This Is One Big Bitch

NYPost – This up-and-coming New Jersey high school basketball player is only 16, but Marvadene Anderson is already a giant on the court. At just under 6-foot-11 — and still growing — she’s the world’s tallest teenage girl. The Jamaican-born hoopster, who could tower over legendary ballplayers like Michael Jordan (6-6) and LeBron James (6-8), was the highest-scoring “netball” player in her country — a sport similar to basketball. That on-court prowess earned her a scholarship to Rutgers Prep in Somerset, and for the last two months she’s been hitting the hardwood to learn the rules of basketball. “Everyone has come up to me and asked if I play college basketball. I told them I’m only a sophomore in high school. They gasped when I told them,” Anderson said. The gal giant, whose family remained in Jamaica, was taken in by Enid Angus, who discovered her talents. Anderson said she got her nickname “Bubbles” because of her good humor. Rutgers coach Mary Coyle-Klinger and her sister, former WNBA coach Pat Coyle, have been working with their new star. Anderson picked up six points in her first game on Dec. 10 and Coyle-Klinger was not disappointed. “Of course she is going to be a star,” she said. “She’s a natural. She’s only been playing two months and it’s amazing how well she’s adapted.”

Since when did NJ womens high school basketball become the Big East? I mean recruiting bitches from Jamaica now? What the fuck?Either way talk about a waste of a scholarship huh? I mean six points in her debut? If you’re 6′11 how do you not hang 50 on these bitches? Seriously where is Kevin Bacon when you need him. And what’s up with her nickname? Bubbles? Maybe that’s the problem. Not mean enough. Time to hit the Jersey Shore Name Generator.  Marvadene Anderson equals ”the appointment.”  Now we’re talking. That’s got to be good for at least a double double.   I mean think about it.  Coach calls a 20 second TO.    What sounds better?   Get the ball done low to Bubbles!   Or Get the ball down low to The Appointment!    Game, set, match.

PS – About a million people have sent me the Jersey Shore Name Generator link.  To be honest it kind of sucks.   That’s why I haven’t posted it yet.   Like it gives you a different nickname everytime you click refresh.  What kind of bullshit is that?   Every name should have one nickname and that’s it.   I hate half assed Jersey Shore Name Generators.