This Is Really Happening Right Now: Kobe Bryant Live Tweeting Watching Himself Score 81 Against Toronto
This IS happening right now. For real. Kobe Bryant is really tweeting about how awesome he is watching himself score 81 vs. Toronto like 20 years ago. Couple things. #1 there is no way this is the first time he watched this game. Dude probably makes chicks watch it while he rapes them. #2 he is a rapist. #3 I didn’t think it was possible but Kobe may have reclaimed his spot from Lebron as my most hated athlete in the world. Luckily Lebron gave us this gem today though to maintain his narrow lead. Learn how to sing bro.
Who loves Grape soda? Kobe loves grape soda
The mamba does what he does
Who fucking gives a shit?
I think the Mayans were right with this end of the world thing. Ray Lewis in the Superbowl, Lebron has a ring and now Kobe is even stepping up his douche bag-ness
some god damn purple drank..
Kobe never raped anyone and Ray Lewis never killed anyone.. lets not let facts get in the way of a good blog
That might he the ultimate Hardo move. But here’s and idea Jew, unfollow him.
Wow. This is narcissism taken to a whole new level. No one should have introduced Kobe to twitter.
#countonkobespeakingin3rdperson … actually #countonkobehavinga3rdgradeeducation
Couldn’t help but notice that Kobe isn’t following you
I don’t have my glasses on. Does that sign say south beach bukkake? That’s right in Lebrons wheelhouse.
You are an absolutely worthless human being.
Oh my god Lebrons singing at a charity karaoke event organized by one of his teammates and incorporated the audience to potentially get them to spend even more money for the charity?!?! You’re right Prez what a dickhead. You’re really starting to reach pretty bad on this Lebron stuff. Maybe the Celtics will get lucky and lose before they play Miami, otherwise its looking like Bron Bron ends their season the third year in a row.
Kobe, Lebron, or Pollard..?
Clean it up D’Antoni
what a fuckin mullie huh?
“wait i scored 81 points in this game? nike custom designed a shoe in honor of my outstanding performance this game? weird, first i’ve heard of it”
Preach Pres! Preach! A plus blog. Oh and @by…. Yes they in fact did. Rapists gone rape, murderers gonna murder.
#4 why do you fucking care? Can’t believe you let Kobe Bryant affect you at all
And then I raped a girl in Denver. #CountOnKobe
Kobe can do no wrong
One person loved it and guess who it is…
darren rovell @darrenrovell
Love the idea of athletes tweeting while their classic games run on TV. It’s the pop up video of this generation. Needs to happen more.
one of the best blogs yet. the tweet about grape soda had me rolling and jpoo24 awesome comment. love that word, props to Eddie Murphy baby
Had no idea prez hates Kobe and LBJ
IF KOBE’S 81 POINT GAME HAPPENED “20 YEARS AGO” THAN THE PATS LAST SUPER BOWL WAS LIKE 50 YEARS AGO.
hey bron nice cargo pants
Kobe not following you on Twitter should be your best defense against KO Barstool honestly.
I’d rather see him doing a live tweet of when he raped that girl in the ass.
This wasn’t out of the blue el pres. There was just a great interview done with kobe where he talks about how hes never watched it. Which clearly inspired him to sit down and actually watch it. As a celtics fan my respect for Kobe has actually grown over the past decade. Especially in the era of Lebron and Wade. He is not a fraud, he is a boss, rival or not. Closest to Jordan ever, and parts of his game might even be more refined, even if hes not quite the same level of winner. And it was definitely consensual lets get real.
How is Tim Thomas not the most hated athlete in Boston? He quit on you guys!
Also, minus Gasol’s two BS free throws at the end of the game the Lakers scored 81 as a team last night. Keep up the good work Kobe you scored 16 on about 56 shots last night and lost to the Bulls without their two best players….Well done!
Wow Pres, the Pats choke job has really gotten to you.
Most hated athlete is easily that monkey Dwight Howard
Kobe is a has been. Keep reminiscing buddy. You guys have only won 17 games right? You are more likely to have the spot light turned on you if you rape another chick. Just sayin…