Hey who says the Stool is just a bunch of chauvinistic pigs? We’ve got plenty of great stuff for the ladies too. Like this blowjob defense lesson for example. If any of you girls ever find yourselves being forced to orally copulate a kung fu guy in his dojo, just bite off his penis which will be a cucumber. That will cause shock and definitely end any thoughts about rape. Although if you pull this move you’ll still end up with a dick in your mouth so don’t get angry when the guy tells all his friends you blew him. Technically it’s true.

PS – After watching this I’m not sure if I want to jerk off or go eat cucumbers and ranch dressing. Suppose I could do both.