I don’t know why but this just struck me as very funny. Oh Suckonthedickimashark promise me you’ll never change. Just keep doing you.
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maybe i’m out of touch, or maybe i’m just a bigot, but doesn’t suckonthedickimashark seem outside of the tumblr demographic?
fuckin massholes arguing about which part of mass is less shitty or something, you ruined this comment section…anyway this blog is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen, idk why either, but it is.
DaveMac, i for one think its very cute how you came to blackdudes rescue. Who said chivalry is dead. You little cutie pies.
wheres dro man to come clean out this comment section with a tire iron when you needd him… i feel dumber for reading this exchange
brougherty > davemacinnh
Um ok andyrooney. Don’t even know what you are talking about
davemacinnh, i’m your worst nightmare bro, born and raised in dotchestah. I’ll keep my eyes out for you Dave
So now the question is who are you?
I’m in Webster and renting out my Hillsboro house
Haha wow yup you got it dude small world indeed
dunno if it’s cause i’m a girl, or because you’re all dumb as fuck but the reason you can’t find him is because thats a tumblr post. not a tweet.
That twitter account doesn’t exist
@davemaccinnnh: is that at # *56 Main? family name spelled almost like the name of a scotch?
I used to live near there.
heard you moved to webster? or are you still in hillsboro?
atleast you ‘re not denying the fact that you personally have no prospects. thats a step in the right direction.
1 Last thing… i dont know anything about Hingham since its totally off my radar but i have to imagine that its pretty desolate if some hillbillys from lowell can just roll into town and get a 22 acre plot of land in a commercial district.
Again the more you talk the more you look dumb. I’m not in mass but yes my parents are so uneducated that they could afford a house on main st hingham with 22 acres. Yup being dumb sure gets you places
when i say lowell i really just mean that you’re from MA, have uneducated parents, and no prospects for yourself. dont get hung up on minor details.
Hey dick face you said my chagrin fuels your fire. I’m not embarrassed or dissapointed by a failure at this point so yes wrong context. So until you prove me wrong and i am saddened or embarrassed by it you will continue to be using the word in the wrong context. And if you were the least bit smart you would know I am not from Lowell . And don’t pretend you know me or know where I’m from or where I have been it makes you look dumb
so you pissed your pants?
not a big word, just sounds foreign to you and anyone else from the slums of lowell since 99% of your vocabulary is directly related to booze, the red sox, pain pills, and irish pride. Context was correct but in case you’re still confused, i’ll provide a blue collar vernacular translation:
I like offending you and will keep doing it as long as youre bitching about it.
Well I didn’t piss out of my pants my dick was in my pants and the piss was in my pants so I pissed in my pants
coming from the guy who wrote “they are all so funny I pissed in my pants”? In what context is that acceptable?
You are def 16 chagrin dude? Big word wrong context nice try
wait… a handful of Massholes, that are probably resting up before working double shifts all weekend, think that I am a piece of shit? And you think im bothered by this? if ANYTHING, your chagrin adds fuel to my fire.
Ya sure if that’s what you want to think go right ahead
“it’s not just me that thinks it”? so you’ve gone from moderator to collective voice of the stool dave?
No wait I’m sorry I just re read all of your comments and they are all so funny I pissed in my pants. What are you like 16?
I never said I was the moderator but you are a total piece of shit and it’s not just me that thinks it. Keep doin what you do though it makes you look extremely witty
@Brougherty: Funniest thing I’ve seen all day, thank you.
Why do I feel like I need to hire a translator to read that tweet?
suck a fucking dick davemacinnh. do you think you’re the fucking moderator of the comment section you loser? first, you accuse me of not making anyone laugh, and THEN you proceed to ask me for a favor? not how it works shit head.
^ im going to. not that hard to figure out
davemacinnh, you mad bro? internet tough guys don’t stand on street corners shouting racial epithets, they do it from the safety of their keyboards. well done brougherty.
asdasdad…keep thinking about it, it will come.
It’s fucking funny. But I thought i was up to speed with ebonics… what the fuck is “I’ma”…. ?
I’m glad to see people are pointing out BlackDude’s horrific try at humor. Seems like a cool guy but the jokes are just fucking awful.
Pps brougherty last time I checked no one was laughing at what your comments say dick face do us all a favor go to Brockton stand on a corner and yell I hate blacks. Then we won’t have to hear from you again dead fuck
Ps why are all the store pink hats rippin on black dude? Go fuck yourselves
i also post funny things on twitter. follow me @crustface. Y’all are gonna be hysterical with laughter.
Asdasdad contact gaystoolie he can help you out
brougherty is very mean, and a racist fucking cunt
cultural ties to blackdude? wtf does that even mean? look, can someone help me find him, i’m having a rough day and could use a pick-me-up
you can’t find him on your own? what a dumb fuck. gonna go out on a limb and guess you have cultural ties to blackdude… no homo
dudes, can someone help me find him on twitter? search says no one with that name. plenty of people retweeting him though.
I went from laughing at this blog to laughing at brougherty. Hilarious.
Blackdude, domley is right, close those giant lips and shut the fuck. youre not funny, you smell like lotion.
I’m betting that Suckonthedickimashark is either Dro_Man or BlackDude.
Black Dude, relax bro, no one wants to read your shitty commentary and feeble attempts at humor.
can’t find him on twitter
goddy77 , relax, bro, internet hasn’t been around for 17 years
PS i know it actually started in the 60′s in research labs you stupid fucking stoolies
dude gonna follow him today, fuck man, haha
This guy’s gonna be in some hot water for using that word on Twitter. Where’s the outrage??????
the dude has a point.
No idea how bad I want to post a picture of a puppy and tag it kitten.
Fucking messing with this dudes kitty porn.
I need this guys twitter and I needed it yesterday. Hilarious.
HIRE THIS MAN. “you know the goddamn difference between a cat and a kitten” just proves this guy means business
I cant quit fuckin laughing right now. Swear to god. How did i make it through work the last 17 years of my life without this fuckin site.
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