This Guy Is An Asshole
NYPost – The Yankees will have “home-field” advantage at Fenway Park tonight, thanks to one fan’s grassroots effort to sabotage the Red Sox. Ian Ferris, 30, a Bombers fan in the heart of Red Sox Nation, green-thumbed his nose at Boston by planting Yankee Stadium grass in the Fenway infield during a May 31 Phish concert. Yankee Stadium grass seeds went on sale this year. Ferris hid the seeds in his pants as he entered Fenway, filled the bag with water and tossed it onto the infield. “This is payback,” said Ferris, who manages a Hooters in Vermont. “If even one blade of grass sprouts on the field, I feel it was a success.” He said he hoped the stunt would undo the jinx put on the new Yankee Stadium by a jersey-burying construction worker, Gino Castignoli of The Bronx. But Castignoli is not concerned. “My curse is working,” he said. “It’s typical of a Yankee fan to think you can buy a jinx in a bag. When will they learn, you don’t win with your wallet but with your heart?”
Oh shit. We’re fucked now! I knew we shouldn’t have concerts at Fenway! Too risky! I wonder if this means that that empty seats will start sprouting at Fenway to? Honestly what type of loser do you have to be to not only do this, but then run to the NY Post and brag about it. Nobody cares dude. Nobody fucking cares. Now maybe if these were Devil Rays seeds it would be a different story, but not Yankee seeds. And for all those people who are saying this series is a test to see how good we are or somehow will be an indication of things to come you’re crazy. Yes I get it. The Yankees vs. Red Sox is the best rivalry in baseball. But it’s June 9th. This series has absolutely no bearing on anything besides temporary bragging rights. Sure you could argue that New York needs to win this series just to prove to themselves that they are capable of beating us, but I don’t even think that matters. A win or a loss is no more important than vs. any other team at this point. I know it’s the mentality of Red Sox Nation to get all worked up into a frenzy whenever New York comes to tow, but it’s so overblown it’s not even funny. Bottom-line is that no matter what happens over the next three games I’m still more worried about Tampa than New York.
Fuckin hippies.
how’d the guy spread the seeds, by whirling?
you need to be worried about Baltimore…I know they’ve lost 5 straight, and there in last…but you just watch out… fuck who am I kidding, we suck
Who knew Casey Tatum was a Phish fan.
what a phag
Phish is terrible.
My curse is working,” he said. “It’s typical of a Yankee fan to think you can buy a jinx in a bag. When will they learn, you don’t win with your wallet but with your heart?”
Sure the Redsox did it all with Heart.
I would guess that the millions of cannabis seeds dropped by DMB and Phish fans would CHOKE out the hundreds of Jankee seeds. CHOKE get it?
“filled the bag with water and tossed it onto the infield”. I’m no horticulturist, but the seeds need to be in the dirt, not in the bag.
Tampa sucks … Beating the Yankees is not like beating the Royals …
How does this non story make it into the New York Post … Barstool?
This dude manages at hooters … if i was the nyp … i would have had better questions
between everyone else walking over the seeds at the concert, the cleanup, and the constant mowing of the field, i’m sure these seeds will hold. what a fucking moron.
I wonder if he has a yankee gerbil planted in his ass? I’m going with a big yes on that one. I bet he has one of those puffy hair troll dolls he strokes every time jeter steps to the plate as well.
I wonder how many joints it took him to come up with this masterful plan
Just look at the picture of this db. I think that says it all. The Hooters he manages lacks talent, he lacks friends.
Don’t try to be cool and tough…..you know if the Red Sox lose the series to the Yankees you will be crying into your Tom Brady man doll after you make sweet love to it.
A Curse dude? Really a Curse? I’m sure Josh Beckett is worried about a curse when he pitches. God I hope the Globe goes out of business and the asshat CHB can take his “curse” with him.
I’m sure Luchino will run with this, where is that fag Dr. Charles, they get hahd over stupid shit like this.
Love the Sox, hate the baggage that comes with it
Lambert just came out that he is gay to Rolling Stone Mag. Now it’s your turn Pres.
I have my degree in turf management from good old URI, there is absolutely no efing way these seeds will sprout. In fact the way the mowers are, the seeds are probably not even on the field any more. This guy is a dildo and we should all spit on him when we see him.
Hooters in vermont, can we get a wake up with those fillies
I planted my seed in a chick from NY this weekend so that cancels this out
Here is the link to the dick heads facebook page.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?sid=5fac131567820f5e1ab365e89edb1a17&id=660199043&hiq=ian%2Cferris&ref=search
Yankee grass seed? I quess with all the empty seats at the new stadium, the team needs to make money any way they can. How many bags do they need to sell to pay for one Texiera at bat? What’s next Yankee tampons?
» Tuffnutz said: { Jun 9, 2009 – 11:06:32 }
Hooters in vermont, can we get a wake up with those fillies
Trust me when I say the Hooters in Burlington isn’t there A+ talent, hell I wouldn’t even call it D+ talent!
Yeah, who would ever try to bury something in the opposing stadium to jinx the enemy?
You know, except the guy who buried Ortiz’s jersey (and bat speed) underneath the new Yankee Stadium.
hey New Spork Jorts Yerk – the guy who buried the Ortiz jersey was an idiot too….(of course – even if you believed it there was no need for it since the Sox have pwned the Yanks). And the other difference is, the knucklehead didn’t go running to the New York Post just to get his dumb mug in the paper.
I could care less about this guy….I think the real story here is that there is a HOOTER’s in Fing Vermont?
He said he hoped the stunt would undo the jinx put on the new Yankee Stadium by a jersey-burying construction worker, Gino Castignoli of The Bronx. But Castignoli is not concerned. “My curse is working,” he said. “It’s typical of a Yankee fan to think you can buy a jinx in a bag. When will they learn, you don’t win with your wallet but with your heart?”…..
This story is stupid on so many levels….and I am a Yankees fan(from New York). This sounds like something that (no offense)would have been done by a Red Sox fan pre-2004 and winning the World Series. And as far as Castignoli saying the other guy bought his jinx and his came from his heart…Newsflash last time I checked Sports Authority isn’t giving away basbeball jerseys…well lemme take that back for a second, at the rate Big Popout is hitting they might start.
Now on to you “El Presidente”… Long time reader, first time commenter. I throughly enjoy reading your blog. While it is Pro-Boston some of the time, most of your content has to deal with Non-Boston material, so even a New Yorker can enjoy it. Your vids are hilarous and the girls are as you say true “smokeshows.” With that said I must say that I do have some beef with this post…
“Oh shit. We’re fucked now! I knew we shouldn’t have concerts at Fenway! Too risky! I wonder if this means that that empty seats will start sprouting at Fenway to?”
I understand that the last line is intended to be a jab at the fact that many of the seats at yankees stadium seem to be empty at most seats. Well yea that may be true, but at the same time you have to remember every sell you guys have comes with about 13,000-14,000 less fans due to Fenway’s smaller capacity.
” Bottom-line is that no matter what happens over the next three games I’m still more worried about Tampa than New York.”
Why exactly are you worried about (Fuckin) Tampa (Stevie shoutout from East Bound and Down)?
Granted if you look at the numbers throughout the whole season there pretty close…But I mean you look at the Yankees tha past 20-25 games and the gap between the two is wide, very wide…and the yankees just butt fucked there bullpen this past weekend.
whoever runs this site is a dumbass douchebag boston fuck. more worried about the rays then the yanks? are you blind or deaf or both you dumb fuck. go jerk off your 3 inch cock to your sorry ass excuse of a city.
Devil Ray Seeds?
Not sure what turf seeds looks like. I think the turf just comes on a big roll.
writing pwned is gay
Everyone that goes to Phish shows should be executed for sucking and being a waste of life.
All the acid, fleas, piss and stench from the Phish show killed that stuff the minute it hit the feild . . .
Nothing to worry about….
He was probably high out of his mind, and spread his bag of weed out onto the field… Typical Phish Fans, can’t do anything right, unless their parents are paying for it!
I didn’t go to the concert but I didn’t think they let you near the infield? And I’m also guessing it was covered…so the story was fake or the douchebag dropped his bag of yankee grass down the stairs and called himself a hero
GabeKaplersNutSac said: { Jun 9, 2009 – 11:06:13 }
I wonder if he has a yankee gerbil planted in his ass? I’m going with a big yes on that one. I bet he has one of those puffy hair troll dolls he strokes every time jeter steps to the plate as well
From the look of his pic I would say yes to the gerbil. The A-roid edition
Make sure 40-year old Big Granpapi brings his glasses and Metamucil to the ball park this week.
Pres I just want to touch on one thing, I agree with you its only June and people need to relax………….But are you really more concerned with the Rays at this point? I usually think most of the people on the Stool are so Boston-centric that they are completely blinded by what is happening in the rest of the league, or division for that matter. You are not usually like this so much, do you not realize that this is by far the best Yankee team we have seen since we were last winning rings? I mean I know the season started off a bit rough for us but maybe you havent been following the last 6 weeks because not only are the Yankees good they are outstanding. Our staff is just filthy top to bottom right now…and our offense is clearly the best in baseball which may be impossible for you to admit, but its just a fact.
didnt we walk all over the yankees last time they were in fenway? now we can do it all the time, sounds good to me!
too bad he couldnt have brought the winds to right field
yeah, i’d definitely be more worried about the rays also.
You’re a genius.
Holy shitballs … just came back to this one and saw that my boy pres was taking a beatin from slime bag, grease ball yankee fans that say shit like lemme(let me for people with class). Hey robfuckit … go fuck yourself.
Robfuckit and fuckboston are from the suburbs in Conn. BAAAAHAAAHAHA …
Gino Castignoli was caught and the jersey removed… so whatever curse he put on the yankees is non existant— actually im pretty sure he buried an Ortiz jersey which must account for David’s unstoppable spring
talk about curse attempts…I hid a yankee pennant under fenways seats….(worked there for renovations) no one will ever find it. Not lying.
BostonCurse – I think you missed the point. curses are fucking jokes and stupid and aren’t real….meaning – you are an asshole, too.
glad to hear you wasted money and the few brain cells you have burying a piece of cloth in cement.
Reckoning is talking about whether the curse exists of not – another idiot/asshole.
YourMothersMoustache – the Rays proved they have some amazing starters (the bullpen has some issues as expected) – an amazing offense – and they are reigning champs – they are the team to beat.
The Yankee staff is ‘filthy’…you are kidding, right? have you checked the staff ERA lately? best offense in baseball? why has Tampa scored more runs?