The best part about this blog is that I’m being 100% dead serious when I say I’m going to go to this celebrity auction and just buy the shit out of Heidi Watney. Not joking in the least. Just sit in the crowd with my Bieber Gold Mask on bidding my ass off. Probably won’t take the mask off either. Not during the event, after I win the auction or on the date. I just somehow picture this ending with me fucking Heidi in a moon walk, Revenge of the Nerds style and when she finally demands I take it off she sees it’s me and falls madly in love. Project Cupid for the win!
PS – I’m not joking that I’m going to do this.