This Gronk Jersey Signature Sums Up Everything You Have to Know About Gronk
So the Blackout Tour rolls into Miami of Ohio tonight for a 3 day Blackout extravaganza. And wouldn’t you know whose jersey is hanging from the rafters at Brick Street? Yup good old Gronk with one of the all time classic jersey signatures in the history of jersey signatures.
“To Brick Street,
Where all the HOT chicks! Ham Out!
#87
Vintage Gronk. And yes I’d say Miami of Ohio is ready for the Blackout Tour. This was in their school newspaper today. Kind of crazy to think 9 years ago I was slinging newspapers outside South Station and now we can shut down a campus in Podunk Ohio for an entire week.
Got a great new nickname for Gronk! Ready? Wait for it! BALLS DEEP. Yup thats it BALLS DEEP! BAM MOTHER FUCKER! B-A-L-L-S D-E-E-P!!!
^huh?
Given his justified fascination with porn stars and his proclivity for long distance touch downs, I think its perfect.
@KingBlackDude is a fucking dickhead
Portnoy getting all sappy on us. “Look how far I’ve come, boo hoo.”. Your mother must be so proud.
it says ” Where all the hot chicks hang out”
@9er youre right, noone ever accused pres of being able to read. Clown
Gronk is about as cool as these fucking blackout parties.
What a long way this blog has fallen.
This site is absolutely going to shit. Every blog is borrowed from the other cities, lame ass
promotion blogs for foam parties, zero sports talk, zero original humor. I miss the old barstool before Pres came to believe he is some kind of celebrity. You are a an awkwardly shaped middle aged male who wears lax pennies and tries to stay hip with the college scene. You must be closing in on 40, figure it out dude
^ I guess when your cities teams suck ass, you don’t have much in the way of sports to write about. Funny thing is less than 5% of the people that visit this site actually go to these parties but he insists on advertising here. Not sure the excitement of being shoulder to shoulder with a ton of dudes with foam while all the girls are either on stage or off in a seperate section.
Oh and while your in Miami, OH, make sure you wear your Rapelesburger shirt, you will get a warm welcome.
@natireds Boston sports teams suck? Didn’t the Bruins win the Cup two years ago, weren’t the Pats in the Superbowl last year, and I thought the Celtics were one game away from the NBA finals in June?
HANG OUT
The Barstool Black Out Tour is probably the douchiest thing going in America these days.
I like to ham out with chicks
nice fake jersey bro
good god Gronks hand writing looks like i suspected
Ham Out!
@cantgetthe….. I’m talking about current teams you douche which results in him posting nothing but advertisements and not sports.