This is Chad Ocho Cinco’s Bed?
As anyone who knows me will tell you, the first place I go to get caught up on the news every morning is Black Sports Online. So today my day started off with a mild surprise when I found this feature on Chad Ocho Cinco’s bed with a giant aquarium headboard. I mean, it’s no surprise at all that he’s a peculiar, eccentric guy. But this is just plain weird. Out there where the buses don’t run. How do you even dream this up? Does Evelyn Lozada have some kind of a bizarre fish fetish where she likes to bang with Nemo watching? Is it supposed to be relaxing? Is it safe? Because I wouldn’t be able to sleep a wink without feeling like the glass is gonna break and drown me in my sleep. No wonder Ocho’s having problems learning the offense. He’s probably having Chrissie Watkins nightmares every time he shuts his eyes. I always took him for a crackpot, but it takes a special kind of crazy to actually want to sleep with the fishes. @JerryThornton1
that’s fucking awesome what are you talking about?
Perfect match for Brady – I am sure they be in synch – Like the two guys in Wham!
Jerry,
As a fellow old guy, I can directly relate with you on any number of cultural references. However, actually knowing the name of the no-name actress in Jaws that got chomped on in the first 3 minutes of that flick is a little too much for me to grasp, ya dig?
Signed,
That 70′s Guy
DooBAH,
“The victim’s name is Christine Watkins. Female Caucasian. The height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains…”
I can go all day on this…
That bed is awesome. Bang a chick in that bed, she tells 2 friends, bang them in the that bed, they tell 2 friends, ect, etc….
yeah dooBAH if you’ve ever seen Jaws more than once you know who Chrissie Watkins is…and I’m with Jerry…no chance I could ever get to sleep with the friggin motor humming and bubbles going all night
but I also agree that this could be a designated fucking bed and after banging pass out somewhere else
ever see Christine Watkins today? ouch
also, Chad has a shark tank in his living room with 3 HD TV’s mounted on it
Ochocinco and Troy McClure have a little thing for fish it seems