Feminists always attack me for being a male chauvinist pig.   Wrong!    I’m just trying to protect you.   There is a reason why I think you should stay in the kitchen and bedroom.   This is it.   You start getting crazy and riding motorcycles and shit and only bad things can happen.      Like slamming your face directly into the cement.   Wouldn’t have happened if she was cooking somebody dinner instead.   Like I said I’m on your team ladies….