This Dude Loves This Tree More Than I Love Anything
Shouldn’t guys like this be put in an insane asylum? I’m not exactly comfortable knowing he just walks the streets freely. There aren’t a ton of things that you can see about a person and immediately know they’re lunatics. The list is basically neck tattoos, shaved heads with full beards, wife beaters without a shirt on top, and tearful pleas to leave their tree friend alone. Anyone who matches any of those descriptions should be put away with the rest of the lunatics.
PS – they almost converted me at the end when “Big Yellow Taxi” started playing. Almost. But great soundtracks don’t save terrible movies.

“It’s just visually spectacular to me.” A+. When I heard that at the beginning I told myself to buckle up. Dude sounds like a straight up R word when he talks.. Can’t listen to him without laughing.
Not often you see a fully retarded, fully gay individual. Derrell is a two-tool player.
that tree is the equivalent of your nose except no one finds your nose ascetically pleasing
if you dont love that tree youre a fucking idiot!
Look at the funbags on that hose hound.
Dude sounds like the psycho truckdriver from Joy Ride. Killing myself for referencing joy ride.
i banged a chick in a treehouse once…does that count as a tree lover?
It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.
“I live in the tree. I feed the tree. The tree tells me it’s needs. The tree feasts on the blood of the sacrificed young boys I bring to it. As I pleasure the tree I in turn pleasure myself. I am one with the tree …”
Florida
I’d love to cut that tree down.
more than you love your job apparently
I wish i loved something as much as that gentleman loves that tree. God bless him
Is this the brother of that hardo that loves trains?
So the guy likes bush, to each their own.
that is a damn nice tree, i dont blame him
He’s got buffalo bills voice
“playing on the computer” means jerking off to tree porn
Would love to tie them up and cut that tree down one limb at a time
Dude has a sick bunk bed…bet he lays some serious wood!
I would love to see a threesome between that dude, the tree, and that lady with big tits. That would be “visually spectacular”.