This Is Not How You Impress A Smokeshow
You know what the funny part about this video is? When I first watched it I thought it was going to be about the douchebag dancing in the beginning and I still was going to write a blog about what an asshole he was. And then blue shirt just comes out of nowhere and steals the show by crippling himself. Well played I guess? Just going for the old paralyzed pity fuck.

Genius move by blue shirt. Smack the back of your head on the floor and send yourself into cardiac arrest in front of the smokeshow, knowing full well that she does not want to see you die at her feet and will give you CPR. Guys playing checkers, while everyone else is playing chess.
Hahahaha!!!!!! What a toolbag!
Fake.
60% of the time, it works everytime
If there is a god, there was a 9 inch blade sticking out of the floor that he fell on. Just saying please we can only hope.
Prez, you could have held yourself above the door frame with your coat hook schnoz and won the girl.
I can’t wait for his next video, when he does a pull up in a wheelchair.
perfect form on that fall. flat back, knees to chest, held the bar. perfect 10.
Meanwhile, in the McKayla Maroney stalkosphere: http://instagram.com/p/PqUAI6KidF/
i think the kid from “feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get up everybody, it’s bobsled time”, found a teammate for the 2016 paraplegic volleyball squad.
I think I’m with Sir smoke a lot, the kid made no move to brace himself at all.
hey worked for that nerd in Sandlot…
Dil! Do!
Bros gonna bro. Chicks love pull ups, right?
buy neil a gun, and make him put it to his head and pull the trigger
At first I thought that was Prez, except there’s no way he can do a pullup.
is mckayla maroney even old enough to drive? looks like mom has to take out the minivan to drop her off at gymnastics again…
Calling it right now: If she isn’t already, McKayla Maroney is going to a HUGE slut in a couple years and she’s going to end up a Lindsey Lohan/Britney Spears-type disaster.