This IS happening right now.  For real.  Kobe Bryant is really tweeting about how awesome he is watching himself score 81 vs. Toronto like 20 years ago.  Couple things.  #1 there is no way this is the first time he watched this game.  Dude probably makes chicks watch it while he rapes them.  #2 he is a rapist.   #3 I didn’t think it was possible but Kobe may have reclaimed his spot from Lebron as my most hated athlete in the world.   Luckily Lebron gave us this gem today though to maintain his narrow lead.  Learn how to sing bro.