I’m so not impressed by this dude and his kindergarten parlor tricks. I mean he probably gets asked the same 25-50 dates over and over again. Marilyn Monroe, Hitler, Martin Luther King, Abe Lincoln blah, blah, blah. How hard is it to memorize 50 birth dates? I could sit down and do it this afternoon if I wanted to. Like I got half these answers right and I didn’t even study. You want to impress me dude? 1922-2011. I can’t hear you!  That’s right bitch, I didn’t think so. Uncle Leo. Boom Roasted.   Not so tough anymore.

As a sidenote I can’t stop patting myself on the back for that Uncle Leo pull.  Sheer blogging brilliance.   Just sitting here slow clapping it up for myself.