This Blog Is For Everybody Who Calls Me A Jinx
So today I tweeted out that Colin Kapernick is in deep trouble since Belichick will have two weeks to prepare for him in the Superbowl. Naturally all the moron Stoolies freaked out saying I was overlooking the Ravens and was going to jinx the Pats. That if we lose this weekend they are going to hunt my jew ass down and throw me in an oven. Well let me just clarify something real quick. Barstool Sports is the greatest thing that has ever happened to the city of Boston. I mean there is a mountain of evidence to suggest that I single handily turned this city around. That Boston was a city of losers before Barstool started in 2004. The facts are we hadn’t had a championship since the 86 Celtics. The Red Sox hadn’t won the World Series since 1908. The Patriots had never won a Superbowl. The Bruins were an expansion franchise. Shank, Borges and the Ordway were the voices of the Boston Sports fan thriving on a doom and gloom attitude. Then I launched Barstool and started peacocking it around the Internet proclaiming that we would beat everybody at everything and poof we became a city of champions. The Red Sox, Patriots, Celtic, Bruins all won almost instantly. It’s almost like people started to believe we were champions and it became contagious. I did the same thing at Michigan. We won 2 national titles in hockey and 1 in football during my tenure. They haven’t won anything since. Once again me just putting an entire school on my back. Listen am I saying that I deserve rings from all the major sports teams? Well that’s not for me to decide, but I just don’t get this jinx stuff at all? Bottomline is we will beat the Ravens Sunday because the Ravens are a joke. Anybody who is worried about jinxes or losing this game probably shouldn’t live here in the first place.


Just dropped my mortgage on the Ravens +8.
1918 retard…
19-0 probably wasn’t the smartest of record choices….
God i hope that isnt your wife
your balls and ego are just as big as your nose, Tom Brady’s lowest career passer rating vs any team? The Ravens, god i hope my ravens win
AGAIN…. PATS 41 RAVENS 17.
“Renee has dolphin teeth.”
- Silky Johnson
did you just say the patriots hadn’t won any super bowls before 2004?
The pats had just won 2 superbowls you retard
Why the fuck do you do this? Thanks for fucking up the Patriots chances.
Pats won the Superbowl in 2001, retard.
Im not a doctor, but the Pats won a Superbowl in 2002
How’s that devil rays tattoo looking you fucking moosh.
what about the whole 2001 pats season super bowl
The pats first superbowl win was in 2001 you cunt, they were a great team before you jew ass come around hear and since when are the bruins a expansion, there one of a original nhl teams
“That Boston was a city of losers before Barstool started in 2004″ -> “The Patriots had never won a Superbowl”
Was I dreaming or did the Pat’s not win those two Super Bowls in 2001/2002 & 2003/2004?
you are such an unlikable douche
Pats had 2 rings before 04, and the sox were one Grady Little away from winning the WS in 03, but ok bud.
As a fellow jew, you are the reason people hate our kind.
Am I misreading this or did you just make huge mistake. Pats won a Super Bowl on Feb.3 2002. Easy to forget I guess- uneventful year. Now get me my goddamn Tommy football shit
are you trying to say that we havent had a championship since the ’86 celtics? the pats won it in ’01, ’03, and considering you probably didnt create this website in the first 5 weeks of 2004, they won in ’04 as well all before “davey pageviews” started
The amount of stoolies that still don’t get sarcasm is depressing. Might as well mention the expansion Bruins being an original six team. Re-tards.
The pats are 1-2 in the superbowl since you started you fucking jinx
Red sox hadn’t won a world series since 1908… Haha such a classic pres blog.
38-24 pats over ravens. cover the spread and game goes over. youre welcome
Pres, I like you man, but you are literally indefendable sometimes. Incredible.
As long as you don’t Mortal Lock it we’re ok. We’ll all be ok.
Fuck that trident, take the ML after this blog
Can we just wipe Boston sports fans off the map?
“That Boston was a city of losers before Barstool started in 2004. The facts are we hadn’t had a championship since the 86 Celtics” Uhh, would you care to explain how the 2001 Patriots won their Super Bowl after 2004?
Hes right except for forgetting about pats 01 and 03. Pats roll this week and belichik has 2 weeks to prepare for kapaernick. Any ravens fan thats ACTUALLY confident thetll win this game is a fucking moron that knows nothing about football.
“I single handily. . . . ”
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You are a disgrace.
Also for Patriots porn this article is excellent:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8849439/how-terminology-erhardt-perkins-system-helped-maintain-dominance-tom-brady-patriots
You are overlooking the FALCONS. And i think if this site went down the shitter we would still dominate. Confidence is cool. Cockiness is not
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA A+ BLOG
just get in the oven already will ya
Really that many people didn’t understand the sarcasm here? You guys are the fucking morons. Pres is playing chess and you all are playing with your own poop.
You are overlooking the FALCONS. And i think if this site went down the shitter we would still dominate. Confidence is cool. Cockiness is not
Does Barstool still put out a newspaper? I need linings for my dog’s kennel
“Barstool Sports is the greatest thing that has ever happened to the city of Boston.”
How much were you grinning deviously when you wrote that sentence?
wow! you really don’t have a fucking clue about boston sports! you really think the patriots first SB was 2004?
dam u stupid for thinking the ravens r a joke. they already beat u this season and this seems like a team of destiny. ya the pats r certainly legit buts its arrogance like that the dooms in the end. even if u do win good luck with the niners. ur d aint good enough to stop them.
Hook line and sinker. Fucking bunch of jabronis.
Brady is 0-2 in Super Bowls since you started this website. I guess we know who to blame now.
It amazes me how many people totally took the bait on this one. These are the people that made fun of Te’o for acting like a naive 7th grader. Pot meet kettle.
I caught a dose of herpes just looking at that skank in the pic.
I went to my first Pats game in 2001. First red sox game in 2004. First Bruins Game in 2010. Therefore I’m the reason Boston is Titletown <<<<Dave Portnoy Logic
Pres just successfully trolled almost everyone in this comment section
i bet the house on the DIRTY BIRDS MONEYLINE
hope you idiots lose your homes
And now we see why KFC makes fun of all the commenters…Absolute retards.
I dont really get it? ….like what do you earn by successfully trolling a bunch of retards?… Its like slipping a narcoleptic a tylenol PM in his drink and celebrating when he falls asleep
Jesus fucking Christ are you a dipshit
Jesus fucking Christ are you a dipshit
Jesus fucking Christ are you a dipshit
All you morons just gave him the rise he was trying to get out of you. You think he doesnt know the Pats won superbowls prior to 2004, the Sox hadnt won since 1918, or that the Bruins are an original six team? Took the bait like a bunch of clowns. Would have hustled all of you out of your lunch money.
The Pats havn’t won a Superbowl since Barstool started u fucking idiot.
Not to mention all of the people that make jew jokes and trash Pres and Barstool, are the ones that keep coming back and comment every fucking day
And Pres just takes the insults, continues to bait you in, and laughs all the way to the bank ….. CLOWNS
DAVEYPAGEVIEWS STRIKES AGAIN
It was a joke you squids
I remember a certain Bruins-Habs playoff series in 2004.
I remember a certain Bruins-Habs playoff series in 2004.
^^Last time the Habs were relevant people were still using rotary dial phones.
this is probably the shittiest, most ignorant, retarded blog i have ever read
God prez you are disgrace, nothing but a asshat, dholed, scum fucker. = anyone posting on Boston barstool. Dumb hardo chumps.
You don’t get why people call you a jinx? Since you started this blog Pats haven’t won a Superbowl. Everything you claim is a “mortal lock” is a 99.9% loser. Which in my book makes you the biggest fuckin jinx/mush east side of the Mississippi. Please lock yourself in a bathroom and have a towel placed over your ugly mug during the Pats game.
Did he really say the pats didn’t have championships before 2004?
the fact that none of you can detect how hard portnoy is trolling everyone is an absolute joke.
not an oven, a well. We will hunt you down and throw the jew down the well. So my people can be free.
You own a Boston sports site and think before 2004 the pats didn’t have any super bowls????? You’re a bigger fucking fraud than menunous… At least she’s hot you ugly fucking waste of time.
Just read on deadspin that you’ve been sucking Brady’s cock
What happened to the barstool sports magazine?……. I rather get that than the improper Bostonian bro!,
You use to be on all the blocks, bars, stores, etc…..
Bring it back!M
here’s a breakdown for all you retards
“The red sox hadn’t won since 1908″ – Barstool Chicago
“The Patriots had never won a Superbowl.” – Barstool Philly “The Bruins were an expansion franchise” – Barstool New York
i cannot fathom how lukeoc is the top commenter on this when he is clearly a fucking stupid junk fish that took the slab of hotdog on the hook like a fucking shitty perch. all 33 of you that voted up should be exterminated immediately.
The arrogance, carelessness, and ignorance of this blog makes me angry. Pats never won a superbowl in 2001? 2003? you call yourself the reason for the success of Boston sports and Boston as a city apparently and you dont even know their history?
Prez, I’m a big fan, but you really shit the bed here. 1918, 2001, and 2004. Those years should mean something to you if you really are a boston sports fan
Honestly you are the worst fucking jinx of all time. How many times have you guaranteed a Pats playoff win now? 6? Every fucking time you pull this same move. Real Pats fans dont pull this fucking talk shit move. None. We never look past the team we’re playing. EVER.
I vow to never, ever to put one single dollar, visit any website or visit ANY business that advertises on this website. BOOK IT!
Honestly if I. ever. see. you. Your nose and my fist are having a long conversation. Book. It.