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   by meriweathershelmet on June 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm

   It’s a Larry David line.  You stole it.

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   by jennamarblesmidgetpenis on June 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm

   You stick a coat hanger up your pussy and abort Barstool Philly

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   by BossHogg on June 28, 2012 at 4:54 pm

   sousandz of jooose….zey flourished!
    

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   by Will I am Not on June 28, 2012 at 4:54 pm

   WTF elpres, no Obama blog today, he just took a dump on the republicans and the stoolies would go nuts on that shit, im talking a 300 plus comment blog, what kind of jew are you??

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   by kevj1967 on June 28, 2012 at 4:54 pm

   Ahhh, is just me or does she look like she is 14 at best???

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   by dustinbrady1215 on June 28, 2012 at 4:57 pm

   you know you took this from the palestinian chicken episode

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   by mitchpavelis on June 28, 2012 at 4:58 pm

   Will I am is an annoying black democrat.

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   by atf487 on June 28, 2012 at 4:58 pm

   http://euro2012girls.com/

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   by bruinsin2009 on June 28, 2012 at 4:58 pm

   ^^so you wouldnt fuck her?? she would have to be under 12 for me not to

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    by bigzig on June 28, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    she has to be 18. and i’d still fuck her even if she was 14. #BOSS. #STATUTORY.

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    by Will I am Not on June 28, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    mitchpavelis , no disagreement there bro, im out, its 5 pm, im off this, ill be sure to post some pro obama shit tomorro

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    by cocoapuffs on June 28, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    I bet chicks would love to have a threesome with you. You could have one sitting on that 1 inch wet noodle of yours and the other chick riding that pizza slice that’s hanging off your watermelon sized head.

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    by CLCR76 on June 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    If a girl is old enough to procreate, she’s old enough to fuck.

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    by revnathanhortonheat on June 28, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I’d like to stick it in her gas chamber.

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    by foundingfather on June 28, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    maybe she’ll let you in her special German shower..

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    by dudebro on June 28, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Obama didn’t take a dump on conservatives. Roberts ensured that congress could never pull this shit again while simultaneously limiting Obamacare to a simple penalty against people who don’t have insurance. Masterstroke.

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    by missinglink22 on June 28, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    She is from Europe which means one of two things:
    1. She loves to fuck.
    or
    2. She loves it when you shit on her chest.

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    by meriweathershelmet on June 28, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    Fuck me like your country fucked my people you jew bastard!

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    by nyfan1 on June 28, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/

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    by topher_ on June 28, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Will I Am Not lives on handouts

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    by gmen42 on June 28, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Will I Am Not lives on grape soda and always tries to fit in with the white crowd. Kinda sad really when you think about it

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    by Alan Thick on June 28, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Roberts ensured that congress could never pull this shit again while simultaneously limiting Obamacare to a simple penalty against people who don’t have insurance. Masterstroke.
     
    Seriously the best, deepest laugh I’ve had today. I love this country.

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    by collateral on June 28, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    http://euro2012girls.com/russian-girl-2/#more-851
     
    How do you say ‘Send out the smokepatrol’ in Russian?

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    by tfingb on June 28, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    When I see Chicks like this….I gotta admit….I see where Hitler was going with that whole Master Race thing….

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    by Falcon Boy 4 President on June 28, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    It’s only rape if she remembers I drugged her

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    by Harry Johnson on June 28, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Pres don’t you mean she’d burn the Jew out of you?

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    by jarqen hghar on June 28, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4399454/Euro-2012s-fittest-fans.html

    German chick, from a little Bavarian village called lickens the dickens!!

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    by jack tickleson on June 28, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Finally a post about the smokes from euro 2012

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    by koberapes on June 29, 2012 at 12:04 am

    The Croation smokes are unbelievable.

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    by cuttyfromthecut on June 29, 2012 at 12:13 am

    I bet she has a lampshade made out of your grandmother in her living room.

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    by Buddy Revel on June 28, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    The German euro 2012 smokes are at a completely different level
    http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4140/435copy.jpg

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    by privyetsuki on June 28, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Lebron Paul 2012

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    by johnnybegood on June 28, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    I think fucking the Jew out of you is unrealistic, but maybe she could fuck your spine straight.

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    by kathsmith on June 28, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    She’s stunning, loved her from the moment I saw her on TV!
    And by the way, here is even more of her:
    http://euro2012girls.com/german-girl-2/ <3

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    by kathsmith on June 28, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    screwed up the link, hope it will be fine this time: <a href=”http://euro2012girls.com/german-girl-2″>http://euro2012girls.com/german-girl-2</a&gt;

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    by yankees4lyfe on June 28, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Dude, you’re married

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    by bagsodirt on June 29, 2012 at 3:07 am

    Fuck of black dude. Obama sucks

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    by charliefoxtrot on June 29, 2012 at 4:06 am

    dudebro – you fucking nailed it. This is being viewed as a win for BHO. It will prove to be an epic failure. Write it down. Roberts: Game, Set, Match. Sorry, Will I S

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    by kickthepuppy on June 29, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Fucking hilarious! Followed by a string of equally hilarious comments! This is the Barstool I know and love

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