This 90 Year Old Pole Vaulter Thinks His Shit Don’t Stink
Youtube – Meet Dr William Bell, world record holder in pole vault – for his age group. The 90-year old is the father of former Olympic silver medalist Earl and is still jumping three times a week at his son’s training facility in northeast Arkansas.
How cocky is this motherfucker? Just acting like his shit don’t stink. Couple things old man. First of all I could high jump over that shit nevermind pole vault over it. So I’m just not sure pole vaulting over the Sunday newspaper is something to be bragging about. And more importantly how many people are even in the over 90 pole vaulting division? There can’t be more than 2 right? Get over yourself. Even your crowd didn’t give a shit. That shows you what type of “record” this is. Nobody even bothered to get out of their seat.
PS – Get Moses some Creatine STAT!
What an asshole
At the end of the video does someone ask, “You think you’re a rapist?”
I’m willing to bet the 3 million internet dollars you’re worth that you can’t pole vault 7 feet. Someone at barstool has to be a high school coach with access or something. Let’s see if Davey Pageviews gets his shit kicked in by a 90 year old.
i guarantee you couldnt even do more than 5 feet in the high jump
Bet he whoops your ass in a fight
I bet he taped up his saggy balls so they wouldn’t tag the bar.
bet he would shit on your pommel horse routine
I agree with Midgets. I want to see you pole vault.
The lock of the century is that Pres can not pole vault 7 feet, 2 inches. I’ll cover +750 on that.
If there isn’t an El Pres pole vault/high jump video by the end of the week I will consider your life a failure. Correction: More than the failure it already is.
I agree with @otwisted. Pole vault or get off the pot, Pageviews.
*pole vaulting over the Sunday newspaper is something to be bragging about* HAHAHA Still got it Prez
Yep, I’d bet the whole farm that fatso pres couldn’t do that.
I could never pole vault, see i could launch over the pole but my bawls can’t.
No shit he’s the world record holder in his age group. He’s fucking 90. I don’t think people usually pole vault past the age of 35
Hahahaha @TK’s comment.
Looks like he escaped from Auschwitz. Stick him back in the oven.
Never pole vaulted, but I’m pretty certain that I could break this guy’s record my first day out.
I’m wiling to bet you couldn’t high jump 3 feet let alone pole jump it. We need proof Pres cause I think with that statement the old man isn’t the only one who thinks his shit don’t stink.
Lets face it fellas, none of us could pole volt either. I know i couldnt. Ive tried it and failed.
Well when all your competition is dead the bar is set pretty low…literally.