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Listen I ain’t mad at this guy. I pretty much agree with everything he said about everything. I understand his frustration. Matt Light is a fat fuck who should keep his shirt on. But not Gronk. Gronk is Gronk and Gronk needs to party or he dies. Gronk parties when he is happy. Gronk parties when he is sad. End of story.
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Can we ease up on the patriot blogs for a while? It was a good game, we lost, ill see you draft day.
Worst selling shirt of all time?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/cartbt/prod_pics/revengefront-1.jpg
Time to halt sales on this gem… at least until Giants/Pats meet again in the SB. (Giants would obviously still win though)
This half a retard and his business ideas^ Well Pres, He’s kinda right. I can’t say it was spoken beautifully, but he pretty much captured the frustration of every Pats fan.
P.S. Can we get a Gronk/Light vs. Seguin/Marchand bar-tab comparison?
oh no he tore up his jersey. that should teach that party animal fuck!
stop trying to make up for the fact that espn has been showing that clip all day, thus making any pats fan that doesn’t read this blog hate gronk. think about it, you ruined him. you put the gronk on a pedestal, and then posted a video which knocked him straight off of it. this is why you have yet to blow smoke up your ass for the fact that “Barstool Sports” appeared on the top left cornerthe 1,634 times it’s been shown. you are utterly embarrassed and ashamed that as soon as gronk gave you props with the yo soy fiesta shirts, you stabbed him in the back, and are now a last ditch effort to make up for it. just shut up already.
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i cant believe all u pats fan r so ignorant to the fact that gronk couldnt run up the field and play well at all in the super bowl becuase of his bum ankle. it sure doesnt appear that the ankle seems to be bothering him in that partyin and dancing. but no its fine its gronk, he needs to party. but who really gives a fuck about how he played in the super bowl. u r all a bunch of losers, either by choice or by birth
Ummm, bro, he had 2 catches… not one. And good effort trying to break the shot glass. Clown.
First off, lasted 30 seconds watching the dope in the video. He shut the tv off and cried for 2 hours??!! Really pal. Get a life. It’s the fucking nfl. Talk shit all season. Hope you beat the fucking giants and talk shit more. You lose. Oh well. Take it from the ny dopes like a man and get on with your life. If you have one. I turned the tv off and immediately asked my girl for a nice sympathy blowjob. Bingo. Gronk didn’t even have his pads off and I was balls deep. You go ahead and cry though. Fucking loser. And another thing, Light may look like a fat fuck but he played his balls off this year and was one of the top left tackles in the game.
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Shut the fuck up tensor. Little different dancing with yourself than pushing off and blocking 280 pound dudes who run a 4.5. Dickhead. Plus he probably had 2 torodol, 6 percs and 12 captain n cokes in him.
Watched the whole video to see if he was black or white. I still have no idea
This guy better leave me the fuck out of his rant. If he wants to know after last years Super Bowl I did go out and rap…. I mean party.
One more thing. Holy fucking smokeshow today!!
I do have to say after watching the BSS video of Gronk he sure was moving a lot better than in the SB. Whatever he was on when dancing they should have given him during the game. He was moving a lot faster in the vid then when trying to catch the Hail Mary, that’s for sure. Yeah and El Prez he’ll probably hate you for life now. But at least Schill and Skip talked about it on ESPN First Take!
sorry jake but thats the whole point. guy had no problem moving around on his ankle after the game. your bitterness towards that fact will not change it
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well this was posted an hour after i emailed it….hmmm….
Big diffrence between dancing like a total fag to total fag music with an ankle sprain and doing work like an NFL tight end on an akle sprain, i agree Jakeh2112. However, this dude was right. Gronk made every patriots fan look like a total dick in that video. I have no problem with drinking after the game, win or lose. My beef is with LMFAO and that fuckcock guido that was spanking his ass and shit. Its official, Gronk is a teeny bopping, jive ass techno turkey. I will never, ever, ever think Gronk is cool again. Can the dude beast it up on the football field? Yes. Is he a bad mother fucker on the field? Yes. Is he a total fuckin fag ass fuckin dork? Absolutley.
Pres – you are themost embarrasing human being with this gronk shit. You have a douchebags with a nose of your sized dancing around like a drunk dick after a two catch performance and losing the superbowl. Embarrasing you stroke his dick like you do. Hilarious actually. Especially considering he won’t even acknowledge you.
And Portnoy, bro your killin me. First your little boner pants, neon trucker hats, glow sticks and children, now this legendary flip flop on the Gronk video? Disapointing.
He “cried his eyes out?” Fag.
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This guy is fucking pathetic. The fact that this ruined his entire day is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, and this guy needs to re-evaluate his priorities in life. Also, Pres get off Gronks dick you fucking loser. If anything you’re the one who’s causing all the anger towards him. You’re over 30 years old, and you look up to this 22 year old as if you’re a kid.
Gronk was just trying to prove to the world that he was healthy and should have been utilized like he was all season. If the system ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Belichick did not ride the hot hands and he got burned. The Giants played to their strengths and competitive advantages, while the Pats didn’t.
Dance Gronk, Dance
If I was a Pats fan, I would be pissed. BUT at the same time, I would have real defense as to why. The kid played his ass off all season, IS one of the best TEs in the game, if not the best. I really don’t have a problem with them blowing off steam after a grueling season AND a TOUGH Super Bowl loss. Some guys handle it one way, other meatheads like Gronk handle it this way. Both are fine in the end. The kid is 22 or 23 yrs old, he’s still a kid. There is way too much attention being paid to this. IF ANYTHING, the person who filmed it should have their ass kicked and then leaking it out. I agree with all of you fans who have said that everyone needs to RELAX and remember, this is JUST A GAME and NONE OF US PLAYED IN IT!!! Brady, Welker, Hernandez, those guys are still carrying that pain around with them. However, Brady and Welker can carry it with 3 rings on their fingers
Oh and I’m a Giants fan too, but there’s no logic in destroying these guys. NONE at all. BE thankful you’re a fan of a team that made it TO the Super Bowl, then be thankful you’re not a Browns or Jaguars fan…
Btw, seeing “BARSTOOL SPORTS” in the top left corner of the vid on SportsCenter is PRICELESS! First Howard Stern NOW ESPN!!! BARSTOOL FTW!!
First. It was a team sanctioned party. Period. Robert Kraft was there. I believe if the team had a problem with what he and Light did, they would have said something.
Second, 19 weeks of busting your ass to get ready for each game is a gruelling schedule. Even though the CBA has them playing in pads less, blah blah blah.
Third, they were also celebrating the life of Myra Kraft, and what her memory meant to this team. Got no problem with that.
Fourth, ESPN is based out of NY. Do you really need to understand anything more.
Fifth, the 900 pounds of Butterfingers dropped on Copley Square was done so by a company whose CEO was from NYC. Need to understand anything more about that?
Sixth, the loss came down to “situational football”. A number of gaffes throughout the game really led to the loss. Because when you are dealing with two teams that match up against one another so well, one two plays is going to make the difference. Brady throwing the intentional grounding. Brady/Welker not connecting, 12 men on the field when we cause a fumble and get the ball on NYGs 18 yd line, Brady missing Branch, Ninkovich lining up in the neutral zone, and Gronk hobbling around on a bad ankle.
Seventh, if you told me at the beginning of the year that this defense would be playing in the Super Bowl, I would have told you to put away the crack pipe and get treatment, you need help.
No one likes to lose. Sucks. We got a young team. Should be back in the mix next year. Get my season tix next season!!!! I’ll be there.
Pats fan for life, gronk maniac, i dont care what anyone says, team event or not, 19 week season or not, there is a time and a place fir everything and its fucking bullshit that after we lose OUR SECOND SUPERBOWL TO THE GIANTS WE HAVE PLAYERS BOUNCING AROUND LIKE RICHARD FUCKING SIMMONS! You want to party?? Bring it back to new england and party, your dancing with lmfao right after you just got beat by the fucking giants which now is almost impossible to settle up the score with them now that they are 2 ships up in us. The last thing i wanted to see is my fucking heros not giving a fuck about the biggest moment of the season. And you cant say gronk can party and matt light can’t cause light already has the rings, fucking garbage, and prez the fact that you say gronk parties no matter what? Well you should have been grinding on lmfao too, cause your angle is pathetic
btw, how did nobody mention (except maybe the novels that nobody reads on comment sections) that this kid thinks he’s gonna be hunted mob style by video taping himself in that lighting…hilarious