Friday we give away a trip to Miami and the right to compete for 16 grand and call yourself the best co-ed, 4 person volleyball team in the country. Crazy resume booster. All you have to do is email volleyball@barstoolsports.com. We’ve already gotten a shitload of emails but before we tell anybody they’re in we gotta confirm you’re coming. So if you’re interested, email again. Don’t want to tell a team they can play then have them back out at the end because they know they’ll lose to Sales Guy and I. Real men only.

7 o’clock at The Wave in Waltham. 16 teams of 2 girls and 2 guys. Winners go to Miami for free. And we’re also giving away a Port Paradise trip on the Port Paradise cruise. That one is by raffle and can be won by anyone at the bar. Be there or be square.