Is The Chick From Spy Kids Kidding Me With How Hot She Is?
DM – She is newly single after splitting from her husband of nearly two years.And it looks as though Spy Kids star Alexa Vega is keen to let the world that she still ‘got it.’ The 23-year-old tweeted a raunchy black and white snap of herself in a bikini.
Holy shit! Who fucking knew the sky kids girl would turn into a smoke house like this? Crazy! And she’s diabolical too. I mean this is just such a fucking low blow here. Just a prime example of how social media giveth and social media taketh away. Like yes we all get to see the Spy Girls chick just flaunting her tits all over the place. But on the flip side imagine being the ex here. This is what happens when you break up with a chick nowadays. They make it their mission to get in shape and rub your face in the mud with pictures like these. Instagramming the fuck out of their cunt and shit. Because make no mistake. This was no accident. This was cold and calculated. She knew her ex would see this. It’s a flat out gut shot. Knocks the wind right out of you.
man, I came hard to this girl when I was 8. thought she was the shit. i have an insta-boner now, gonna need to see more of her ASAP
I called this
Boston 10000000, a miami 1… this ugly hoe would rule boston and in miami would be stuck cleaning up the jizz off a bangbros set in and btw 2 > 17… ray allen > tom brady
Somehow I feel. like you. managed to. have more. sentences. than. words. in. that. para. graph.
OHHHHH I’d date rape her.
Holy shit is the first thought I had to … I wanna see those tatties
Miamibestsportscity you’re probably a fat dump loser. Go jerk your chode to a picture of the big 3.
I wanna shove my nostrils deep into the wet and dark ovaries of the girl in the second picture
Those have to be fake
first sky kids then spy girls, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Those are real and they are spectacular
^^Well we know fuckneil enjoys the company of underage girls.
That movie was terrible but damn the years have been kind to her.
It’s such a creepy fucking feeling…when these girls pop up…and you can tell when they are gonna be dimes…and when they are borderline legal (Borderline like…they drew first blood not me)… “Hayden Panettiere when she was in Remember the Titans, Emma Watson from the Harry Potters…,and the latest one is Chloe Morentz…..jeezus im a sick fuck………btw..Still would Slam the Childlike Empress from The Neverending Story
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I would swim through a river filled with Magic Johnson’s blood just to hear her queef through a walkie-talkie.
i laughed my ass off at “spy girls”…. i dont complain about grammar too often but just the fact that you used three different titles is too much
Would definitely put my thumbthumbs up her asshole. Y’all get that if you’ve been forced to watch those stupid movies. If not, basically it means that I’d bend her over and insert my thumbs up her asshole while I was fucking her from behind. I’m sure you figured that out though.
What sucked more: “Spy Kids” or “Agent Cody Banks?”
norightdeserving, confusing screen name notwithstanding, you’re 100% right about chloe moretz, gonna wreck shit in like 3 years, and yeah it’s a real creepy feeling but the only way to deal with it is to stuff it deep down and never talk about it to anyone besides internet people.
She’s also the chick in the new Aerosmith video. Such a smoke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXNwEaQoJU
after close examination i’m pretty sure i’d let her take a poop on my chest
well slap my ass and call me charilie….spy kids and remember the titans…
i defs called this when i was little
too busy jerking off in your mom’s hair
Girl was packing tits when she was 12
miamibestsportscity your fuckin crazy you telling me if she was right there with that body you wouldn’t rip off those clothes and put it to that ass….
At first I thought this was a Jenna Marbles pic. Prompted me to visit her youtube page during which I found out she still makes unfunny videos and that they’ve now been watched 641 million times. If I had the right pill I’d be making like last month’s house arsonist.
According to her ex in a recent interview with APM (Ass Playa Magazine): “She is, and will always be, an anal virgin”.
To that I say; WAKE UP, BRO!!!
holy hell. she is hot as hell now. she has to do one of those cleavage challenge things
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
Must suck to peak at twelve. . .
miami get real b all you have is monkey ball no other sport….Neil what can I say, do you just play a degenerate pervert on the internet or is that who you are in real life…and why would you pretend to be a child moleting pervert not sure if I see the humor in that…
Although that pic is pretty sick, google images of her, shes not that hot. Her face looks like Maybe from Arrested Development.