes, people will forget about this like well, most viral videos. Good spot Prezy. The Jags are the Pats pre Brady.
Are you sure it’s your mogul sense tingling, or is it the same thing that made you post close ups of Little Brady’s howitzer?
This absolutely should not be on this blog. I never go along with the whole “prez is a big nose jew” crowd but I will join the “prez is a pedophile” crowd.
This video is pretty dumb. That aside, how is this put into the “prez is a pedophile” category? You angry cocksuckers need to lighten up.
This video is pretty dumb. That aside, how is this put into the “prez is a pedophile” category? You angry cocksuckers need to lighten up.
Id put a set of monkey bars on her in 8-12 years
Id put a set of monkey bars on her in 8-12 years
Id put a set of monkey bars on her in 8-12 years
Id put a set of monkey bars on her in 8-12 years
portnose is trying to hide in plain sight as a pedo. always posts about kids so it seems too obvious. you didnt fool me potnoy, i see through your sneaky jew tricks.
ncpick1 says at December 14, 2012 at 2:56 pm If you put a backwards/sideways hat on that thing it%u2019s Terrell Suggs
I got through about 30 seconds before wanting to shoot myself in the goddamn face.
I got through about 30 seconds before wanting to shoot myself in the goddamn face.
“We’re Never Getting Back Together” might literally be the worst song ever written. I hate how radio stations feel the need to play it incessantly.
@noonecares: I laughed out loud when I read that. Hilarious.
Since I’m only 14 can I safely say if she were two years older I’d wife this bitch? Future smoke AND knows sports.
i like blue eyes…
prez just got a new video to touch himself too. renee aint cuttin it now a days